حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[AnOminous]

The way she betrays men she was supposedly dating and forces others to be exposed to her annoying fetishes, as well as this borderline harassment of men, is what makes her gross.

The BPD-like bullshit of "he's the greatest thing ever" and "he's evil scum" is also part and parcel of why there's a "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Looks like some people on the r/assignedmale Discord discovered this thread, thanks to the feature system, and funny things happened between them and @LagoonaBlue.
Chatlogs here: http://archive.is/P7KuW

The initial parts of the chatlogs are just some people discovering her thread here and someone warning the discord group about Lagoona. What's interesting is the part where Lagoona actually went in the server, starting here:

Starting off strong, @LagoonaBlue asked a mod to remove said "offenders" from the server, as if she has any powers there. As of this writing, these members are still there.

HATE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.


"I am silly on purpose."



GOOD ANON, WE SALUTE YOUR EFFORTS AT ADVISING A LOLCOW.


"i'm weird for the hell of it, because i'd rather be weird than a slut." Also lol how she accused someone to be someone she knew just because they spoke German.

Later after she ragequit, some members posted parts of their interactions with Harriet:

Ooh, there are some gems in there.

Harriet: "I am nice. I am not a cunt."

Also Harriet:

"Shut the fuck up."

"@c-Z, remove @Sauer the Kraut from this server."

"I am the most sensible person there." ()

"Nah, those people are just prudes." (Harriet needed to lurk more if she thinks kiwis are prudes.)

"I went there to critique certain people whose arrogance and narcissism got the better of them." (Pot calling the kettle black and all that.)

"Shush gerry." (If you're insulting a German, it's spelled jerry. She can't even get her ethnic slurs right.)

"I await your banning sunshine."

"Just remember you're an ashsole."

And, of course, the now-classic Lagoona quote: "Then I joined Kiwi Farms because I liked laughing at Chris-Chan."

Harriet might be my new favorite lolcow. She's a liar, a hypocrite, an idiot, and a trollshielder. She's so far up her own ass she can't accept sensible advice when it's been given to her by multiple people across multiple websites. Her response when she's dug herself too deep is to grab a shovel and aim for the Earth's core, all the while telling everyone else that they're in the wrong. This is just as good as going to the movies.

 

[Cosmos]

Honestly if she wasn't a total bitch to people who haven't done anything to her, she wouldn't be getting all this unwanted attention.

The answer to this statement and all the questions in this thread is “because she’s a lolcow.” Arguably the defining trait of lolcows is their total lack of self-awareness. Let’s be real here, everyone on this forum has at least a touch of the ‘tism and cringey skeletons in our closets. But most of us don’t draw attention to it because we’re self-aware enough to be embarrassed about it and to realize that we’ll be ridiculed for it.

To any lurkers or new users, heed my advice: don’t powerlevel, don’t troll-shield, don’t be a total bitch for no reason, and don’t constantly talk about how much better you are than lolcows because that’s a big red flag.

 

[The Crow]

Fucking brilliant. I have no words to say, so just have a funny cap instead.
View attachment 619149
https://archive.is/hLSPz

When even your own mother knows that you're a crazy, slutty, psychobitch.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Thanks for this, this is A+ tier lolcow tard cum.

Could not agree more. This is the best Goona content in 60 pages at least. @hood LOLCOW , Mucho thanks for finding and posting, fam!

Along with all of the content below this from @Hellfire :

[@hood LOLCOW had little commentary for this section, but there is quite a bit there just on the surface level. Her new mortal enemy "Sauer the Kraut" said he had been part of a disruption of a German language subreddit, then typed in German a short while later. Harriet immediately accused him of being Julian, which is a German brony she used to talk to/was dating.

(Pages of social media images and stories of brony-fucking follow.)

Words, I do not have them.

 

[CWCissey]

"Nah, those people are just prudes." (Harriet needed to lurk more if she thinks kiwis are prudes.)

Yeah, just because we don't want to see her n00dz doesn't make us prudish.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

It’s kind of incredible she rates herself a “sensible person” in those logs and also claims she’s not a slut.

She’s just constantly jumping on new mens’ dicks before breaking up with the old ones, begging lads to whip it out, while having a phone full of porn and taking every opportunity to regale everyone around her with her fetishes.

I’d absolutely call a man a slut for acting like this. She doesn’t get special treatment.

