Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[BScCollateral]

That's enough to literally cremate a human being in a very short time.

Depends on the amperage. You can get exposed to tens of thousands of volts at a good sized science museum.

 

[Snuckening]

The logic of that line about "The fact i survived thousands to millions of volts PROVES I'm part hedgehog!! Now the doubters will HAVE TO believe!!" is amazing. And weirdly coherent for Chris.

Hope he gets better.

I should've been clearer, I meant Chris and his "electrical currents" coursing through his body twice a day. Tingling sensations in the head and limbs are probably not a good thing.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/creativity-way-life/201107/fireworks-or-brain-zaps

https://www.google.com/amp/ask.meta...I-having-brain-zaps-while-still-medicated/amp

"Zapping", "tingling", "electric" sensations are a super-common side effect from the most common anti-depressents- idk what meds Chris is on, but thats my best guess.

Or Chris might just be a massive tard. Or have Parkinsons. Or be wearing nylon socks on the carpet. Who knows?

 

[Duke Nukem]

God, I really hate all this topic merging. It's getting to hard to remember where each topics are. Why?

The topics aren't merging, dimensions are. This dimension realizes that people are too fucking autistic to post in an existing thread when a new one is not necessary.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Depends on the amperage. You can get exposed to tens of thousands of volts at a good sized science museum.

Yeah, this is what I came to post as a guess. Someween convinced Chris to buy a Van de Graaff generator, which can spin up a few kajillion volts of static electricity at nonlethal amperages, and is having fun making the tard shock himself on it.

 

[AsianChris]

Farms I need your help. I think I merged with my South Korean counterpart.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He said he could belch lightning out. That would be more impressive wouldn't it?

 

[AsianChris]

Will Chris do the same as Grimes?

 

[camopattern]

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I know its been said many times, many ways.. but I swear this guy is having some sort of catastrophic health issue going on.

Anxiety can cause your body to feel a tingling, sort of shocking feeling when you're trying to relax or go to sleep. But if it's severe as he's claiming it to be it could actually be the beginning of Multiple Sclerosis. Some of the other symptoms of MS include sexual dysfunction, bladder issues, cognitive problems (diminished brain function), nerve spasms and fatigue.

Guy needs to see a doctor.

 

[Snuckening]

other symptoms of MS include sexual dysfunction, bladder issues, cognitive problems (diminished brain function), nerve spasms and fatigue.

Damn, sounds like Chris has had MS since he was 12 years old

 

[Quijibo69]

I just hope this doesn't happen to Chris and Barb on Christmas morning:

Zap to the extreme!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Damn, sounds like Chris has had MS since he was 12 years old

Here's to hoping its terminal

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Footage of Chris after the merge:

We didn't deserve Raul Julia

 

[Buck Mullet]

Hope Chris doesn't learn the hard way that it's not the volts, but the amps that'll kill ya.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

His remblings left me confused, i have so many questions.
Who is Emmanuelle? Is that the name of God?
Will the merger happen before or after he has to pay the 3k?
Will there even be a YouTub/twitch after the merger where he can show of his sonichu powers?
Reading his tweets gives me numbing headaches, does that also make me a CPU goddess and half sonichu?

So many questions but so little time, as the world's could collide any second now.

 

[AnOminous]

We didn't deserve Raul Julia

That shitty movie certainly didn't, and even worse, it didn't deserve his last performance.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

That shitty movie certainly didn't, and even worse, it didn't deserve his last performance.

He 100% signed up for that movie to make his kids happy. So, still a gangsta in my book. He's also the only reason to watch it. F × infinity.

And this video Chris is teasing should consist of him checking his fuckin blood sugar..

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Decided to take a nap after lunch and was awaken by the most horrendous shrieking and squealing noises from my backyard. I went out to check and found that both my dogs had become horrid, mangled abominations that were part dog, part pokemon, part shitty autistic 90s video game character and part pastel pony.
I had no choice. I had to put them down. Now I sit here shaking in fear wondering when my turn comes. I hope I retain the cognitive faculties necessary to remember that I saved a single bullet for myself.

 

[deathray44]

Or Chris might just be a massive tard.

You fuckin think so?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Okay so it just occurred to me.. according to the Supreme Console Tardman In A Dress, I shouldn't be surprised if I go investigate a ruckus out in my alley & find a xenomorph assraping Captain Crunch?

Just checking. He don't English so good.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Great, Chris can shoot lightning out his ass. An upgrade from just his constant rolling thunder farts.