Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Done]

Totally sounds like Downsy Goddess superpowers & not at all symptoms of Da Beetus..

I should've been clearer, I meant Chris and his "electrical currents" coursing through his body twice a day. Tingling sensations in the head and limbs are probably not a good thing.

I have a feeling it's the symptoms of Diabetes, he is also sort of at the right age to get it, of we consider his retarded lifestyle and diet.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Nothing's happened here. It's raining fairly hard, but we get that a lot. Also there's some pink-haired New Romantic rolling a cherry on his tongue at me with a "rero rero rero" noise, but that's normal.

For reals though, the armchair diagnosis is getting almost as autistic as the fictional universe merge shit. Is in poor health, needs to see a doctor, I can buy that. But even for disco, goddamn, in the last three pages alone he's been dx'd with everything from diabetic neuropathy to venlafaxine withdrawal to multiple sclerosis. Can we just all agree that he needs a complete physical workup, and probably is not going to get one sans a medical emergency?

 

[Rikka Takarada]

I'm pretty sure that noticing potentially-serious health symptoms and concluding that you can shoot lightning can only be attributed to something much more serious than autism...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

That's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure he's in very poor mental health, which I've known since I've known who dude even was, and that it's declining, which we've known at a minimum since the Wise-Boyd debacle was revealed. I'm also pretty sure his physical health sucks in ways he shouldn't overlook. But he's gonna.

He is, after all, still a man. And to get a man to a doctor, you basically have to run him over -- I mean hold your vehicle perfectly still so he can rub his legs on your bumper to scam you.

 

[ZX 008]

At this rate the only electricity that is likely to run through Chris will be administered by a psychiatrist.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

At this rate the only electricity that is likely to run through Chris will be administered by a psychiatrist.

Carrie Fisher was really enthusiastic about ECT, and that worked out really w -- goddamnit.

 

[Snuckening]

You fuckin think so?

You think its funny to joke while Chris shows every indication that he's dying from diabetic brain cancer and multiple sclerosises's of the head? Chris needs to get to a doctor, stat!

 

[Guardsman42]

So we've moved to 'Chris disconnected from reality so bad an impending cardiac arrest is a sign of the merge.'

The people feeding him lines and bullshit in RL and likely are encouraging him to think this is The Merge..I really hope if thing ends up with a human being dead because of their bullshit get held accountable.

Or is Chris well and truly only drawing this nuttery from him self?

 

[Ed.]

Hope you guys are ready to watch Chris spaz out in pain in front of his camera for ten minutes then blabber incoherently.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Hope you guys are ready to watch Chris spaz out in pain in front of his camera for ten minutes then blabber incoherently.

again?

 

[Taint_fairy]

Chris should really try LSD..

 

[TypicalCritic]

Chris should really try LSD..

It's unwise of you to assume that he isn't constantly on LSD.

 

[PT 940]

At this rate the only electricity that is likely to run through Chris will be administered by a psychiatrist.

Chris Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris should really try LSD..

Forget about all the hurr durr he spews. Just look at that god damn face. Like seriously. Just that perma-panic expression on the hellscape of his face.



You'd be hard-pressed to convince me that his mother hasn't been lacing his Alpo with it since 1985.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I'm a total legitimate doctor of underwater herbal paranormics, and my diagnosis of the symptoms is full blown AIDS.

I'll send Chris my consultation fee of 3000 CwcDollars.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

The threat of merging dimensions is what drives the plot of the Spiderman movie I saw yesterday, so this is eerie timing on Chris' behalf.

 

[4Macie]

Honestly at this point I’m expecting us to get one of three things.
1) a response from Chris saying his powers fried the recording he was doing
2) a video of Chris shuffling on carpet and then touching some metal and getting a static shock and claim it’s powers
3) a video of Chris making weird noises and faces (possibly shitting himself) and then claiming he did something impressive and that proves his powers.

... maybe he’ll do something like Jr Jenkins video application and pretend it’s a merge related person but I doubt it at this point.

 

[CWCissey]

Honestly at this point I’m expecting us to get one of three things.
1) a response from Chris saying his powers fried the recording he was doing
2) a video of Chris shuffling on carpet and then touching some metal and getting a static shock and claim it’s powers
3) a video of Chris making weird noises and faces (possibly shitting himself) and then claiming he did something impressive and that proves his powers.

... maybe he’ll do something like Jr Jenkins video application and pretend it’s a merge related person but I doubt it at this point.

Or 4) Chris claims the merge hasn't happened yet, but it's totally coming soon guys!

 

[4Macie]

Or 4) Chris claims the merge hasn't happened yet, but it's totally coming soon guys!

He was so set on it happening by end of 2018. Not sure how he’ll justify a longer merge.

 

[jc17]

He was so set on it happening by end of 2018. Not sure how he’ll justify a longer merge.

"Silly me, I forgot it was going by Equestrian time and seein' as y'all know time runs slower there-"
Or some other bull, I'm sure he's got an idiotic way to fool himself into believing this fever dream of his.