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That new profile pic, though.
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TheGoutinator said:
That new profile pic, though.
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After 2am post = always a good idea 'friends'!

What weakness is he referring to?

He drinks gin regularly to 'relax' after playing video games and talking to a computer... Not sure what made this session worse that normal...

I wonder what prompted this? Contact from whales that the stream was pathetic? Or other personal problems... Is the Kat out of the bag?

Tomorrow's 'personal' stream might be a total train wreck
 
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Agentsmith said:
After 2am post = always a good idea 'friends'!

What weakness is he referring to?

He drinks gin regularly to 'relax' after playing video games and talking to a computer... Not sure what made this session worse that normal...

I wonder what prompted this? Contact from whales that the stream was pathetic? Or other personal problems... Is the Kat out of the bag?

Tomorrow's 'personal' stream might be a total train wreck
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Went to his stream for the first time in forever and his chat had to keep reassuring him it was a good stream and they had fun, which means it wasn't and they didn't. He had like 2 beers from what I've heard and it seems that is the perfect amount of alcohol for Phil to ironically have a sober look at his situation in life.
 
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FailedAttempt said:
Sometimes I do feel bad for Kat. She obviously has some social anxiety and self esteem issues that I can relate to. Then I remember that’s she’s a cheating golddigger.
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The 46 videos of her Livestreams would say otherwise: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4n8gM97b7Df4aw6SjuB7lg/videos

@actually D$P removed the VoD before I could get you a clip. Hopefully a 'tractor has it and is editing up some prime content as I type this. Additionally, he states the $1k Tax attorney fee again during this stream redacting the $5k fee he reported not to long ago.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
The 46 videos of her Livestreams would say otherwise: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4n8gM97b7Df4aw6SjuB7lg/videos