To be clear, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to have a lot of sex, as that is the desire of the overwhelming majority of the human population. The way she betrays men she was supposedly dating and forces others to be exposed to her annoying fetishes, as well as this borderline harassment of men, is what makes her gross.

The number of her sex partners doesn't bother me. It's the drama that bothers me.

But this taught me that your sex life doesn't matter at all and that anyone, virgin or chad, is capable of being a pathetic loser.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I don't care whether or not Harriet likes to have sex. As others have said, that part is normal.

The problem is that she doesn't keep her fetish stuff to herself, regularly manipulates and cheats on guys to get more dick, and is completely batshit insane.

I don't know who's a worse troll-shielder, Harriet or Hirtes. As stated earlier in the thread, Anthony Logatto and his antics seem rather tame by comparison. You'd think that with as long as she had been on the Farms, that she would've known some of the basic rules and etiquette.

Long story short, Harriet is a lunatic and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

The problem is that she doesn't keep her fetish stuff to herself, regularly manipulates and cheats on guys to get more dick, and is completely batshit insane.

According to her, all that stuff's good for the sperging. She fails to see that's the exact reason why people "harass" her: All that publicly posted drama, cucking, cheating and paper thin excuses are not to be shared with the world.

But, as proven over and over again, Bronies can't shut the fuck up. They are grown up toddlers with a very basic gasp on social etiquette and a very inflated ego. I mean, that's why they adore a show meant to teach the basics of being a human being to little kids, right?

 

[AnOminous]

But, as proven over and over again, Bronies can't shut the fuck up. They are grown up toddlers with a very basic gasp on social etiquette and a very inflated ego. I mean, that's why they adore a show meant to teach the basics of being a human being to little kids, right?

Why don't they ever actually learn them, though, even though your average brony could identify the exact episode something was in just from a screen shot, have an opinion on the scriptwriter who wrote it, etc. etc.?

Yeah, I know.

 

[CWCissey]

Why don't they ever actually learn them, though, even though your average brony could identify the exact episode something was in just from a screen shot, have an opinion on the scriptwriter who wrote it, etc. etc.?

Yeah, I know.

They're just in it for the 'plot'

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

She should just dump her cuck if she's going to be fucking around. I truly feel bad for the dude but he chose to stay with her.

 

[CWCissey]

She should just dump her cuck if she's going to be fucking around. I truly feel bad for the dude but he chose to stay with her.

He's literally there so Goons can say 'I have a boyfriend! That proves I'm not a lolcow!'

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

He's literally there so Goons can say 'I have a boyfriend! That proves I'm not a lolcow!'

As if having a boyfriend/girlfriend protects you from being a cow. She literally has no standards and will go after any fat neckbeard.

 

[The Crow]

She literally has no standards and will go after any fat neckbeard.

It's like she's specifically attracted to the stereotypical looking neckbeard too.

https://archive.fo/SF2Bb

All that's missing is the fucking fedora/trilby and this guy would fit the stereotype perfectly.

 

[Kamiii]

The answer to this statement and all the questions in this thread is “because she’s a lolcow.” Arguably the defining trait of lolcows is their total lack of self-awareness. Let’s be real here, everyone on this forum has at least a touch of the ‘tism and cringey skeletons in our closets. But most of us don’t draw attention to it because we’re self-aware enough to be embarrassed about it and to realize that we’ll be ridiculed for it.

To any lurkers or new users, heed my advice: don’t powerlevel, don’t troll-shield, don’t be a total bitch for no reason, and don’t constantly talk about how much better you are than lolcows because that’s a big red flag.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure most people don't have a touch of autism.

 

[Cosmos]

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure most people don't have a touch of autism.

>claims to not have a touch of autism
>is on Kiwi Farms

Pick one.

 

[Kamiii]

>claims to not have a touch of autism
>is on Kiwi Farms

Pick one.

You're speaking for yourself there. Almost worth a powerlevel.

 

[GS 281]

You're speaking for yourself there. Almost worth a powerlevel.

I think an informal poll was done once and we found that like 51% of the board has autism. Most of us are furries and several of us are ABDL or transgender and the remaining are pretty much all Fur/ABDL/trans-friendly.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think an informal poll was done once and we found that like 51% of the board has autism. Most of us are furries and several of us are ABDL or transgender and the remaining are pretty much all Fur/ABDL/trans-friendly.

Speak for yourself, I’m just a tremendous jerk.