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Do they teach this type of stuff when pursuing a journalism degree?

Honestly, are there classes on how to fabricate and sensationalize current events, and then beat their version of the news with sheer blunt force trauma into everyone's heads?

No. The main point of courses is the careful use of words. Starting with the inverted pyramid approach, you are taught to be careful in choosing words, to avoid confusion and so that facts are ascribed to their source. Grammar and editing are stressed. I never took any classes on "editorials" which is where you are supposed to confine pure opinion to. We were taught how to incorporate expert opinions in "hard" news stories, but it was strictly for the purpose of context and helping your reader understand why a story is important. What you are talking about is precisely the opposite of proper journalism.

The internet has destroyed any attempts at trying to raise journalism to a proper profession, with professional societies that were supposed to establish ethical standards and police its members. There was a trend that predated the internet, which started in the 60's, where journalism accepted a more realistic approach, from the impossible goal of unbiased news to embracing partisan reporting.

Frankly, the best impartial news source (then as well as now) remains the Christian Science Monitor. They alone have refused to budge from attempting to report news based on non-partisan prioritizing. Despite the name, the only stories dealing with their faith are relegated to the last page, and are always clearly identified as such. No advertising, no sensationalism, just well-written, compelling stories.


I don't think people need to be taught how to lie.

Not typically, no, but practice really does help. That's why criminals do so shitty taking the stand in their own cases. Rookie mistake. You need to spend a hell of a lot more time in a courtroom to learn how to bullshit a jury properly. That's what your attorney is for. So get on the fucking phone at the jail, call your fucking loser family, and get them to cough up my goddamned retainer.
 
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Well they fucking should. Obama somehow managed to turn a shitheap situation in the middle east ten times worse, and he got lauded as a hero all while he did it because the media was obsessed with rimming his nigger ass since "HES SO KEWL GUIZ!" and he got the nobel peace prize solely for not being the idiot who started the brushfire wars in the middle east, despite doing nothing to end these wars himself and spending his whole presidency either funding proto-ISIS groups all over the map or drone striking toddlers. Trump actually fucking did what Obama said he would do back in 2008 and had to defy both his own party and his own defence sec to do so.

TBF to Obama, Syria is vastly different than Afghanistan, Iraq, or Libya. In those three, if the US pulled out, there was no central force to take over, which would have left a genocidal powervacuum. In Syria, the recognized government never fell and is being propped up backed by Russia, and if the US just vanishes, Russia & Assad will be free to secure the region, which is the best result for the long term stability of the region.

The only salient counter point here, other than that Obama should have never gotten us involved in Syria,is extended Syrian civil war benefits the US vis a vie benefitting Israel by keeping Hezbollah & Iran occupied.
 
I mean fucking really?

I'm shocked that anyone is shocked about this, because you either haven't been paying attention or your pattern recognition skills are as broke as theirs.

Bush: "We're going to war in the middle east."

The Left: "War is never justified! Imperialism! Murder! Slaughter! Evil! No blood for oil!"

Obama: "I'm here to continue all of Bush's wars and start a few new ones."

The Left: "wtf I love war now"

Trump: "I have been elected but haven't even taken office yet."

The Left: "REEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE TRUMP IS SLAUGHTERING IN HIS EVIL WARS!"

Trump: "Now I'm pulling out of Syria."

The Left: "but war is the best thing ever how can you do this"
 
You have to admit it, i have never see anyone having so much fun being president of the USA

And I've never had so much fun seeing any son of a bitch being president. So much so that I finally got around to sending a long email to the White House through their portal, asking where I can submit my CV and cover letter. Hey, shit jobs combined with turnover set to warp speed equals job opportunity. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I just wish I'd seen the goddamned "jobs" link under it that lets you submit your bona fides electronically so I wouldn't have spent 20 minutes on that fucking email.
 
"Paving the way for another 9/11"? :islamic:

Yeah, Graham, that's why Trump re-instated the travel ban, why we need to intensely vet or deny entry to any and all immigrants from volatile regions, and why the government has employees and contractors who work around the clock doing things as relatively minor (but important) as sifting through Arabic Twitter feeds to look for suspicious patterns and code words. Because national security begins and ends with Afghanistan, and hatred of the US begins and ends with Afghanistan.

And none of the 9/11 hijackers were Afghan, but 17 of 19 came from Saudi Arabia and UAE, countries that are allegedly US allies, with an Egyptian leading the way. Hm.
 
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Neocons be threatening to do another 9/11

He's not wrong exactly wrong; like the 70s and 80s, all these war zones are producing a growing number of backwards violent zealots, who will find the excitement and rewards of war preferable to shitty existances either being permanent incels due to Arab marriage practices. Currently they give the violent zealots a place to go be violent, largely to each other, and away from anything that actually matters.
Once big brother leaves the fun can REALLY start, and they can really go nuts killing each other. Remember all those videos from the glory days of ISIS? That's going to be bush league shit. The survivors are going be exporting all sorts of people who only understand violence as a way to get what they want. They lack the numbers, infrastructure, and intelligence to actually go to war, so they'll be trying to send these exemplars of humanity to other places, and there are good odds they'll get to places that actually sort of matter to try to export the violent chaos they love.
If you think things are sort of shitty globally from a safety and security perspective now, just wait for about 5 years or so after we leave the middle east to do their thing, and all these wonderful people start getting violent elsewhere.

Of course the immediate counter point is that these assholes are being created faster than they're being killed, and the longer these conflicts go on, the larger and more violent the pool of psycho zealots that will be unleashed. Kicking the ball down the road only makes the future problem worse. The only winning move was not to play. Too late for that, so the next best thing is to stop playing as soon as possible.
 
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Would be a much more appropriate if it was Alexandria Cortez, lol.
I'm shocked that anyone is shocked about this, because you either haven't been paying attention or your pattern recognition skills are as broke as theirs.

Bush: "We're going to war in the middle east."

The Left: "War is never justified! Imperialism! Murder! Slaughter! Evil! No blood for oil!"

Obama: "I'm here to continue all of Bush's wars and start a few new ones."

The Left: "wtf I love war now"

Trump: "I have been elected but haven't even taken office yet."

The Left: "REEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE TRUMP IS SLAUGHTERING IN HIS EVIL WARS!"

Trump: "Now I'm pulling out of Syria."

The Left: "but war is the best thing ever how can you do this"
The Left: "Russian collusion to elect Orange Man? Just you wait until we get Hillary in office and make you wish you didn't do that!?" "SEND IN THE TROOPS BOYS!"
 
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