DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Raven'sChild]

Grayz a sub and top cheerleader in D$P's mod and RD2 posse member.

 

[Draza]

Why does Kekon sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet?

 

[Alxmir23]

Yeah, I've got the stream running as background noise, but this is an absolute trainwreck. While Kekon is somewhat entertaining because he's quite talkative, Lord Lamb hardly talks, and DSP is, well... just being DSP. He just repeats himself often, describing everything that happens on screen to the viewers as if they were visually handicapped, and periodically asking where they could do Suicide Kings as if anyone actually cares about that. It's so b o r i n g.

This clip of just over a minute pretty much sums up the whole stream up until now. Asking chat for places to do Suicide Kings and getting no reactions:

Oh, and he just went on his break and muted the stream because of... reasons? Something about having the co-op party active that causes him not being able to play music? Really awkward.

And after the break he surely will want to do some of that Suicide Kings stuff, which probably will be cringeworthy as fuck. It basically feels like watching an old man trying to relive the good times he had with his friends when he was younger, only without the actual friends because he pushed them all away by being a shitty person to them.

leave it to phil to hype up a suicide kings event but not do any fucking research or work to find good spots

 

[DSPGouting]

Lmao I reported the stream for promoting self harm and suicide.i would so love there to be some gimpy algorithm that twitch has to pick out keywords on a stream cause that would match up nicely lol

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P wants to try and ride a horse off the waterfall. He is so busy trying to do 'his thing' wandering about to get a horse and such he misses out on the fun his teammates can be heard having off camera. In the end, the horse won't jump off the waterfall. They continue to have fun lassoing each other and such while D$P runs about looking for a place he thinks would be fun to jump from. He has to be the center of attention at the cost of entertainment.

 

[Comma]

This is the kind of thanks you get from DSP when you spend $3500 on gifted subs:

"We had emerald_green who was here earlier, who uhhh gifted a ton of those uhhh... sahbs. Not emerald_green, what was his name? I can't remember his name, but anyway, thank you for the gifted sahbs."

Such low energy. He even has a hard time remembering what subs are called.

 

[flatsoda]

12/15/18 Prestream - Red Dead Redemption 2 Online Co-Op Stream: Day 5 of The 9 Days of Streaming Begins

Spoiler: DSP Will Take Tomorrow Night Off To Set Up A Poll

"I will not be doing a night time stream tomorrow. For multiple reasons. Number one, it will give me a chance to rest my voice a bit. Number two, I've got other stuff to do. For example, I am, tomorrow night, going to take all the suggestions that the patrons have been giving towards my upcoming Holiday Streaming Marathon Event, and I am going to create a POLL out of them. *LEG SLAP* So, that for the next week, THE PATRON'S CAN VOTE! Okay? On what games I'll actually be playing, in said marathon. So, THAT'LL BE NEAT! The patrons will have exactly a week to vote and determine what games I will be playing on said marathon. Uhm, there's a wide variety of games, uhm, NOMINATED! I don't even really want to go into it, I'd rather just wait until tomorrow night to see exactly what was nominated, and go from there. But, also I've got other stuff to do tomorrow night, like bills to pay and stuff. So, basically, it'll be a good opportunity for me to rest up a bit."

Spoiler: DSP Celebrates His Latest Short-Term Gain

"Now you guys may have noticed, the sub count is a little bit high! In fact, that's the highest sub count we've ever had! ELEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETY-ONE SUBS. You might say, 'WHOA! What the hell happened?! What gives?! How does Phil have so many subscribers?!' WELL, yesterday, we had, uh, uh. in particular ONE GOOD SAMARITAN, and then a lot of other people as well, who all subbed. So basically, one guy named emerald_seven, came in and he gifted OVER 500 subscriptions yesterday. AND THEN, a few other people on the night time stream of Minecraft came in and ALSO GIFTED SUBSCRIPTIONS. So, basically, our subscriptions are SKY HIGH right now! Okay? REALLY NICE! And, you know, people will be able to take advantage of this stuff, for the holidays. *THROAT CLEAR* And it should be good. Uhm, so hopefully, everything goes according to plan-"


[2018-12-15 19:04:23 UTC] superblindman: cherity500 This one's for you, Phil, and for the kiddos too. May you have an amazing cooperative Red Dead stream, and congrats on the new subs!


