- Joined
- Apr 2, 2016
While there's every chance Amber may have a stroke, embolism or heart attack before 30, I think she is going to end up dying from skin integrity issues. One dog scratching a place on her leg near a skin fold full of a skin yeast infection and it's all down hill from there. The scratch will begin fester, become infected and before you know it she's lost kidney function due to raging cellulitis.
By the way, people Amber's size reek. The heaviest fat person I ever wrangled was about 100 pounds lighter than Amber and the stink was often unbearable. It's a bunch of disgusting odors that meld together into a super-stench. Slight smell of urine from intermittent loss of bladder control when laughing or coughing. Unwashed and dirty butt. Wretched, sickly sweet rot smell coming from fungal overgrowth in rolls. Unwashed scalp. Unwashed and sweaty crotch. Generic body odor from deodorant getting choked out quickly by all the sweating and chafing. Smelly feet. Weird cheesy smell from backs of ears. Continual farting (seriously, someone Amber's size passes gas all day long and it never stops, even when sleeping). The smell gets into the furniture and the room where the fat person lives primarily smells like a fat person sleeps in there. You begin to recognize wafts of it when you are out in public or visiting the homes of other infinifats, not unlike the way we all know we are in a nursing home for the elderly by the smell.
So it's not surprising that there are heroic attempts at odor control in Chez Gay, attempts that try to cover the gamut of ways fat odors manifest. I'm just surprised none of them have held Amber down and sprayed her with Febreeze from top to bottom, coating her liberally with it a couple times a day.
By the way, people Amber's size reek. The heaviest fat person I ever wrangled was about 100 pounds lighter than Amber and the stink was often unbearable. It's a bunch of disgusting odors that meld together into a super-stench. Slight smell of urine from intermittent loss of bladder control when laughing or coughing. Unwashed and dirty butt. Wretched, sickly sweet rot smell coming from fungal overgrowth in rolls. Unwashed scalp. Unwashed and sweaty crotch. Generic body odor from deodorant getting choked out quickly by all the sweating and chafing. Smelly feet. Weird cheesy smell from backs of ears. Continual farting (seriously, someone Amber's size passes gas all day long and it never stops, even when sleeping). The smell gets into the furniture and the room where the fat person lives primarily smells like a fat person sleeps in there. You begin to recognize wafts of it when you are out in public or visiting the homes of other infinifats, not unlike the way we all know we are in a nursing home for the elderly by the smell.
So it's not surprising that there are heroic attempts at odor control in Chez Gay, attempts that try to cover the gamut of ways fat odors manifest. I'm just surprised none of them have held Amber down and sprayed her with Febreeze from top to bottom, coating her liberally with it a couple times a day.