Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Joe_Camel said:
Not sure if Bite Size Cobra Vids is autistic or doing the Lord's work.
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Cutting down long videos (hours long) and reupping them is probably the latter, especially when they're comedy gold. How many other cows live life like a real life Beavis and Butthead episode by lighting a cig with a tazer then follow up by tazing themselves on stream:
Also he's ebegging now, after spending his money on booze and pizza:
 
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Watching that first chimpout was probably the angriest I've ever seen the King. :story: It's not Chris Chan levels of rage (I.e. the THAT IS MY HOUSE video) but it's definitely something I've never seen Josh do.

Deez Nuts said:
They wised up a little and mostly send him stuff to troll him or things he can potentially maim himself with (see the blow dart gun and taser).
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Yeah, the last thing I remember them doing something legit good for him (Sending him money and shit) he just blew all of the cash on pipe tobacco, cigars, and junk food rather than putting it towards anything meaningful or helpful.

Lowkey wanna buy one of his wands, but I get the feeling if I did a video review or some autistic shit like that, he'd probably dox me by publishing my billing and credit card info. Then again, I have no idea how Etsy works so they might have some protections in place to prevent that sort of deal.
 
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Another chimp out. You know Josh, you could stop streaming if the comments bother you so much, but you won't. Thanks for that.

 
I'm starting to think he's lowkey got some insecurities. The constant mentioning of how hot and sexy he is just screams either desperation, lack of self awareness, or trying to compensate.
 
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Oh yeah totally saw this and forgot to post it here. So someone on reddit gifted him this spandex pair of green underwear that has a space for your junk. He of course has to show it off for his viewers and is visibly very excited to do so. Keep in mind he did this on facebook where his dad probably saw this along with whoever else in his family is friended with him on there.

All links are very NSFW. You can't see his actual dick but you might as well be able to:

The video on vimeo because youtube took it down:
He takes off his pants around the 11 min mark and starts walking around with a raging hard-on. The rest of the video is him "subtly" showing off his new panties.

The original reddit post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobraj..._live_nov_28th_2018_evening_in_two_parts_the/

Guy who bought them for him:
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/a1mhlf/regarding_the_tight_green_underwear/

The actual underwear:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077PSR4LF/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3diaCb5V91MJA
 
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