DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Destro1986]

Do you guys think they actually perform sexual acts upon each other?

Phil is such a greasy fatbody, and Kat is awkward and unwilling to do barely anything outside of her comfort zone. I can't imagine that being even remotely satisfying, for either party. No one wins in that situation....

I don't think they've had sex. Maybe made out a few times early on. MAYBE.

Wouldn't be surprised if Phil is asexual and possibly a virgin. Kat. Aside from likely not wanting to touch phil who knows, the most innocent looking chick seems to go through penises like Kobayashi these days.

I think he had sex with Panda. Probably not satisfying for either of them, and as he gets fatter and lazier his drive will decline until it's not worth the effort, he can just fap for a couple minutes.

Bonus: https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1077460492300492800

 

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12/23/18 Prestream - Holiday Gaming Marathon Opportunity To Contribute Stream: Ain’t No Party Like A #DSPityParty, Because A #DSPityParty Don’t Stop

Spoiler: CHILL & POSITIVE Pre Prestream With DSP

[2018-12-23 10:29:16 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: I find it weird there is only one Christmas game when Halloween marathon had all Halloween games
[2018-12-23 10:29:26 PST] darthbethekorn: votes man
[2018-12-23 10:29:29 PST] darthbethekorn: patreon
[2018-12-23 10:29:34 PST] darthbethekorn: blame them
[2018-12-23 10:29:35 PST] darthbethekorn: LUL
[2018-12-23 10:29:43 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: Yeah but Halloween had all Halloween games
[2018-12-23 10:29:44 PST] darthbethekorn: i mean who gets to vote right
[2018-12-23 10:29:53 PST] goldry_bluszco: Election have consequences.
[2018-12-23 10:30:01 PST] darksydephil: blame the people who want to complain about every event but refuse to pledge $5 to patreon to shape every event lol
[2018-12-23 10:30:02 PST] darthbethekorn: although who puts the games in the poll
[2018-12-23 10:30:06 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: It’s prob cause dsp said it doesn’t have to be Christmas games
[2018-12-23 10:30:09 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: So there
[2018-12-23 10:30:16 PST] darthbethekorn: i dunno
[2018-12-23 10:30:30 PST] rabbipineapplestein: tbh people always say the same thing, they can't assure their vote will even matter
[2018-12-23 10:30:33 PST] darksydephil: i mean, the patrons have literally formulated every single event for years. this isn't new and it isn't rocket science
[2018-12-23 10:30:36 PST] darthbethekorn: or maybe people just want to see those games played
[2018-12-23 10:30:46 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: @darksydephil one vote won’t change anything lol
[2018-12-23 10:30:47 PST] derichloveslemur: @DarthBeTheKorn Maybe we’ll see Home Alone 2 on the sega genesis today.
[2018-12-23 10:30:49 PST] rabbipineapplestein: idk the process could definitely use some refinement
[2018-12-23 10:31:03 PST] rabbipineapplestein: multiple polling rounds and whatnot
[2018-12-23 10:31:06 PST] goldencolts: the patrons have too much power, there must be a reformation of the electoral process MiniK
[2018-12-23 10:31:09 PST] darksydephil: if you want to see certain games played, then pledge. you have crazy amount of power. only about 15-20 people even nominate stuff for these events, as ive said tons of times, but nobody wants to listen, just complain instead. so i'ts your own fault if you dont like the game selections
[2018-12-23 10:31:12 PST] darthbethekorn: @Derichloveslemur we will but might not be on that console probably emulated from pc
[2018-12-23 10:31:14 PST] rabbipineapplestein: it would take more time but everyone would be happier
[2018-12-23 10:31:20 PST] weeb_dumass: !patreon
[2018-12-23 10:31:21 PST] nightbot: Check out my Patreon for awesome perks, monthly goals and more! http://www.patreon.com/darksydephil
[2018-12-23 10:31:28 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: @darksydephil How can one person change a whole event
[2018-12-23 10:31:38 PST] darthbethekorn: if its a tie
[2018-12-23 10:31:39 PST] darksydephil: because it only takes one nomination to get to the polling rounds
[2018-12-23 10:31:43 PST] darksydephil: in this case, it didn't even get that far
[2018-12-23 10:31:44 PST] darthbethekorn: your vote can BREAK IT
[2018-12-23 10:31:47 PST] goldry_bluszco: Sam & Max Episode 201: Ice Station Santa - Would have been awesome
[2018-12-23 10:31:49 PST] darksydephil: the games im playing are the ones that were available in time
[2018-12-23 10:31:51 PST] derichloveslemur: @darthbethekorn Yeah probably an emulator right? Only 2 more days tiL Christmas.
[2018-12-23 10:32:01 PST] darthbethekorn: @Derichloveslemur HYPE
[2018-12-23 10:32:06 PST] darksydephil: some people suggested some stuff that would have been good, like the Polar Express, but sadly it's not avialable digitally anywhere
[2018-12-23 10:32:08 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: @darksydephil Someone could nominate a Halloween game for Christmas ?
[2018-12-23 10:32:17 PST] darksydephil: yes
[2018-12-23 10:32:20 PST] darksydephil: it was open to all games this year
[2018-12-23 10:32:28 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: dspHuh
[2018-12-23 10:32:30 PST] darksydephil: bc last year it was only christmas games,a nd people complained the game sucked
[2018-12-23 10:32:34 PST] rabbipineapplestein: no point in going over the same shit again now though, let's just get the show on the road
[2018-12-23 10:32:40 PST] darksydephil: so now its open to everything, and you still complain the game sucks
[2018-12-23 10:32:40 PST] rabbipineapplestein: we all know what it is
[2018-12-23 10:32:44 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: @darksydephil I think the chat just needs to get good taste
[2018-12-23 10:32:45 PST] darksydephil: how about you just stop complaining?
[2018-12-23 10:32:51 PST] thecaptivityofnegativity: LUL
[2018-12-23 10:32:58 PST] goldencolts:
[2018-12-23 10:33:03 PST] goldry_bluszco: Come Guys it's Christmas !!
[2018-12-23 10:33:04 PST] rabbipineapplestein: chill brody, i'm just here for the ride, i'm not mad MingLee
[2018-12-23 10:33:10 PST] rabbipineapplestein: i want to have some fun
[2018-12-23 10:33:29 PST] darksydephil: people being whiny scrooges and grinches 2 days before christmas!
[2018-12-23 10:33:30 PST] darksydephil: lol

