Containment Random Chris Updates

[Brian Butterfield]

Looks like Chris bounced back well from the Christmas shenanigans. I use the word bounce because his ego seems to be as spongy and bruised as his brain.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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We need to change certain phrases like "anything is possible" to "anything is possible that doesn't break the laws of physics and also is fairly reasonable" for autists like Chris.

 

[I am a nigger]

lol, Chris is using his Night Star Twitter account to follow someone who blocked him on his main account.

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He also liked a bunch of her tweets. Back in September, Lightning Bliss blocked him:

Chris, however, chalked it up to troll interference, and was still complaining over how Lightning Bliss hadn't unblocked him last week.

It's a testament to my naivete that I'm surprised Chris doesn't know how to sock

 

[The Dude]

It's a testament to my naivete that I'm surprised Chris doesn't know how to sock

He's made sock accounts in the past. It's just that it always becomes painfully obvious that its Chris shortly after. His Nightshart account is one example of Chris trying to sock.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He's made sock accounts in the past. It's just that it always becomes painfully obvious that its Chris shortly after. His Nightshart account is one example of Chris trying to sock.

The real Chris camo is that after he makes an obvious sock a bunch of weens start shitting up twitter trying to also be 'socks'

 

[Eugene90]

He's made sock accounts in the past. It's just that it always becomes painfully obvious that its Chris shortly after. His Nightshart account is one example of Chris trying to sock.

I don't even think he cared if the sock puppets are obviously him.

All that it matters is he's getting to someone rather than masking his identity. Deny them as he may, he's really not fooling anyone. Hell he won't even need convincing. He knows deep down he's a shitty liar, but masking his tracks ain't his purpose of making the sock accounts.

 

[.Magichan]

He's made sock accounts in the past. It's just that it always becomes painfully obvious that its Chris shortly after. His Nightshart account is one example of Chris trying to sock.

Who can forget his troll sock alter ego. Jenki Jenkins

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I liked the one where he "hacked" Samantha Thaddeus' email and talked to Jack like he was a jivin' rollin' and trollin' cool guy.

 

[idosometimes]

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I may be alone in this, but I find it interesting that Chris is so in touch with the cartoon world, yet never thinks to ask Fox and Awring if they want to be in the Playstation version of the game. It should be up to the characters, no? He thought to ask Sonic what he thought about the new live action film. He could have done the same thing here.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BScCollateral]

But... Isn't 2019 after the merge?

 

[.Magichan]

But... Isn't 2019 after the merge?

No he gave himself a 20 year window for it to happen.

 

[BScCollateral]

No he gave himself a 20 year window for it to happen.

Sure, but we'll all be sleeping during that time, right?

 

[.Magichan]

Sure, but we'll all be sleeping during that time, right?

It'll be a gradual transformation as those not chosen by our new gods will be vaporied, and distinct forms of agony. Chris makes it a point to specifically say some of us will will go out in an agonizing manner.

 

[BScCollateral]

It'll be a gradual transformation as those not chosen by our new gods will be vaporied, and distinct forms of agony. Chris makes it a point to specifically say some of us will will go out in an agonizing manner.

A handheld device that communicates wirelessly to a global information network and this is what we choose to discuss.

 

[.Magichan]

A handheld device that communicates wirelessly to a global information network and this is what we choose to discuss.

The mind of a madman is as addictive to study as a drug is to consume on the regular.

 

[PT 940]

Since when was Fate a Raichu...Chris himself said that Fate was a Pikachu when he 'found' him at Target.

He gave Fate a thunder stone for Christmas

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

lol, Chris is using his Night Star Twitter account to follow someone who blocked him on his main account.

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He also liked a bunch of her tweets. Back in September, Lightning Bliss blocked him:

Chris, however, chalked it up to troll interference, and was still complaining over how Lightning Bliss hadn't unblocked him last week.

Chris will always get a boot to the neck. That fat pervert

 

[Marvin]

I liked the one where he "hacked" Samantha Thaddeus' email and talked to Jack like he was a jivin' rollin' and trollin' cool guy.

Chris trying to play a part is always the best content because it shows the weird way he views the world. Like Jenkinsjinkies.

 

[fiu0cm]

I just really don't know what this is:

And Chris made another pony character: