Abandons Beg-A-Thon Part 3 "Podcast" - The Return of: Detractor Throat

[SkippyLongbottom]

Just say you're hungover dude, fuck.

Any other streamer would just say he partied too hard on Christmas and be done with it. The man's self employed.

Show up Thursday, have a story to share about boozing it up, and back on schedule.

Two problems though. 1. Phil is an alcoholic so heavy drinking id a daily occurrence. 2. Phil is a hermit who drinks alone at 2 am instead of partying with friends.

Agreed. It would just come off pathetic if he admitted it and it would take a blow to his ego if he mentions he just got shitfaced alone on Christmas Eve after his stream. Especially when he had like what, 4 drinks during his stream.

 

[Comma]

He's calling off the Podcast again.

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[LostMy1stAccount]

He's calling off the Podcast again.

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It has to be KHET at this point.
She doesn't want to be on his Beg-Cast and he stalls until she either agrees to come on stream or it "doesn't make sense anymore because X-Mas is over already".

 

[DiabeticSP]

Just cancel it, god damn.

He's like an six year old who keeps putting something off hoping his parents forget to stop asking.

Phil, if you don't want to do the podcast, just don't do the podcast.

 

[architects]

Just cancel it, god damn.

He's like an six year old who keeps putting something off hoping his parents forget to stop asking.

Phil, if you don't want to do the podcast, just don't do the podcast.

I think this is an attempt to drum up any kind of support. His holiday stuff went busto...this is desperation

 

[DiabeticSP]

I think this is an attempt to drum up any kind of support. His holiday stuff went busto...this is desperation

I don't think so. If he really needed pity bucks he'd do the podcast while 'sick'. He doesn't want to do the podcast period, I feel like.

 

[Freshtodeath]

maybe he is scared the podcast will be a bust. Honestly at this point i think he is saving up for a trip to disney world.

I do agree on the theory he is in massive debt. That is the classic trap. He was doing well so he put everything on credit. The creditors must be getting fed up with him.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

He's calling off the Podcast again.

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See this right here is why Dark is such an idiot. This guy apparently has been sick as a dog for what, a week now? It seems to be getting progressively worse with every day and supposedly it is costing him a boatload of money for being sick. You would think he would go to his primary care doctor or a walk-in clinic and get on some antibiotics or something right? Nope. Dave is such a cheap fat fuck that he can not bring himself to take care of his own body. I bet you he does not even own healthcare even though he runs a "Business" that nets over 6 figures a year. I wonder if Khet has been begging his dumbass to go see a doctor and I bet you his response is the same exact response he gave us when Leanna went to the hospital. "NO! *SNORT* IF YOU SEND AN AMBULANCE HERE ILL TELL THEM TO DROP ME OFF ON THE CORNER AND JUST GIVE ME PILLS! OKAY!!!"

Edit: also look at the time of that tweet. Go to fucking BED Dark staying up doesn't help a sick person

 

[Wurstbrot]

Quote from another thread which was a crosspost from the main thread. Could we pweeease archive them in the right threads so future generations can be just as frustrated with Phil as we are?

He's calling off the Podcast again.

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I guess pity tweet number 253. The man who rubs his fingers in his face seems to suffer from the terrible Black Plague, we need constant updates on his health cuz he might die any second now.

This can't be a problem with health alone. He is demotivated. In a real job he could not pull shit like this. As an independent creator you are fucked if you don't take your virtual solo man job seriously.

 

[Comma]

It has to be KHET at this point.
She doesn't want to be on his Beg-Cast and he stalls until she either agrees to come on stream or it "doesn't make sense anymore because X-Mas is over already".

Meh, I think he actually does not feel well, but I don't think it's a full-on cold like he stated (out of the blue). Looks more like him having his usual throat/voice issues as a result of his nasal drip and exaggerating it because of his financial situation/depression (his words) and how he thinks his Beg-a-thon is going (badly), and him not being able to gather the willpower to do a podcast-like stream because he doesn't feel like dealing with annoying questions right now.