Spoiler: A DSP Christmas with Kat

"No second stream tomorrow. I'm spending tomorrow night with Kat! Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* And then, Christmas Day, I'M OFF! And, that's actually, a rarely- I don't think I've had a Christmas Day OFF, HOLY SHIT, I can't remember! I seriously can not remember, the last time I just took Christmas Day OFF and did nothing! I always seem to WORK on Christmas Day! BUT, this year, I'm actually taking the day off to be with Kat! I actually have all this stuff planned. We're going to have breakfast TOGETHER! We're gonna BAKE stuff TOGETHER, that day! We're going to have a nice dinner TOGETHER! We have things we want to do around the house! We're going to do a lot things TOGETHER! So, it's going to be a GOOD DAY for US! Because, we haven't had a day, just TOGETHER, to just do stuff TOGETHER! And NOT have to worry about, 'OH! It's our day off this week! We have to run out and do ERRANDS! And we have to run out and do all this shit!' WE haven't had a day like that, IN A LONG TIME! *THROAT CLEAR* So, this should be good! This should be, uh, uh, a good, good time for US."

Spoiler: Kat Told DSP When He Can Take His Next Day Off

"FYI. *LOOKS OFF SCREEN, TOWARDS HIS WALL CALENDAR* I now found out, that Friday *LIP SMACK!* is going be my day off for the week, to actually do OTHER STUFF! Like RUN ERRANDS, GO GROCERY SHOPPING, etc. So, Friday, I'm off."

Spoiler: The Patrons Have Unprecedented Power

"On Saturday! I think what I'm going to do, *BELCH* excuse me! Is, I think on Saturday, I'm going to do, uh, Deltarune. Okay? NOW, this is a game that really isn't a full game, AT ALL. I guess what it's supposed to be, it's supposed to be, like, a teaser or preview of whatever the next game is going to be, from the makers of, uh, Undertale. And this came out, OUT OF NOWHERE, in November! Early November. It was released for FREE ON THE INTERNET! AND, I was SO BUSY with so many new releases, *THROAT CLEAR* there was NO WAY I was going to be able to just DROP EVERYTHING and play this game! Uh. But, people have wanted to see me play it, since then. And, I DON'T UNDERSTAND why people wanted to, but they did! They wanted to see me play it today during the Holiday Stream! WHICH HAVE MADE NO SENSE! It's *COUNTS OUT ON HIS STUBBY FINGERS* IT'S SLOW-PACED, IT'S a narrative-based game, IT'S an RPG-style game! It's a game that you want to pay attention to. If I'm drinking all day *BRINGS HIS CUP OF EGGNOG INTO THE FRAME FOR A SECOND*, and it's a game I'm only going to be playing for an hour, hour and a half, it LITERALLY makes ZERO SENSE to play it during this event! So, I made the EXECUTIVE HOLIDAY DECISION, as the CHIEF SANTA IN CHARGE TODAY *POINTS TO HIS GIN-SWEAT SOAKED SANTA HAT*, I said, 'We're not doing Deltarune on today's stream!' BUT! THIS WEEKEND, I will do a major stream to play it! Okay? *PIG SNORT* *LIP SMACK!* So, There You Go! Yes, There You Go!"

Spoiler: #DSPityParty Part 1 - Trolls Lie About DSP's Financial Windfall

"*LIP SMACK!* Let's talk, EVERYONE! Let's be HONEST here! All right? I want to say something, UPFRONT! I'm going to be very HONEST with all of you. As you know, I'm a VERY HONEST GUY. Uhm. And a lot of people HATE ME for that! But, I think, I pride myself on being honest. All right? Uhm. You guys have been incredibly HELPFUL this month, so far! You know? You guys heard on Thanksgiving, about my FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES coming up in 2019. And you've been very SUPPORTIVE! This month on Twitch has been a GREAT MONTH! Everyone's been, you know. FIRST OF ALL, attendance has been UP! Uh. Everyone's been CONTRIBUTING! It's been a GOOD MONTH overall. It really has! Uhm. *GROSS LOUD SNIFF* THEN we had Emerald_Seven who came in here, and who was VERY GENEROUS! And who gifted, NO LIE, probably around THIRTEEN HUNDRED SUBS, to the channel! And, that's why, right now, I'm in at a RECORD HIGH number of subs! I think it's Eighteen Hundred and Two subs or more, at this point? *THROAT CLEAR* Uhm. *THROAT CLEAR* Pretty crazy, right? How many subs we have right now. And, THAT'S AMAZING! But, I just wanted to say this UPFRONT! Because, sadly, as you guys know, whenever I get, any kind, of a MODICUM or IOTA of SUCCESS, there are people, who are ASSHOLES! Who will COMPLETELY MAKE STUFF UP! Who will try to SPIN THINGS NEGATIVELY! And try to RUIN STUFF! SO. I've had GREAT MOMENTUM these past few weeks! People watching my Smash Bros. gameplay! People enjoying my Final Fantasy IV! The Minecraft, in particular, has been A HUGE HIT!! Okay? IT HAS! It's been a HUGE HIT! And, you know? I'm looking forward to MORE! I am! BUT! What's happened, I've noticed these past few days, is we've had people coming into the streams. Under the guise of being viewers, WHICH THEY'RE NOT! And, coming in and saying, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! Phil! Happy to hear that, you know, you've been SO SUCCESSFUL! And you've raised SO MUCH MONEY, that you've EXCEEDED YOUR GOALS for next year, and you're all GOOD TO GO now! You know? Great news! Merry Christmas!' And the reason they're doing this, is because what they want, is PEOPLE LIKE YOU, who come in and maybe- MAYBE, you are not here! Maybe you're not a person who's here on EVERY STREAM. You're not, right? Most people who watch me are not! You're not people who are not going to be here EVERYDAY! You come in when you have a chance to watch me, you know, LIVE! Right? Maybe you've HEARD about the SUPPORT that I've been getting, but you don't necessarily know about how much I've been getting, or whatever. THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE IT! They want you to think that, 'Phil is doing GREAT! And Phil doesn't need the SUPPORT!' IT'S BULLSHIT!! They're doing this on purpose!”

Spoiler: #DSPityParty Part 2 - Tut Talk

“To basically spin it, to sound- IT'S BASICALLY TUT SYNDROME! Which is something that, exactly that happened in the summer! Allow me to explain! *LIP SMACK!* We had a guy this summer, that came in, his name was Tutankhamunnn! No one knew who the hell this guy was! And he came in, and just started dropping large CONTRIBUTIONS, like crazy! He started doing this in August, and, basically, went all the way to September. And, by early October, the guy had lost his mind apparently! Or at least had been a guy, who had been planning to do this all along! Basically, started insulting me! Started arguing with MODERATORS for no freakin' reason! It made no logical sense, what was going on! To the point where he was arguing with me, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! I want all my money back and, you know, all my support, it's bullshit! Phil's a piece of CRAP!' Basically, insulting me! AND! *THROAT CLEAR* It didn't make any sense! Like, nothing made any sense! It was just very confusing! So, basically, he tried to charge me back on everything! He was not successful, okay? I kept everything that he ever contributed, which is great! BUT! What ended up happening, was- Not even exaggerating, that ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER was the slowest month I've ever had on Twitch! 'Cuz, Tut, TUT WAS GONE! And everyone JUST ASSUMED, 'OH! Tut's been so SUPPORTIVE of Phil! He's good!' And, it was the slowest month of the year! Which makes no sense, because it was the most games out for the year! You know what I mean? It wasn't that attendence or viewership was down! It was just that everyone assumed, 'I don't need to- Phil's good! I don't need to help out!' And, it ended up being a TERRIBLE MONTH! And, actually, that's why RIGHT NOW, no exaggeration, this month, I am like, STRAPPED FOR CASH! Because, I SHOULD HAVE MADE a good amount in October, and I didn't because of TUT, basically! And now, I just paid for October, and it's, like, nowhere near what I usually make on Twitch! I'm like, 'OH, SHIT! This is BAD!' Okay? So, WE'RE in a situation, now. Where, I'm, actually, right now, in a BAD POSITION!”

Spoiler: #DSPityParty Part 3 - Trolls Are Lying, DSP Still Needs Your Money

“And, WE got trolls coming in, saying that I'm in an AMAZING GOOD POSITION! Th-th-They're basically trying to steer people that WRONG WAY! Okay? So, the reason I'm saying this, PLEASE don't believe the NONSENSE! You're going to see people- I GUARANTEE YOU! You will see people coming in today, who are going to be doing this! *THROAT CLEAR* And if you see the moderators banning them, or whatever, 'Oh! Why did that happen?' Understand, the reason the moderators are taking the action that they are, is because of GOOD REASON! Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* Obviously, we don't want to have to do this! But, when you have people who are so INTENT ON ACTUALLY HURTING ME! To the point, where they don't want me to be able to pay my financial obligations. They want me to lose everything! N-NO! I'm not kidding! They want me to LOSE MY HOUSE! They want me to LOSE EVERYTHING! They don't want me to be able to SHTR- STREAM AGAIN! Everyday, they do everything they possibly can to HURT ME! Especially now, during this HOLIDAY SEASON, they're still ACTIVELY doing it on a daily basis! That's what kind of people, these people are! Uhm. You know? Please understand, everything they're saying is BULLSHIT! Okay? *LIP SMACK!* So, thank you to those who have been supportive! I appreciate that, very much! And thanks, especially, to Emerald_Seven! Whoever this person may be, because we don't know it is! Which is good! Because, unlike Tutankhamunnn, they didn't, they didn't try to, basically, BOGART the streams! And make the streams all about themselves! And get attention! Instead, it was just a, kind of, an anonymous GENEROUS person. Right? Uhm. But the truth of the matter is: NO, I HAVE NOT RAISED ENOUGH MONEY, to take care of what's going to happen next year. I HAVE NOT! I am still, actually, FAR FROM RAISING ENOUGH, to take care of it! And, RIGHT NOW! Just being HONEST with all of you, I'm in a BAD FINANCIAL POSITION! I'm actually, really short, SHORT for cash! To the point, where I'm HOPING, that I could raise a GOOD AMOUNT within the next couple of weeks, because if I can't, I don't even know what's going to happen in early January! I don't know if I can PAY THE BILLS! Because of it being the SLOWEST month I've ever had, th-the, you know, in the last year on Twitch! And now, I got paid the least EVER! Plus, by the way, YouTube ad revenue has been down CONSTANTLY! I just don't talk about it anymore! But, YouTube ad revenue is in the TOILET! Typically, I would get an increase around this time of year. NO! It was just- It's awful this year! *PIG SNORT* So. JUST SAYING! Don't believe their NONSENSE! Okay? They do it all the time! ON PURPOSE! Especially this time of year, they're trying to HURT ME as much as they can! All right?”

Spoiler: #DSPityParty Part 4 - No Need For A Tips Goal

“Rather than me- See, I could have put up a GOAL today! I could have put up onscreen, 'Oh! Here's a TIPS GOAL!' And, I don't think that's really needed! I did that last year. And, quite frankly, I don't think it's needed! I think, if you Guys and Gals, WANT TO CONTRIBUTE, YOU WILL! I don't think it's about, getting a GOAL that's hit! Or anything like that. Which is why, you can see, I just have the normal stat leaderboard, for today. And, I'll have the normal leaderboard. I just don't see, THE POINT, in doing, like, a TIPS GOAL, and stuff like that! I think that, AGAIN, if you want to HELP, you would! It's not that- because you see, 'OH! There's a TIPS GOAL today!' Now, all of a sudden, you're INSPIRED to contribute to a stream or something. I don't think that happens! Okay? Uhm. And I don't want to be one of those people, who is constantly like, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! GUYS! Look how close we are to the TIP GOAL!' I want to kind of just, I want to focus on, kind of, INTERACTING with you and having FUN! You see what I mean? *LIP SMACK!* SO, PLEASE! If, you know, TODAY, TOMORROW, MOVING FORWARD, you know, if you guys want to HELP, with this SITUATION I'm in! By all means! If you would like to contribute, go right ahead! And, I'm appreciative of anything you guys contribute! Uhm. And please don't believe the BULLSHIT! Even though, we did have Emerald_Seven be very, very GENEROUS! I didn't even COME CLOSE, to the point of even being clear in 2019! I don't even know WHY anybody would BELIEVE that! Because, you're basically believing BULLSHIT from people that are, OBVIOUSLY, out to HURT ME! Please don't! Okay?"

Spoiler: Begging

"The only other thing I want to say guys is, RIGHT NOW, TODAY, this is the TRUTH! This is AGAIN, me BEING HONEST! Right now, with the fact, that sadly, this is a really BAD TIME for me, FINANCIALLY, because of what happened in October. Uhm. TIPPING ME today is the best way to help! If you are feeling GENEROUS and you want to contribute. And you have the ability to CHOOSE, between methods to contribute, TIPPING ME today would be the BEST WAY to contribute! It would help me out! In particular, coming up in EARLY JANUARY, when all my BILLS are COMING DUE. All right? So. Thank you to anyone, who contributes anything! But, again, TIPPING will help me the most, during today. Okay? *LOUD DISGUSTING WET SNIFF* All right!"