@actually D$P removed the VoD before I could get you a clip. Hopefully a 'tractor has it and is editing up some prime content as I type this. Additionally, he states the $1k Tax attorney fee again during this stream redacting the $5k fee he reported not to long ago.
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Just wanted to put this here since this is, I think, the last time we got the straight dope from the horse's mouth. She is on record as stating she: has had 'Full Blown Panic Attacks'. "It really feels like you're going to die," she said of them.
Also this was from the July 13th IRL stream, they had been living together for 5 months at this point: Last night Dave farted and she started spraying "perfume" around. Dave says, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and fuctions." What a romantic Dave is.
There was no "Honeymoon" period, and with how many times Dave has said in the last few weeks "I have to take a shower today" I can only surmise it's gotten worse, like falling down drunk passed out on the couch and accidentally calling her "Leanna" worse.
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Wew look at them bra-straps. They had to make sure the farms knew she wasn't wearing lingerie this time :stress:
  • She downloaded the Audible App, was going to get the new Stephen King book but didn't because she saw some peepul didn't like it. Hasn't watched or read anything from Stephen King 'in a while', can't seem to name any of his work.
  • She used to take classes in college on 'Drawing and Photoshop'. She likes to write 'random stories'. Those are all her hobbies besides gaming.
  • She has never played Runescape.
  • Her favorite pasta is Rigatoni.
  • Doesn't like clowns(Said unironically while sitting next to Dave) Though she laughs at all Dave's clown antics.
  • They are in agreement they don't want children(Halleluiah). Dave goes on a rant about how expensive they are. Might get a pet instead.
  • She doesn't think Phil has any free time to exercise. "We barely see each other because he's working. It sucks, but whatever." Her favorite exercise? "I like to do everything."
  • She used to drink a Monster Energy drink everyday.
  • Kat and Dave do not play video games together.
  • Was asked her opinion on Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. She made Dave watch it. Wanted Dave to say his opinion first. Dave didn't think it was good, he thought it was alright. She did not offer her opinion.
  • Asked 'What's the craziest thing you've done at a party?" Says "I've never even been into parties," sounds suspiciously like she said 'I've never been in a party' on first listen.
  • Last night Dave farted and she started spraying "perfume" around. Dave says, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and fuctions." What a romantic Dave is.
  • She doesn't want to be in Dave's stream all the time because 'Trolls call her names'.
  • Dave is very touchy about his goatee being called 'patchy'. Says, 'IT'S NAHT PATCHY! I'M GETTING OLD, THEY ARE WHITE HAIRS AND BECAUSE OF MY CAMERA IT LOOKS PATCHY." How dare you nudnigs slander Dave's immaculate goatee that definitely isn't hiding his jowls.
  • Kat loves cats and has had many cats throughout her whole life. (Cats live like 14 years. What the fuck happened to all these cats?)
  • She likes dancing. Has no Dance training. Goes silent when prompted to elaborate.
  • Asked what the biggest piece of trash game ever is. Says 'No Man's Sky' (I swear this girl is some sort of pod-person, or she has some type of mutant Alzheimer's where all her memories reset every 4 years) she then thinks really hard while Dave is ranting about his history of trashing games and says 'The Order 1886', Dave then tells her why she's wrong like an absolute Chad.
  • Someone asks, "Isn't this 'Ask The King & Queen' and not an IRL stream?" Dave then explains how sitting on the couch answering questions for quarters IS real life and talks shit about people who actually do activities for them.
  • Was watchng Dave's original P5 playthrough because she was playing it too. She never finished it and would never go back to it.
  • She does not care about the World Cup.
  • Really enjoyed doing YouTube and Twitch. Says she had to stop because @neger psykolog found her channels, she definitely didn't stop 9 months previously because Dave spouted paraniod detractor rants at her to make her stop. Thinks about doing an Overwatch stream on Twitch.
  • Twitch user ob1kenobi434 says, 'I agree with Kat. Trolls are rude and mean, and when the trolls who you(DSP) are rude to me, I was streaming, it really hurts you inside.' Definitely don't go bully this guy or DSP will perma ban you. I'm sirius, stahp it. I'm sirius. Stahp.
  • Dave had a 'leg spasm' on his way back from the doctor from being diagnosed with 'what's wrong with his back'. Hasn't driven on a highway since. Calls legitimately being afraid he would careen off the highway and die because he couldn't work the pedals an Anxiety Attack(Unclear how this would have caused him to steer off the highway or do anything other than gradually slow down). Wonders if he still has highway driving related Anxiety Attacks(He's never had one to begin with).
  • Kat has had 'Full Blown Panic Attacks'. "It really feels like you're going to die."
  • Asked if she was big into any other shows besides 'The Walking Dead'(She's mad they're killing characters she likes so didn't watch season 8 ). Lots of silence, then says they are older like 'The Office', doesn't own them now but did own the seasons on DVD. (What happened to this girl? Did she have to sell her favorite show for bread? Was she evicted prior to her last place kicking her out and lost all her possessions?)
  • It's been too long since she's watched 'The Matrix' triilogy for her to have an opinion on them(mutant Alzheimer's confirmed). Dave rants about them, says the ending was shit, they are exciting entertainment not meant to be taken seriously with your deeper thinking suspended because you will be so confused you're not going to get it. Kat can't remember anything about them.
  • Her favorite Overwatch hero is 'the new one, Hammond the Hamster'. She plays a few different characters and can't name just one. D.Va favorite Tank, & Moira favorite Support. Used to play Symmetra, she's 'completely different' now so she doesn't play her. Says of the Symmetra changes, 'It's cool, I like it, but I don't like it. I don't know.'
  • Austmink cheered for derich to ask 'Last night my mom & dad were constantly fighting & shouting. I was very tired. When you were little did your parents ever have fights?' Dave says they did and mentions a generic word salad about parents fighting. Dave doesn't give Kat any prompt to add anything. Kat get's a thousand yard hurt looking stare when Dave says, 'Sometimes parents break-up. . .and it sucks that some kids get put inbetween and have to go through that,' to which Kat adds 'Yeah'.
  • Dave refuses to discuss Pro-Wrestling on stream. Probably due to how much of a closeted homosexual he looks like doing so. Says his finishing move would be 'A huge anal blast or something'.

Now no one has to watch it. There are 8 ads on the video. Dave didn't even have streamchat open for the first half-hour. Neither Dave or Kat ever interacted with streamchat. Dave's bald spot is visible even with his hair combed over it.
I think we can call her Doormat Kat.
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I fully expect Phil to be showered with bits today by his paypigs, just as the baby Jesus got loot (and 3 subs!) from the three wisemen. Phil will hit the 16k mark (oh wait, shocker, he’s moved the goal posts on his tax goal) and take off running down the streets of his gated community like Ebeneezer Scrooge, wishing his retired neighbors a merry Christmas. Kat, busy unpacking a Christmas feast from Boston Market, will wipe a tear from her eye and say, “The house is saved! It’s a Christmas miracle.” Meanwhile in Connecticut, Phil’s parents will both succumb to their long, drawn-out illnesses and leave Phil a richly deserved inheritance. Oh, and Tom Brady will buy the condo with a yawning hole in the roof for $2 million after Giselle falls in love with it.
 
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Agentsmith said:
I wonder what "professional" topics D$P will talk about tomorrow...He's self confessed to using old technology, he has no idea about computers / updating anything for his business. Comedy.

