Ooh, there are some gems in there.
Harriet: "I am nice. I am not a cunt."
Also Harriet:
"Shut the fuck up."
"@c-Z, remove @Sauer the Kraut from this server."
"I am the most sensible person there." (



)
"Nah, those people are just prudes." (Harriet needed to lurk more if she thinks kiwis are prudes.)
"I went there to critique certain people whose arrogance and narcissism got the better of them." (Pot calling the kettle black and all that.)
"Shush gerry." (If you're insulting a German, it's spelled jerry. She can't even get her ethnic slurs right.)
"I await your banning sunshine."
"Just remember you're an ashsole."
And, of course, the now-classic Lagoona quote: "Then I joined Kiwi Farms because I liked laughing at Chris-Chan."
Harriet might be my new favorite lolcow. She's a liar, a hypocrite, an idiot, and a trollshielder. She's so far up her own ass she can't accept sensible advice when it's been given to her by multiple people across multiple websites. Her response when she's dug herself too deep is to grab a shovel and aim for the Earth's core, all the while telling everyone else that they're in the wrong. This is just as good as going to the movies.