Spoiler: "How's that GOUT, Phil?"

[2018-12-23 11:15:53 PST] alexander_rossi: cheer50 I thought you said drinking is bad for your medical condition flare up #charity

"Indeed! Uhm. *BELCH* Excuse me! EXCESSIVE DRINKING, in, IN COMBINE with several OTHER THINGS! For example! Uh. Eating red meat. Eating other things that are very- considered, uh, VERY ACIDIC! Uhm. Is not good for my, my MEDICAL CONDITION! That is correct. HOWEVER! Doing if for ONE DAY, is not a big deal! It would be one thing, if I was doing this every day. If I came in, 'Every day I'm going to be drinking BEER all day ON STREAM!' Probably a bad idea! But, for ONE DAY A YEAR, it's TOTALLY COOL! By the way, LAST YEAR, I did exactly the SAME THING. Had ZERO issues, uh, afterwards. So, There You Go!"

Spoiler: Darksydephil's Transition To A "CHILL" Streamer

[2018-12-23 11:16:53 PST] antichrist_super5tar: cheer50 I've noticed that more and more streams are becoming part of chill sessions. It used to be all about the rage. What do you think changed about yourself and do think that chill streams will eventually become 100% of the content ?

"Uhm. You know, it's a few things. Number one, tho-, THOSE, *TAKES A SIP* those streams that used to be rage, 'Oh! It's all about RAGE!' It's not like I INTENDED THAT! I never said, 'Oh! This is the Rage Fest!' You know what I mean? Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* There was one exception! This summer, when I actually did a Rage-a-thon. That was the purpose of that event! Outside of that, uhm, I've never really done, 'Oh! This is meant to PISS ME OFF!' I've NEVER DONE THAT! The things that piss me off, GENUINELY piss me off! Usually fighting game streams, PISS ME OFF! Okay? Uhm. But! Yeah, what I've noticed is, as I've become more of an Interactive Streamer, this past year and a half to two years, *LIP SMACK!* that you guys and gals, seem to enjoy a lot more when WE'RE having a relaxing time. When I'm able to play a game, that's not SUPER-DUPER intense, and it's a game where I can, kind of, play the game, and also interact with you, even learn about the game by talking and INTERACTING with all of you. Uhm. And then we have a fun INTERACTIVE time. You know, Minecraft is the perfect example of this. Although, there've been many other games, all the Battle Royale games that I've played over the last year. The games were so light on gameplay, there's so much running around and looting in those games, it gives me a ton of time to just RELAX and, kind of, talk with you guys. Yes! When I get to the firefights, those can be very intense! Outside of that, just CHILLING with you and talking with all of you, during the stream, is a lot of FUN! Right? *THROAT CLEAR* *LIP SMACK!* SO! Uhm. Yeah. What I found is, that even though I do still enjoy playing games that have a lot of, Uhhhhhh, RAGE-INDUCING gameplay moments! In particular, fighting games with really bad internet connections. You know, or games, let's be honest, games like Dark Souls and stuff. Where there's a lot of cheap deaths and stuff. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* At the same time, games that are more relaxing, I think you guys really enjoy. And I enjoy! So, it's a good balance. You know, before I was an Interactive Streamer, those games were basically a non-event for me! I wouldn't play Minecraft. I wouldn't play, uh, a battle royale game. I wouldn't play Stardew Valley. I wouldn't play ANY GAME where it's really more about interacting, because I wasn't interacting, it was just me playing! Just me playing Minecraft, by myself, talking to myself constantly, is probably one of the MOST BORING THINGS you could possibly watch! *SNIFF* Right? Versus, you know, ME talking with YOU, as an audience, and interacting with you and having that, that CONNECTION! *THROAT CLEAR* Makes those gameplay streams a lot more entertaining. And I'll be honest, uhm, *LIP SMACK!* I DIDN'T GET IT! You know? Previous- previously, you know, I didn't understand that. I didn't understand that INTERACTION. Uhm. *LIP SMACK!* I didn't understand any of that! And I talked shit about it. And, you know, just like everything, you know, when I first started on YouTube, I talked shit about Minecraft. I talked shit about Live Streamers. I talked shit about THIS and THAT. Then I went to Direct Capture, and abandoned using my camera. And, I said, 'WOW! Using direct capture is a major step! I don't know why I never did this!' And then I talked shit about people who were Live Streaming and interacting, and stuff like that. Then, I started doing it, 'Wow, it's really good!' So, it's a learning process! If anything, you know, over the years here, I'm becoming a more of- of, of, a person, much more open to suggestion and IMPROVEMENT! And, I mean, two years ago, if you had told me that, 'Phil would be a- a HUNDRED PERCENT LIVE STREAMER.' I probably would've yelled at you and said, 'How dare you! I, uh, I would never leave YouTube! Blah, blah, blah.' But all the crap that's happened in the last two years, right? Basically, YouTube becoming ANTI-CONTENT CREATOR in a lot of ways, and only promoting the FILTH that they do! And becoming a TOXIC place! Uhm. You know, at this point, *SNIFF* I have to say, I'm actually HAPPY that I am doing this, the way that I am! At this point. And, I do like the CHILL stuff! In fact, I think, you know, adding on the CHILL streams, as something that I do ongoing, has been, SO MUCH better than the way it used to be. On YouTube, having to constantly put out an ENTERTAINING video, that by itself, in it's own, encased existence on YouTube, has to entertain EVERY SINGLE PERSON who watches it! Versus, 'This is just an archive of a really fun stream that I did.' It's a LOT different and I LOVE IT! I love being here with you, guys and gals, every day. I do! You know? Uhm. And I'M GROWING! I'm constantly learning and changing, for the better, I feel. Okay?"