"By the way, superblindman, I know you just tried to cheer. But, you misspelled the word 'CHARITY,' SO IT DIDN'T WORK. You have to redo that again and spell 'CHARITY' correctly, with an 'A' instead of an 'E'. And then you'll be good to go!*LAUGHS LIKE A GOON* *TAKES A SIP* *LIP SMACK!* AH! Okay, so yeah, so, right now, THINGS ARE GREAT! People are at a POSITIVE VIBE! Right? Everyone's enjoying everything. Things are good! SUBS ARE HIGH! Everyone's feeling festive. I'm feeling festive! The only that sucks is my voice. If only my voice were up to par, everything would be normal. It sucks that my voice is all exasperated right now, but I do my best, MY FRIENDS, to tough through this! And to put out Fun Entertaining Streams for you guys, uh, as best I can!"

Spoiler: Begging

"So, Thank You Everyone, for everything recently! As you guys know, with all of my financial challanges and everything, it was NICE to get some EXTRA SUPPORT! And, I want to thanks. This LAST WEEK, everyone was very generous, in particular with TIPPING, when I NEEDED IT, and I want to say 'Thank you for that, guys!' For STEPPING UP and helping me those tips when I needed them VERY MUCH. Uhm, thanks obviously to the people who have subscribed to help me out! It is all much appreciated. Uhm, and I *LIP SMACK!* just want to say, 'THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!' Now, that being said, there are many ways that you can support my efforts to continue doing this FULL TIME! And, of course, in next year, 2019, TO NOT LOSE MY HOUSE! OKAY?"

Does a plug segment, after saying yesterday he wasn't going to do them as often.

"I guess, really, two final things, first of all, if you want to TIP ME! I've mentioned this a bunch of times and you might not know how to do that. Because, it's SEPARATE completely from Twitch's intergrated things, you know, how Twitch they can intergrate with how to cheer with bits and subscribe. Well, there's- TIPPING ME, is completely separate from those. How do you tip me?"

Gives instructions on how to tip him.

"So, thanks for anyone who considers it. Tipping helps me out a lot. It actually helped me out a ton this last week, with my bank account issues. Now those are resolved! Which is GOOD! And, now WE'RE looking towards raising funds for the big financial challange of the TAXES, next year! I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO IT NOW. I just want to say thanks to all of you for any contributions! Okay?"

Spoiler: Party Pooper DSP

[2018-12-15 18:45:18 UTC] android___x: cheer50 wow lots of new subs here! congrats phil! finally a huge chunk towards your taxes, feeling positive now you will make what you need! was this one of the 12 who emailed you gifting the subs? this guy seems to come out of nowhere!


"Well, I'll be honest. Is it a good start? YES. Is it a huge chunk? NO! But, it's a good start. Okay? I don't want anyone OVER-EXAGGERATING! Y-Y-You gotta realize that subs- many people might not realize this, SUBSCRIPTIONS, I get HALF of everything! So, you know, what was it? About 500 gifted subs, times HALF of what the subs cost. That's what I made! Okay? I've got a LOOOOOONNNG way to go! But, this was a very good start and I am very grateful for it! Okay? 'Was this one of the twelve who e-mailed you?' NO. I don't know who this guy was. This Emerald_seven? I had never seen him in stream chat before, he never said anything. He just came in and started gifting, and There You Go. All right? 'TIS THE SEASON! All right?"