Also disingenuous again as he now states he doesn't actually know how much $ he needs for his tahxes - so maybe the $16k number was around what he paid last year?

I can't imagine any scenario that D$P will ever get a normal job. He gets ~$100k a year to fiddle around his house - all it costs is his dignity and happiness and he'd take money over that any day

He's stated many times he's ok to declare bankruptcy if it comes to it.

I think his ego is so big he'd stream as a homeless person from a cardboard box, telling his stories of past glory and how he found a 1/2 full coke in the trash in between his street begging success
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You know, I was 4th at Evo once and I invented a genre of YouTube videos back in the day. Peepul say I'm a legend *snort*
 
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I don't know why he thinks Amazon is going to create a competitor to YouTube. Amazon has already released Prime Video Direct and I can't imagine they're going to make anything resembling YouTube unless it's by adding features to Twitch. He sure as hell isn't going to get success on Prime Video Direct for his raw and unedited gameplay.

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Here's the kind of payment approach Prime Video Direct has for publishing your stuff free to Amazon Prime members:
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He's getting 817K views each month now. If we assume all of those views are someone watching 50% of a one hour video he's getting 48.5K hours of watch time per month. Prime Video Direct would pay out $2,910 for that kind of performance. That's probably more than he makes on YouTube. That's great!

One caveat- that their Content Policy Guidelines must be followed:
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  • He can't have his gay DSPGaming watermark on the screen
  • He can't talk about tips, subs, bits, or Patreon
  • He probably can't have constant shoutouts for tips, subs, bits, or Patreon
He would be completely starting over with zero audience and would have to build up a viewerbase of new people, people from YouTube, people from Twitch, and people on Twitter. Additionally the only people who could earn him money are AMAZON PRIME SUBSCRIBERS.

It isn't happening DSP. Wish in one hand and shit in the other- see which hand fills up first.
 
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OneDaySon said:
I've never been one of those "DSP SHOULD TOTALLY QUIT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS JOB, HE NEEDS TO FIND A JOB" kind of people before, but he needs to find a job now. It's just not working out anymore, clearly. And not only that, but he hates this. Its gone beyond burn out and more just "I hate what I do for a living" so why beg and struggle to keep a job you hate? He has to admit that the ride is over, and get a job. That way he'll have a consistent income so he wont have to worry constantly. Yeah he might end up with a job he hates but fuck, its obvious he hates his current job. So may as well get a job that you hate that at least has a clear, consistent weekly income.
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The problem isn't that streaming isn't working as a full time job for him. He currently makes at least 100k according to estimates on here. I don't think he can do much better than that with a "real job" expecially considering that hasn't had a one in about 10 years. His problem is that he doesnt want to sell his house and live within his means. A real job wont fix that.
 
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Kat will definitely show up for the big begging stream; Phil will make sure of that since there's money to be made. She attracts a lot of "interaction" from his thirsty fans and detractors wanting to insult her. Phil can have Kat pretend to console him when he finally reveals his bullshit mystery health concern he's been keeping under wraps all this time, conveniently revealed at the most financially opportune time like always. Alternatively, she can talk (well, Phil can say it for her, doesn't matter as long as she's there to nod in agreement) about how much she wants to meet his parents before they die from their mystery illnesses. The possibilities for guilt tripping are many with Kat there. Please, paypigs, help Phil and his loving soulmaid in their time of need, preferably in the form of tips so they can get that money right away.
 
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I'd say I'm in awe, but this doesn't even surprise me any more. "I'M IN DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS! Also, I shall be taking 2 of the next 4 days off because I obviously need an entire day to run basic errands that literally every other person manages in their schedule without issue. Please contribute liberally!"
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Ah because hes been told he cant stream on the 25th hes pulling out the personal stories card for 24th in which we will see him speak about:
How great the year has been
How supportive you guys have been
------Then a slew of negative shit getting people on the downer sympathy------
Taxes
Depression
Tut ruining his subs (Even though he says he won every single case so what is there to worry about)
Not seeing his family
etc
Then "At least i have my soul mate, kat, shes wonderful, she means the world to me, i i dont know what i would have done with out her doods, *snort*, thanks guys for all the tips you did during my sob story, ill see you in 2 days for more uninteresting snooze-fest streams"
 
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Tut ruining his subs (Even though he says he won every single case so what is there to worry about)
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This is so interesting to me. Tut as got under his skin so fucking much. Yet, if he won the case and kept the money, why is he still whining?
Either there's something he's not telling his fans (since Tut said he got all of his money back) or he's looking for more reasons to be a victim.
 
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