I was going through parts of the Minecraft stream, and his voice did sound a tiny bit raspy, but no way in hell he was "pretty much a mute" (http://archive.is/LwBrB) and unable to breathe (http://archive.is/xsKvC) less than 24 hours prior to that stream. No fucking way. If it's really that bad, you at least need a couple of days to recover. Shit like that doesn't magically dissolve to a slightly raspy voice in a matter of hours. His nose also wasn't running/did not sound clogged up or anything like that, and I don't think he blew his nose even once (though I skipped through parts in which he might have done so). One thing's for sure: he wasn't blowing his nose often, as you'd expect from someone having a cold and being "congested" (http://archive.is/hmBzu).

TL;DR I think the combination between his nasal drip and acting like a clown on the internet – which includes shouting at video games quite regularly – to entertain children for 6+ hours a day in an end-of-the-year-you-need-to-pay-my-taxes marathon has gotten the best of his shut-in lifestyle-affected body and mental state.

 

[Phalanx]

Yeah he is not going to stream til Jan 1st at this point; its awfully suspect though like Khet is not there or just refusing to appear at all. We have not seen her since halloween and he could of easily used an old picture of Khet in the instagram picture.
Piggy loves to manipulate the goal posts using old pics etc and his illness is definitely a weird occurrence since he made nothing on yesterdays stream at all like $40 and he made what $100 on the xmas begging stream. cant wait to see the financials

His views are looking to be lower again for a concurrent month too.

 

[Agentsmith]

maybe he is scared the podcast will be a bust. Honestly at this point i think he is saving up for a trip to disney world.

One annoying thing with a Disney Land trip is he could (likely) claim a lot of it as tax deductions - because no doubt he'd film extensively & upload it to his Arch nemesis / income support / archive accomplice YouTube. (I think boggie2998 posted that he'd did this for tax purposes recently)

The normal stimulating travel vlogs that D$P would upload would likely include:

- pre departure
"Ok guys...ah...We are getting ready to take the trip to the airport now... Please follow me on Twitter and Instagram for updates"

- hotel arrival
"So we have arrived in LA and ah... The taxi and hotel screwed us around... But ah... I'll show you the room. This is the bed... And window here"

- Disney Land day trip / lunch special video
"Ok guys we are here! Ack ack ack. So exciting...ah...Look at that! It's ah... Mickey mouse! And... The dog... What's his name? Um it's....Pluto. Pluto the dog Ack ack. We are going to...ah...look at the different places *snort*... Ok ah I am about to eat a corn dog & fries for lunch, and drink my soda. Let me do a close up of the corn dog..."

- hotel night two
"Ok guys we are back in our hotel...so tired...my legs are killing me! We walked all day...ah we will likely stay in and watch a movie and ah... Sort out the magnets Kat bought... Pretty cool"

Rinse and repeat if he does universal studios also.

 

[JamFlowMan]

One annoying thing with a Disney Land trip is he could (likely) claim a lot of it as tax deductions - because no doubt he'd film extensively & upload it to his Arch nemesis / income support / archive accomplice YouTube. (I think boggie2998 posted that he'd did this for tax purposes recently)

The normal stimulating travel vlogs that D$P would upload would likely include:

- pre departure
"Ok guys...ah...We are getting ready to take the trip to the airport now... Please follow me on Twitter and Instagram for updates"

- hotel arrival
"So we have arrived in LA and ah... The taxi and hotel screwed us around... But ah... I'll show you the room. This is the bed... And window here"

- Disney Land day trip / lunch special video
"Ok guys we are here! Ack ack ack. So exciting...ah...Look at that! It's ah... Mickey mouse! And... The dog... What's his name? Um it's....Pluto. Pluto the dog Ack ack. We are going to...ah...look at the different places *snort*... Ok ah I am about to eat a corn dog & fries for lunch, and drink my soda. Let me do a close up of the corn dog..."

- hotel night two
"Ok guys we are back in our hotel...so tired...my legs are killing me! We walked all day...ah we will likely stay in and watch a movie and ah... Sort out the magnets Kat bought... Pretty cool"

Rinse and repeat if he does universal studios also.

There are two ways that vacation could go if it ever happens. It is a vacation based on spite since he always wanted to go with Leanna. Going on the trip will bring up emotions and Phil will either drown in the alcohol of his choosing or go over the top fakesydephil pretending he is having way more fun then he really is. Either way the walks in the sun will be a nightmare since the longest walk he has taken in four years is the bedroom to the garage. A lot of that footage is going to be taken while sitting on benches.