Spoiler: DSP Is Misinformed On The Kingdom Hearts 3 Leaks

"Cookie tipped me a dollar and said, 'Careful, there are spoilers on the whole game of Kingdom Hearts. Have a Merry Woof-mas.' Uhm, thank you Cookie, who is sitting next to me, for that tip. Actually, it wasn't really Cookie. It was someone IMPERSONATING Cookie! But, if you don't know what they're talking about, SADLY, Ladies and Gentlemen, Uhm, people have already obtained copies of Kingdom Hearts 3, are playing it, and spoiling the shit out of it on the Internet! THIS IS NOT AN EXAGERRATION! This is a warning! I WARNED EVERYONE about this on Twitter this morning! Already, people have not only shown the cover art, the title screen, in game gameplay! And they're spoiling boss fights and the plotline! DO NOT, if you care about Kingdom Hearts 3. Between now and it's release, do not LOOK for stuff about stuff for Kingdom Hearts on the internet! To stop for spoiling. Okay? *THROAT CLEARING* I'm just saying, it's a bad situation! There's absolutely no reason for anyone to have this fucking game yet! Yet, they do! And this is- I hate to say it, uhm, just a sad symptom of an industry where we have to give out FUCKING COPIES so early to people! Who are ELITIST and who get treated with SPECIAL TREATMENT to get games early! That at this point, I don't know why that process exists! Because, now we have the situation we have now. OVER A MONTH AWAY, to the release of a game people have been waiting for, for OVER TEN FUCKING YEARS! And the game is being spoiled on the internet because people were SO STUPID to give out early copies! AND/OR to just be, UHHH, UNSAFE with the copies that were out there! You know what I mean? *THROAT CLEAR* So, anyway, if you don't want to be spoiled, do not search on the internet for stuff about Kingdom Hearts 3, between now and the release. You will get spoiled! Okay? Just saying. I, I PERSONALLY wasn't looking for it! And I already saw the cover art! And a few in game screens! Because someone posted it all over twitter! I was like, 'YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!' *SNAKE CHUCKLE* Okay."

Spoiler: More Begging

[2018-12-15 19:09:09 UTC] android___x: cheer50 phil i know you would never say this because you are a nice guy but I can say it... if you are going to donate big time to phil, consider tipping phil because he has to split half with twitch for subs. why give half to twitch? I can say this because i am not a streamer!


"Well, the bottom line is, I appreciate any contributions, guys. Here's the thing, there are so many ways you guys can contribute! Right? You can pledge to my Patreon. You can buy merchandise from my Teespring. You can cheer, sub, or tip. All right? In particular, this last week I asked for tips. The reason being, I had an issue with my bank account being overdrawn, and I was waiting for Twitch to pay me. Which they finally did! So that's taken care of. And you guys helped me out, with the situation of the overdrawn. When you TIP ME, those are funds I get right away! And I can put those right into my bank account! And when you TIP ME, the only money I may lose, for example, is-is the PROCESSING FEE when you send me something via Paypal. ALTHOUGH, when you SEND ME A TIP, you have the option to PAY FOR THAT PROCESSING FEE, so I CAN GET THE WHOLE AMOUNT you TIP ME. Okay? BITS? I get all the bits you CHEER ME! Anything you CHEER ME, I get! But, those bits take TWO MONTHS to process for me to get them. Okay? Subs? It's absolutely true, and everybody knows this! Subscriptions, I only get HALF of. So, Subscriptions are good, because they basically make TWITCH HAPPY that I'm here! You know what I mean? Like, 'OH! Twitch made some money, and I made some money!' So, subscriptions are always good! Uhm, BUT! There are other methods, I would say are bett- cheering with bits, I get ALL OF THE BITS! Or, TIPPING ME, I get pretty much all of the money! Unless you pay those paypal fees, then I GET ALL THE MONEY!! So, those are better methods than JUST SUBBING, okay? Although, subbing gets you good benefits! Like the access to my emotes, and things like that. So, basically, anything is good at this point! We're at a point, where the-the-the money I'm trying to raise for my TAXES is due in April. So, I have time! Anything you do right now helps me out! Okay? *LEG SLAP* Okay."

