Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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Now EVS got a shout out:
https://archive.fo/41PCs
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1075245867232321536
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RodgerDodger said:
"Show of hands, is anybody here not a predatory deviant sex offender? Anyone? Somebody? How about is anyone here not an actual pedophile or rapist? Anybody? Please? Ohgodwearesofucked..."
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"Bueller? Bueller?"

And instead of his hand, Bobbi Rodriguez drops his trousers, spreads his ass cheeks, and shows the guy his hairy male asshole.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Nah, you're forgetting Marvel let him go because of his declining eyesight. So if anything he's mooning the wall and facing the wrong way.
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Now I'm starting to wonder if he got canned at Marvel for giving his co-workers live showings of his butthole, and that whole "I'MMA GOIN' BLIND!" excuse was just a lame cover-up.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Nah, you're forgetting Marvel let him go because of his declining eyesight. So if anything he's mooning the wall and facing the wrong way.
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So he meant to send Dick pics to EVS, but wasdoing it wrong? I can believe that. And him actually being mostly blind would sure as hell explain the art in Goddess Mode. And the (nauseatingly hideous) color choices.

Kudos to DC for once again hiring the “best qualified team” in comics. He can’t draw, but it’s okay cause she can’t write.
 
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Incredible Crisis said:
It's obvious that Goddess Mode was commissioned less because the team is competent, but because it's cheaper to market than the rest of the current catalog due to the notoriety of the writer.

It may be a waste of time and shelf space but it's at least economical.
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That's like saying it's more economical to flush a hundred dollar bill down the toilet than a hundred singles because at least it won't clog the toilet.

Looking at that again I have no idea what that analogy means.

Other than that Chelsea is a fucking toilet.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's like saying it's more economical to flush a hundred dollar bill down the toilet than a hundred singles because at least it won't clog the toilet.

Looking at that again I have no idea what that analogy means.

Other than that Chelsea is a fucking toilet.
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It's the comics equivalent of stunt casting. It gets people to check out the piece even if it's shit, and that initial buy in looks good on the balance sheet.
 
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Water-T said:
Now I'm starting to wonder if he got canned at Marvel for giving his co-workers live showings of his butthole, and that whole "I'MMA GOIN' BLIND!" excuse was just a lame cover-up.
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Rodriguez is a damn Shirime ("Butt Eye")
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Also:

Esquivel admits it and blames James Bond and not having a dad around for his behavior!

 
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Hatoful Dandy said:
Rodriguez is a damn Shirime ("Butt Eye")
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Also:

Esquivel admits it and blames James Bond and not having a dad around for his behavior!

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Remember that one British actor who said something about how Islamic terrorists only blow themselves up because there has never been an Arab James Bond? I think it was some dumb Muslim in Britain.
 
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It's a buck-passing apology to be sure, but admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, and just as there are programs for drug and alcohol addicts, there are programs for people with unhealthy sexual habits. If Esquivel really wants to put up, he could start attending one before a court orders him to do so. If nothing else, maybe meeting people who have spent five years in prison for the kind of shit he's (allegedly) pulled will scare him straight a little.
 
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Least Concern said:
It's a buck-passing apology to be sure, but admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, and just as there are programs for drug and alcohol addicts, there are programs for people with unhealthy sexual habits. If Esquivel really wants to put up, he could start attending one before a court orders him to do so. If nothing else, maybe meeting people who have spent five years in prison for the kind of shit he's (allegedly) pulled will scare him straight a little.
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Is there a program that cures Adults that mentally think they are still High School Kids? Because you would think there would be a market for such a thing? Maybe involving those shock collars they use on German Shepard’s?
 
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:story: I love how Esquivel went from “that bitch, she fucking lying” to “ok I did it, but it’s the fault of my daddy for not being there to tell me rape (or whatever) was bad. Also James Bond(fucking wut?).”
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As you exit from DC (and comics as a whole) please take Andy Khouri with you. He seems to actively recruit sex pests:
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Hopefully there aren’t any more sexiest working on the Nu-Vertigo line.
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Water-T said:
LOL. Even when he's dead to rights, "Enrique" is blaming his inability to not sexually harass women on a fictional white man. Because somehow the ghost of Roger Moore held a gun to his head and made him hit up teenage girls for sex.
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Whatever else James Bond was, a pedophile he was not.
 
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