Spoiler: Don't Question Darksydephil, Just Open Up Your Wallet To Him

[2018-12-23 11:31:10 PST] antichrist_super5tar: cheer50 why not just set up a tip goal on stream? it would make things very clear cut. I think a lot of people are so caught with their own lives that we can't really keep up with the life of someone on the internet to know if you're close or not to reaching the goal. especially during busy holidays

"All right! I'm going to be VERY HONEST. AGAIN! People don't seem to listen when I say stuff, because I've said this a MILLION TIMES, and people don't listen to me! All right? NUMBER ONE! I gave a ROUGH ESTIMATE of what I'm going to owe for TAXES in 2019. I ALREADY gave the ROUGH ESTIMATE! All right? *LIP SMACK!* That is a ROUGH ESTIMATE based on what my ACCOUNTANT-SLASH-TAX ATTORNEY told me I would've need to pay for the course of THIS YEAR, in quarterly payments! Okay? HOWEVER! What you need to understand is, that estimate has TWO CONTINGENCIES! The first estimate is that, they're ASSUMING that the money I make THIS YEAR, is exactly the same as the money I made LAST YEAR. The second contingency is assuming that I made those payments on time! Well, guess what? I can tell you guys two things: NUMBER ONE, I made DIFFERENT amount of money THIS YEAR than I did LAST YEAR! How much? I HAVE NO IDEA! I won't know that, until I do my taxes! Until, I actually SIT DOWN and I actually look at INCOME versus EXPENSES! And I do that NUMBER CRUNCH! Which I'm probably going to be doing, probably, in February! *SNIFF* I have NO IDEA what I made in 2018 yet! There's NO WAY I can figure this out yet! Okay? I could guess! But I could be TOTALLY WRONG! That's NUMBER ONE! NUMBER TWO! I didn't make the quarterly payments this year! I didn't have any money to do it! So, that means, there's going to be INTEREST! There's going to be FEES! There's going to be all kinds of stuff, that accumulated over this year, that are going to make what I owe to the government, EVEN MORE! Because I didn't do my quarterly payments! So, when I give you guys a BALLPARK FIGURE of, kind of, what I'm going to next year. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. And, by the way, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I SAID on Thanksgiving, when I first revealed this whole issue! Okay? Uhm. That's exactly what I said. But, people just want to make, *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! That's all Phil owes and that's exactly right! And Phil should have a countdown on his streams on how much he's raised towards that!' NO!! NUMBER ONE: THAT NUMBER COULD BE WRONG!! And then, HOW, HOW dishonest would it be, for me to say, 'This is what I owe. And then WE raise it, and it's not enough!' That's not right! That's messed up! That would be IRRESPONSIBLE OF ME! And I wouldn't ever- I wouldn't want to do that! You know? But what it is, is people who want this, are people who, basically, want to say, *MOCKING VOICE* 'Look at how much money Phil raised! BUH, BUH, BUH!' It's the same people who are JEALOUS! It's the people who want to DETRACT! It's the people who want to, uhm, TAKE AWAY from the streams. Having a running tally of what's being raised, TAKES AWAY from the FUN INTERACTIVITY of why you guys are here on the streams to begin with! I don't want the ENTIRETY of today's HOLIDAY STREAM, which is supposed to be, me playing games and having fun, and drinking, and INTERACTING with you guys in a Holiday setting. To be about, 'OH! Here's what we're raising, towards a GOAL!' IT'S BULLSHIT! You know what I mean?! That's bullshit! And, they just want to DISTRACT from US having FUN! And, that's why, I'm not gonna do that! I'm just not! Uhm. I'm not going to fall for the bullshit! Having a running tally, on a PHANTOM TOTAL, that may or may not even be correct, is not a good idea! I'm not DUMB ENOUGH to think that!! Okay? So. NO! I'm not going to things- Because here's what they REALLY want to do: THEY want ME to set up a GOAL on stream, then WE raise it, but then I find out it wasn't the CORRECT GOAL. *MOCKING VOICE* 'OH! You see?! PHIL LIED! He took that money, and he EMBEZZLED that money! He's going on a VACATION! He's flying to Tahiti! Where he bought a boat! Or he has a, fucking, metal golden statue in his house of himself!' Or, you know? All kinds of STUPID SHIT! Like that idiot on stream, who said, 'Don't give, don't ever give Phil contributions. Because he eats fast food!' *SNAKE CHUCKLE* This is the mentality of the COMMON PERSON who doesn't like me! Okay? Uhm. But, you see my point? Uhm. That's why I'm not going to do it. I REFUSE! It doesn't make sense! All right? If you guys want to contribute, I'm incredibly APPRECIATIVE. All right? It helps me out TREMENDOUSLY. This month, in particular, like I've already mentioned, I'M STRAPPED! If you TIP ME in the next few days, it would help me, TREMENDOUSLY! BUT! I'm not expecting anything! Anything I get, I'm incredibly grateful for! I'm not going to have a RUNNING TOTAL of things HERE, that becomes what the stream is about! Like a fundraiser. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!! This is supposed to be a Holiday Gaming Stream! All right?! So. I'm not going to fall for their BULLSHIT! And I'm not going to turn it into that! Because that's what THEY want! They want me to seem like A NEGATIVE GUY and A JERK! Who's here all about MONEY and all bout shit! AND I'M NOT! You know? Once the stream starts with gameplay, I'm not going to be talking about that anymore! I'm only bringing it up now, because these are people who are ASKING about it on prestream! Okay?"