Spoiler: DSP On The Tut Saga and MORE BEGGING

[2018-12-15 19:13:36 UTC] tehpwncake: cheer50 I hope folks still contribute despite the sub bombs of last time


So, here's the thing, here's what happened in the summer. We had a guy come in, who I had never heard of. And at the time, he had never talked in my chat. And he dropped SUB BOMBS, he dropped CHEER BOMBS, he did everything! Okay? Within the course of two months, the guy had contributed a RIDICULOUS amount of contributions! But, what had happened was, everyone else basically said, 'Oh! Phil's now, you know, RAKING IN THE CONTRIBUTIONS from this guy! We don't need to contribute anymore!' And contributions really SLOWED DOWN, outside of THIS ONE GUY for about two months! And, then sadly, the guy revealed himself to be a TROLL! He tried to chargeback everything, via TIPS! Even through Pay- err, NOT PAYPAL, but, uhm, through TWITCH! Basically, the guy tried to get all his money back, to screw me over. By the way, IT DIDN'T WORK! He failed miserably, lost all of that money! DESPITE, what he wants to tell the internet, to save face. Because, he's SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED that he's AN IDIOT! You cannot, I'll say this again, YOU CANNOT CHARGEBACK SUBS! YOU CANNOT CHARGEBACK CHEERS! You can't chargeback anything like that! Anything you put through Twitch is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DONE and LOCKED IN! Good luck getting your money back, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! Uhm, AND he tried to chargeback over a thousand dollars in TIPS! And, Paypal said, 'NOPE! Screw you! We're siding with PHIL!' Just like they always have! And I kept all those tips, too! So, THAT GUY, who is trying to basically troll me for two months and then completely screw me over, LOST ALL THAT MONEY! And looks like an ASSHOLE now! Okay? But that being said, what ended up happening was, the contributions slowed down. And, actually, the months of October, November, which NORMALLY, would be VERY GOOD Contribution Months. Actually, ended up being SLOW! In fact, if you can BELIEVE IT, uhm, they were some of the slowest months of the year FOR ME! Compared to, like, May, June, July! Before THIS GUY started dropping contributions, they were actually, the BUSIEST MONTHS of the year, were slow for me! And it was, it was basically AS A RESULT OF HIM! Uhm, so it kind of sucked. I'm not going to lie. And, that's one of the reasons why, FINANCIALLY, things WERE very tight for me the last few weeks! Because, normally, I would be getting BIGGER payments from Twitch in regards to those months. I DIDN'T! I got LOWER PAYMENTS! So, it kind of screwed me over a little bit. SO! What I will say to you guys is this, 'I appreciate all of your contributions! I do appreciate, OBVIOUSLY, emerald_seven with those subs last night! THEY WERE AWESOME!!' BUT! Please don't take that as an indication that, 'Now Phil's good forever!' NO!! *CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE* That's not how it works! You know? Uhm, you guys know I have quite a large sum of money I need to raise, between now and April. And, like I said, those subs last night were a good start! But, NOWHERE NEAR the amount I need to raise! So, I JUST GOTTA KEEP WORKING! Even though my voice is a little shot, and everything, I gotta keep busting my ass! And, doing my best to keep putting out fun content for you guys. And hopefully, IT ALL WORKS OUT SOMEHOW. Thank you for that! And, YEAH! Please don't take that, last night, as an indication that, 'OH! Phil's good now!' THAT'S NOT THE CASE! Okay?"

DSP was in rare form today. It’s been said before, but there’s no more insufferable version of DSP, than when DSP is flush with cash.

Also, DSP passive-aggressively trying to get his paypigs to pay the Paypal transaction fees so he can squeeze more money from them is sleazy even by DarksydePhil standards.

