Containment Random Chris Updates

[nvrwastetree]

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I love how Chris randomly tweets to anyone that is making Sonic fan animations and telling them that Sonic is mad to have blue arms, weird color shoes, and that said fan will have the chance to hangout with Sonic because of a dimensional merge that will happen for Chris only. He truely believes that everyone in the world knows about it when this dude that recieved Chris tweet is probably sitting there, confused as all fuck as to why a fat, borderline 40 year old man that's wearing a dress and a plastic tiara is replying to him about meeting Sonic IRL.

 

[johnny5150]

With brony conversations ending it might be a possibility.

And add in this maybe Chris will end up being a furry juggalo, I mean he’s has already got his face paint design sorted out.

Beside doing a dark lotus song, I highly doubt Chris knows anything about the juggalo community

 

[4Macie]

I love how Chris randomly tweets to anyone that is making Sonic fan animations and telling them that Sonic is mad to have blue arms, weird color shoes, and that said fan will have the chance to hangout with Sonic because of a dimensional merge that will happen for Chris only. He truely believes that everyone in the world knows about it when this dude that recieved Chris tweet is probably sitting there, confused as all fuck as to why a fat, borderline 40 year old man that's wearing a dress and a plastic tiara is replying to him about meeting Sonic IRL.

I imagine that’s how many people Chris tweets at feel. But they probably don’t dwell on it too much because it’s just so random.

Like if someone tweeted “bologna is alive” to you one day, you’d probably be like “wtf?” But you wouldn’t dwell on it too long.

I like how Chris tweets at people like they know who he is, what he’s talking about, and as if they look up to him for wisdom and guidance.

 

[Done]

I love how Chris randomly tweets to anyone that is making Sonic fan animations and telling them that Sonic is mad to have blue arms, weird color shoes, and that said fan will have the chance to hangout with Sonic because of a dimensional merge that will happen for Chris only. He truely believes that everyone in the world knows about it when this dude that recieved Chris tweet is probably sitting there, confused as all fuck as to why a fat, borderline 40 year old man that's wearing a dress and a plastic tiara is replying to him about meeting Sonic IRL.

I imagine that this is what the original Blarms incident would have been if Kengle didn't get involved and make those autistic FB groups. Chris would have just autistically tweeted at any Sanic fan within sight.

Chris is periodically letting out the autistic steam he's building up, and there's no real feedback loop (trolls, asspatters..etc) to get him more worked up about it.

This is part of the reason why I don't anticipate him making the same kind of public tantrums at the cinemas or something, the build up is just not happening in the same way at all.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is part of the reason why I don't anticipate him making the same kind of public tantrums at the cinemas or something, the build up is just not happening in the same way at all.

I dunno, the possibility is there that Chris not getting feedback of any sort about his ramblings of the Merge into the void actually has the opposite effect and he'll do something stupid just to ensure people feel his...whatever emotion he has. That's why the Gamestop Mace incident happened - Chris intentionally provoked an incident and when he didn't exactly get the reaction he wanted, he maced some guy and ran away like the tard he is simply to subject another human being to his built up frustration at reality.

Unfortunately, in his current state such action would probably only amount to him going out into public screaming about the upcoming merge and the residents of C-ville think he's just another 'the sky is falling' lunatic.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I love how Chris randomly tweets to anyone that is making Sonic fan animations and telling them that Sonic is mad to have blue arms, weird color shoes, and that said fan will have the chance to hangout with Sonic because of a dimensional merge that will happen for Chris only. He truely believes that everyone in the world knows about it when this dude that recieved Chris tweet is probably sitting there, confused as all fuck as to why a fat, borderline 40 year old man that's wearing a dress and a plastic tiara is replying to him about meeting Sonic IRL.

It'll definitely drive up membership if they do a little research.

 

[Deadpool]

If someone really wants to help Chris, they should follow him around with a spray bottle, and spray him every time he reaches for that stupid fucking tiara. That or a newspaper to the nose.

 

[Rikka Takarada]

If someone really wants to help Chris, they should follow him around with a spray bottle, and spray him every time he reaches for that stupid fucking tiara. That or a newspaper to the nose.

And do the same every time he mentions the "Dimensional Merge" until he just stops talking about it and/or finds something else to sperg about.

 

[DeathHeat]

What the mulitated shitstool is Festivus?

Chris has reached a new level of selfish.

 

[Done]

What the mulitated shitstool is Festivus?

Chris has reached a new level of selfish.

Learn to Seinfeld, fool!

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[PT 940]

What the mulitated shitstool is Festivus?

Chris has reached a new level of selfish.

I challenge you to the Feats of Strength

 

[Rupin]

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Is he talking about playing Smash Brothers on the PS4?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Is he talking about playing Smash Brothers on the PS4?

Some game he picked up recently called Starlink:

Chris continues with his retail therapy. After splurging on Steam yesterday, he bought a new PS4 game today:

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This is a new game which was just released a couple months ago, retailing for about $40. It's a toy-to-life game which, like Lego Dimensions, involves buying real toys to complete the game.

 

[JULAY]

If someone really wants to help Chris, they should follow him around with a spray bottle, and spray him every time he reaches for that stupid fucking tiara. That or a newspaper to the nose.

And when he poops himself, rub his nose in it?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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[Guts Gets Some]

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(gif of a Christmas tree with Sonic characters as ornaments)

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He always gets slow and lazy around the holidays.

 

[Deadpool]

Learn to Seinfeld, fool!

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Dear game company, please include this character you don't have the rights to, to cross platforms. Kthx bye.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Arrogant little twot.

 

[White bubblegum]

Arrogant little twot.

They should know about Sonichu, dont you know?

 

[Oregano]

Is he talking about playing Smash Brothers on the PS4?

So, brace yourself cuz I'm about to show some :powerlevel:.

Starlink was also released for the Switch, and exclusive to the Switch version are the Starfox characters, as well as a new story scenario with Fox and his crew. By extension, Fox's ship, the Arwing, is only compatible with the Switch version.
Basically, Chris is begging for that exclusive bundle to be brought to the PS4 version as well, which if you know anything about Nintendo and their properties, is a big fucking on Chris's part.