Spoiler: No Questions. Just Give Darksydephil Money.

[2018-12-23 11:45:32 PST] android___x: charity50 phil i think the best way to combat the trolls is to try and just be completely transparent with the tax goal. if you gave updates how much you have raised so far and how much more you need it takes away amunition from the trolls #charity

"I JUST EXPLAINED THE WHOLE SITUATION, ANDROID! There's no way, that I could explain the situation! Because I don't know WHAT I OWE, YET! I won't know what I OWE, until NEXT YEAR!! There's no way I could possibly know until the TAXES ARE DONE in February! Actually, that's not even true. The taxes won't be done until APRIL! I'll have my information DONE in February, to give to the tax- TAX ATTORNEY. He'll do his work and then tell me in April what I owe! But, that doesn't change the fact that I need to RAISE the money by then! You see what I mean? I have to ACTUALLY RAISE an UNKNOWN amount of money, for an, UH, ER, UH, by APRIL! So, all I can do is, base it off of ESTIMATES! Okay? And, I can tell you right now, I am NOT EVEN CLOSE to even raising enough to hit the ESTIMATE!! Of what I thought, what I owed. So, There You Go!"

[2018-12-23 11:59:39 PST] android___x: cheer50 phil i cheered that before u explained everything w/ the previous cheer. i understand that it can be used to hurt you both ways, kind of a rock and a hard place situation. i wish merry x-mas to you and kat now incase i dont make it tomorrow.

"Well, thank you, Android. Appreciate that."

 

[grump]

I don't think they've had sex. Maybe made out a few times early on. MAYBE.



I think he had sex with Panda. Probably not satisfying for either of them, and as he gets fatter and lazier his drive will decline until it's not worth the effort, he can just fap for a couple minutes.

Bonus: https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1077460492300492800

The only info we have on that is both Panda and Phil indicating they didn't have sex so it wouldn't be surprising if he's a virgin even with two gfs.

 

[FailedAttempt]

Do you guys think they actually perform sexual acts upon each other?

Phil is such a greasy fatbody, and Kat is awkward and unwilling to do barely anything outside of her comfort zone. I can't imagine that being even remotely satisfying, for either party. No one wins in that situation....

I can’t imagine Phil can perform sexually. Not with that bad back, and the fact the he spends all day jerking off on shitty couch. He probably tries to flop onto her like a salmon while she lays there like a starfish waiting for it to be over. So about 15 seconds on average.

Khet gets what she needs at the Jim. Seriously, she goes to the gym regularly but she’s clearly gained some weight. She ain’t going there to jog.

 

[Sparkletor]

The only info we have on that is both Panda and Phil indicating they didn't have sex so it wouldn't be surprising if he's a virgin even with two gfs.

Do you have any evidence of them saying that? I would assume that Panda and Phil did have sex given the "DSP Tries it: Sexting" leaks where Phil was rubbing his erect self through his sweatpants. Panda showed of sexy lingerie that Phil bought her for her birthday. Panda said, "Nothing for you tonight" which would imply that something went on other nights. Panda also frequently made sexual jokes and innuendo. Panda's nudes were also allegedly on DSP's desktop but that is not confirmed.

 

[FailedAttempt]

Do you have any evidence of them saying that? I would assume that Panda and Phil did have sex given the "DSP Tries it: Sexting" leaks where Phil was rubbing his erect self through his sweatpants. Panda showed of sexy lingerie that Phil bought her for her birthday. Panda said, "Nothing for you tonight" which would imply that something went on other nights. Panda also frequently made sexual jokes and innuendo. Panda's nudes were also allegedly on DSP's desktop but that is not confirmed.