YEESH! I felt skeezy just transcribing this prestream.

 

[samovski]

This is the kind of thanks you get from DSP when you spend $3500 on gifted subs:

"We had emerald_green who was here earlier, who uhhh gifted a ton of those uhhh... sahbs. Not emerald_green, what was his name? I can't remember his name, but anyway, thank you for the gifted sahbs."

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Such low energy. He even has a hard time remembering what subs are called.

Perfect example of why I don't believe him about his finances. Imagine needing, not wanting, needing $16,000. If you don't manage to make this money, you lose the house you own. The house you share with the apparent love of your life. The woman you apparently want to marry, making this her home as well, her sense of security. The place where you can both be safe, warm, fed, loved.

Now imagine a godsend, someone, a mysterious stranger drops nearly 2k out of the sky right into your desperate hands.

Imagine not caring enough to even remember their name.

Something about that doesn't click in my brain. I mean, he can't remember the name of the person who gave him a definite undeniable boost. I don't even have a good insult ready. Dark not remembering his name is insult enough.

 

[Sparkletor]

So wait a minute, DSP just said his bank is overdrawn because all his bills are at the beginning if the month. Yet he is taking tomorrow night off to pay bills?

 

[Adamska]

Pigroach isn't remotely fucked; he's just angry he might have to start to actually budget and go on payment plans, which would cut the amount of money he can throw around to biggen himself and to try and stave off depression via the horror of his life. I mean, if he fails to juggle his debts, he'll be fucked but he's legit fine for a while. Especially with the Pigcult thinking that being a part of said cult is anything worth a shit (seriously, they might as well just burn money and have a discord where they brag about it).

Speaking of which, have fun OmegaCuck that blew 3k for him to instantly forget you; even I forget what your name is.

 

[AuthenticItalian]

Due to actual interests here is my DSP parody video
https://youtu.be/3818ZIdOR0o

Here is just a draft the finalized video will be around 10-15 minutes long. But for now please leave me feedback I just did this quickly before an errand so it wasn't the most funny and was rushed but give me general rundown of it. I hope I wasn't too over the top with the arm movements, and I can't do ackackack or snort without hurting my nose too much. But I really do love acting/writing and this would be a fun and interactive way to improve, so feel free to tell me if it was good or straight up sucked thanks.

Script ideas are
It'll be near end of year in 2019
Khet being blacked
Being banned from Twitch for masterbaiting on camera so I have to YT stream.

Thanks folks! Sorry if this comes off self promoting if it is please remove it

 

[NursezillaX]

So wait a minute, DSP just said his bank is overdrawn because all his bills are at the beginning if the month. Yet he is taking tomorrow night off to pay bills?

I just posted about this in the past week. I've never seen anyone who seems to have bills clearing at every point in the month like this motherfucker. It's all bullshit. If you were to keep track for a few months whenever he says 'MAH BILLS ARE ALL CLEARING IN (insert arbitrary time frame here)!!', you'd probably find him saying it all over the place. Just another scam to cry poor or justify not being able to buy a game hoping someone will donate it to him.

So, nice catch, definitely not surprised that he has a story that doesn't add up. He tells way too many lies and has way too many schemes going at all times to be able to keep track of them / stay consistent.

 

[PieceofShet]

Due to actual interests here is my DSP parody video
https://youtu.be/3818ZIdOR0o

Here is just a draft the finalized video will be around 10-15 minutes long. But for now please leave me feedback I just did this quickly before an errand so it wasn't the most funny and was rushed but give me general rundown of it. I hope I wasn't too over the top with the arm movements, and I can't do ackackack or snort without hurting my nose too much. But I really do love acting/writing and this would be a fun and interactive way to improve, so feel free to tell me if it was good or straight up sucked thanks.

Script ideas are
It'll be near end of year in 2019
Khet being blacked
Being banned from Twitch for masterbaiting on camera so I have to YT stream.