 

[architects]

See this right here is why Dark is such an idiot. This guy apparently has been sick as a dog for what, a week now? It seems to be getting progressively worse with every day and supposedly it is costing him a boatload of money for being sick. You would think he would go to his primary care doctor or a walk-in clinic and get on some antibiotics or something right? Nope. Dave is such a cheap fat fuck that he can not bring himself to take care of his own body. I bet you he does not even own healthcare even though he runs a "Business" that nets over 6 figures a year. I wonder if Khet has been begging his dumbass to go see a doctor and I bet you his response is the same exact response he gave us when Leanna went to the hospital. "NO! *SNORT* IF YOU SEND AN AMBULANCE HERE ILL TELL THEM TO DROP ME OFF ON THE CORNER AND JUST GIVE ME PILLS! OKAY!!!"

Edit: also look at the time of that tweet. Go to fucking BED Dark staying up doesn't help a sick person

You’re assuming he’s actually really sick. It wouldn’t surprise me if a hangover combined with a sore throat felt like the plague to Phil. The guys diva personified.

 

[Raven'sChild]

So I guess my question is how the fuck can dark even get sick? He doesn’t leave the house and doesn’t he always brag about it never getting that cold where he lives? Like it rarely snows? The only way is if he caught a bug from cat
...

Yes, he said that Khet was sick...Two Weeks Ago...and he thinks that he must have caught this cold from her now..two weeks later...because that's how catching a cold works.

 

[Raven'sChild]

I'm not too up on Twitch rules but don't they get pissy if you don't categorize your stream correctly? Is this a way for him to step around that and keep himself in the gamer bucket versus the IRL tag, or whatever it is they have?
...

D$P seems to have a distaste for the IRL category. Toward the end of the Gaming 'marathon', where he decided to stop playing games and sit on his loveseat and talk, a mod changed the stream to IRL. D$P quickly changed this to Podcast. To be honest, it would fit better in 'Just Chatting', but I think D$P would rather die than have his professional stream in either. Podcast sounds professional to him even though he's doing an IRL Vlog and Just Chatting.

 

[Pargon]

D$P seems to have a distaste for the IRL category. Toward the end of the Gaming 'marathon', where he decided to stop playing games and sit on his loveseat and talk, a mod changed the stream to IRL. D$P quickly changed this to Podcast. To be honest, it would fit better in 'Just Chatting', but I think D$P would rather die than have his professional stream in either. Podcast sounds professional to him even though he's doing an IRL Vlog and Just Chatting.

He does seem to nurse a very large hate boner for IRL streamers (Logan Paul I know he's mentioned by name more than once) but he seems to lump that hate in with any other streamers he identifies as popular and therefore detestable. Ninja, PewDiePie, Markiplier, etc.

It's a strange thing for Dave to be a hipster about until you realize he's supremely jealous of their success and wishes they'd go away because he's under the mistaken impression that their ex-viewers would flock to him for some reason.

 

[Schmeckel]

If your kids want to play football, get them into rugby instead. Better on your body.

Better on the body, AND it's really fucking fun. I may or may not have put a couple hell spawn into rugby and they may or may not love the hell out of it.

On topic, though, I am on board with the idea that he got a significant cunchrebushun behind the scenes that included a message of "use this and do something nice for your filly, Phil," and they did just that. They're probably not even due back in the gout palace until this afternoon.

 

[Pargon]

Better on the body, AND it's really fucking fun. I may or may not have put a couple hell spawn into rugby and they may or may not love the hell out of it.

On topic, though, I am on board with the idea that he got a significant cunchrebushun behind the scenes that included a message of "use this and do something nice for your filly, Phil," and they did just that. They're probably not even due back in the gout palace until this afternoon.

I'd be more angry at this notion if I didn't know that Phil is the kind of sad fucker who does and eats exactly the same shit he does when he's at home. Any getaway will be characterized by eating some kind of noodles followed by gin and streaming TV on the internet in a climate controlled room laying on a bed or couch.

You can't avoid wasting money on this man when you donate to him.

 

[DiabeticSP]

If Boogie can take a Disney vacation, Phil can manage.