Panda said in a soap making vlog that she was not getting laid. She was talking about a soap called “better than sex cake”....no really, it was called that. She than said, “better than the sex I’m not getting at this moment.” If Phil fucked her it was rarely, and poorly.

 

[boxybum]

I can’t imagine Phil can perform sexually. Not with that bad back, and the fact the he spends all day jerking off on shitty couch. He probably tries to flop onto her like a salmon while she lays there like a starfish waiting for it to be over. So about 15 seconds on average.

Khet gets what she needs at the Jim. Seriously, she goes to the gym regularly but she’s clearly gained some weight. She ain’t going there to jog.

With his bad back and scrawny arms and zero core strength I can't imagine him being able to perform at all. If anything Kat would have to do all of the work.

 

[Destro1986]

Panda said in a soap making vlog that she was not getting laid. She was talking about a soap called “better than sex cake”....no really, it was called that. She than said, “better than the sex I’m not getting at this moment.” If Phil fucked her it was rarely, and poorly.

Yeah, that was after the bad times started. "At this moment" kind of implies it used to be a thing.

I think that Dave always had trouble performing, and the stress post-move only made it worse over time. By the time Panda left, he was running on fumes, and by the time Khet got there he was tapped out.

 

[FailedAttempt]

With his bad back and scrawny arms and zero core strength I can't imagine him being able to perform at all. If anything Kat would have to do all of the work.

This is what she would have to look at while riding him.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Watching some of Tevin's stream last night -- without a live miserystream he had to play videos of DSP's past christmases. One thing really jumped out at me. Christmas 2014, decorating the tree in the new Washington gout mansion, Phil reveals how hard it was to convince the bank to give him a loan for his mortgage:

"I had a few difficulties getting the mortgage, because of the nature of the work that I do, and them saying: 'Oh it's not consistent income.' Well, <sarcastically> I made a pretty decent amount of money for four years now, I think that's pretty consistent! But you can say whatever you want just because it's not a 9-to-5 desk job, and because banks use archaic means to judge whether or not someone qualifies for a loan..."


(Spoilers: over the next few years DSP made less and less money on Youtube due to various setbacks, causing him to not be able to pay off his credit cards and bank loans, leading to the crushing depressing debt he's in today.)

 

[Destro1986]

Watching some of Tevin's stream last night -- without a live miserystream he had to play videos of DSP's past christmases. One thing really jumped out at me. Christmas 2014, decorating the tree in the new Washington gout mansion, Phil reveals how hard it was to convince the bank to give him a loan for his mortgage:

"I had a few difficulties getting the mortgage, because of the nature of the work that I do, and them saying: 'Oh it's not consistent income.' Well, <sarcastically> I made a pretty decent amount of money for four years now, I think that's pretty consistent! But you can say whatever you want just because it's not a 9-to-5 desk job, and because banks use archaic means to judge whether or not someone qualifies for a loan..."

@actually i need to learn how to quote from one threat to another haha

This is exactly the sort of quote I need to find to support my contention in the financials thread that he's got a crap mortgage.

Further bolsters the idea that it's not his taxes that's the worry but ballooning mortgage payments.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Any girls like man who burps and snorts during sex?



Ya I dont think so either

 

[JamFlowMan]

BTW, the Kat has not left the building, but goddamn is this a weird way to "spend time together": https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzEGUshr-2/

He definitely let out a loud snort to cover up the camera click.

 

[PieceofShet]

lol
via drgnkiller

 

[TheGoutinator]

Kat should take pictures like that of Phil when he's playing. See the up-close noodle arm flab and bald spot.

 

[Wing Zero]

lol
via drgnkiller

I mean to be completely fair to Phil, Andy is an idiot if he thinks Phil has the ability to use photoshop to make anything look even remotely convincing.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

"PC Controller"

Disgusting tbh

 

[Prince Lotor]

We all know the truth but the monitor was bugged and blanked right when Phil took a photo View attachment 622438

WTF? Is she wearing Silk pajamas? The ripples on that fabric definitely look like she's at least wearing a silk shirt if that was her Christmas Eve dinner attire. That's like at least an $80 shirt. Just how much money are they spending to "buy her an entire new wardrobe"?

Anyway, Merry Christmas to my fellow basement dwelling foul toilet plankton

 

[Meerkat Ink]

"PC Controller"

Disgusting tbh

The ignorant swine doesn't know how to use a PS4 controller on PC, or possibly even an Xbox controller. Probably got her one of those generic ones from Walmart. Nothing but the best for his soul mate

 

[Wurstbrot]

lol
via drgnkiller

What am unfortunate bad photographer are you when you want to show Odyssey and clip this exact moment of half a second during a loading screen when the screen is completely black? After that there is at least a symbol at the bottom left. Not surprised tho, Dave never tries to enhance anything, he is happy with the mediocre. Quantity over quality.