Thanks folks! Sorry if this comes off self promoting if it is please remove it

Wear a shitty tshirt like dsp

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Maybe the effects of living like a shut-in are starting to kick in.

Now that I'm thinking of it, it's kinda interesting to see how he basically does this whole hermit thing on Twitch as well:

- Doesn't follow any other Twitch members, except for literally one person (Kekon)
- Doesn't watch other streamers' content (he claims)
- Doesn't do collaborations with anyone
- Doesn't want other streamers to be mentioned on his streams
- Tries to basically avoid all contact with anyone noteworthy
- Burns bridges with streamers who actually managed to get some kind of interaction out of him (Tolomeo, Cryotic, nycfurby)

Nothing he could do.

He's tipped his hand on multiple ocassions when it comes to naming other streamers* (not just the biggest ones either) despite his insistence that within the landscape there isn't a single one around him for a thousand miles in any direction - also that he wouldn't know who they were even if they did show up. Of course he slips up quite often with catching and altering words mid-sentence and such so it's not really anything new. I think the finer detail is in the fact that with some of the lies he spins he's absolutely trying to convince himself as well as the audience that it's true. In typical DSP fashion if he can deny just a few more times the reality that it's possible for a streamer with an audience of their own to orbit closer to him or "invade" the DSPverse by coming into his chat or tweet at him (Hello, Sir!) - just refuse a bit longer this possibility and then like all things the alternative in his head becomes DSP Gospel.

I think it's quite telling that he chooses to try hide in plain sight. He knows he's toxic and that everything that gets close to him will start to turn and putrefy as well. He can blame trolls until he's blue in the face and they are absolutely part of the ongoing problem for him, but he'll be on his deathbed still denying that he was the one who fostered this horrendous environment he chose to languish in. The very same environment that houses a fanbase he does not like "because that would be weird" but that he "appreciates". I mean who wouldn't be embarrassed by that chat? He refuses the stigma of responsibility for their general degenerate behaviour and wants nothing to do with them outside office hours. It's like some darksyde plausible deniabilty shit going on with him. Just bizness dood. Eventhough he's shameless and will take their money some tiny part of him knows stealing from the piggybank of legitimate halfwits is skeezy as fuck. When that voice of doubt enters his head he just has to remind himself of The First Tenet of Dave Bennett again: I EARNED THIS HOUSE WITH HARD WORK AND DESERVE THIS MONEY FOR MY THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF FREE CONTENT I PROVIDED YOU!

To quote another line from the Gospel according to Phil; We denounce all aspersions cast upon the good name of St. Philip of Danbury and deny all knowledge that the source of Phil Burnell's biggest problems have always and will always originate from within Phil Burnell himself.

*I don't watch any other streamers so I'm afraid I can't recall their names but he's definitely dropped a bunch of names before - usually during the more unhinged sessions.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Due to actual interests here is my DSP parody video
https://youtu.be/3818ZIdOR0o

Here is just a draft the finalized video will be around 10-15 minutes long. But for now please leave me feedback I just did this quickly before an errand so it wasn't the most funny and was rushed but give me general rundown of it. I hope I wasn't too over the top with the arm movements, and I can't do ackackack or snort without hurting my nose too much. But I really do love acting/writing and this would be a fun and interactive way to improve, so feel free to tell me if it was good or straight up sucked thanks.

Script ideas are
It'll be near end of year in 2019
Khet being blacked
Being banned from Twitch for masterbaiting on camera so I have to YT stream.

Thanks folks! Sorry if this comes off self promoting if it is please remove it

This works best if you imitate both his camera angle and crop it so it looks like his. Just his upper body. We shouldn't be able to see your legs at all. Helps with the idea that he's a muppet.
Also the only real defining feature is his shitty goatee, so you gotta get include that.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Perfect example of why I don't believe him about his finances. Imagine needing, not wanting, needing $16,000. If you don't manage to make this money, you lose the house you own. The house you share with the apparent love of your life. The woman you apparently want to marry, making this her home as well, her sense of security. The place where you can both be safe, warm, fed, loved.

Now imagine a godsend, someone, a mysterious stranger drops nearly 2k out of the sky right into your desperate hands.

Imagine not caring enough to even remember their name.

Something about that doesn't click in my brain. I mean, he can't remember the name of the person who gave him a definite undeniable boost. I don't even have a good insult ready. Dark not remembering his name is insult enough.

Either that or he bought his own subs.

 

[Haunter]

Due to actual interests here is my DSP parody video
https://youtu.be/3818ZIdOR0o

Here is just a draft the finalized video will be around 10-15 minutes long. But for now please leave me feedback I just did this quickly before an errand so it wasn't the most funny and was rushed but give me general rundown of it. I hope I wasn't too over the top with the arm movements, and I can't do ackackack or snort without hurting my nose too much. But I really do love acting/writing and this would be a fun and interactive way to improve, so feel free to tell me if it was good or straight up sucked thanks.

Script ideas are
It'll be near end of year in 2019
Khet being blacked
Being banned from Twitch for masterbaiting on camera so I have to YT stream.

Thanks folks! Sorry if this comes off self promoting if it is please remove it

(I'm always nervous about coming off as pushy when recommending ideas for someone else's project. Please don't feel like this is judgmental or you have to do it or whatever ) Jackie Chin did some DSP Tries It parodies as "DarksydeJackie". To work around the visual side of it, he used a Groucho-esque fake goutee. I think an easy way to get around having to resemble Phil in a parody that hasn't been used yet would be to imitate Phil's bizarre rocking that had been noticed reflected in his glass door

I've made a clip of the complete 3 min. section where you can see him in the reflection of the window in the original video, audio included (after this, he points the camera down so the window view is gone).


I don't know if it's because the blinders are making it look he's behind bars, but if you didn't know any better, you'd think you're watching a rambling madman who's in some kind of closed institution or whatever the fuck.

Phil is a weird man.

You can still see his bizarre mannerisms will remaining mostly obscured. If you were holding the camera like Phil in that video, the focus of the parody could be what you're doing with your hands, waddling around the house, etc. Or if you wanted to do him streaming, the reflection could be in his "office" window during a Pre-Stream parody

 

[actually]

So wait a minute, DSP just said his bank is overdrawn because all his bills are at the beginning if the month. Yet he is taking tomorrow night off to pay bills?

Today's the 15th. He probably got his Twitch money from October in. And tbh, I can believe he has bills coming in all over the place because he probably never thought to try and get the due date changed (or simply do all the payments at the same time). A number of my bills' due date are all over the place, but I just pay them all together at the beginning and middle of the month when I get paid, even if it's a bit early so I know it's done, and my finances reflect that.

I imagine Phil just waits until the last minute and hopes there's enough since he used to be able to do that in his so-called "gravy train" days of Youtube past.

 

[Collections Agent]

The current amount of gifted subs by our mysterious stranger:

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This dood just splashed close to $2750 in DSP's face (of which DSP receives "only" half), almost one-fifth of $16K. I really don't get these exceptional people. Dood could've helped DSP exactly twice as much by simply tipping him directly.

Oh, internets, u so weird sometimes.

I'm VERY suspicious on why they subbed. Think someone took someone else's banking or credit info and is using subs because you can't charge back?

It seems almost like a prank on whoever's money that is

 

[DoubleSideKy]

I'm VERY suspicious on why they subbed. Think someone took someone else's banking or credit info and is using subs because you can't charge back?

It seems almost like a prank on whoever's money that is

Are we really surprised though? I mean this is coming from a man who has had "fans" ADMIT to using their mom or dads's credit card without them knowing. DSP could of said "No doods *SNOOORT* that's illegal" but then again, he did try to keep 9k hidden from the fans and detractors so anything is possible