Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Guess it's time to clear the air.

It was honestly a mix of being too busy irl, me getting genuinely tired of seeing his tweets every day and people getting way too angry at him here. There's only so much you can say about him at this point that hasn't already been said.

I understand completely. Bob's an easy target if you want to laugh at someone and feel better at yourself. But his song has only two notes- politics and pop culture, played in the key of egomaniac know it all.

His dumb Nintendo and Mahvel worshiping pop culture spergery is marginally more entertaining than his political crap because it isn't lost in the rest of the ORANGE MAN BAD noise.

Unfortunately he's doing less of that and the TDS shit all runs together after a while.

 

[The Nothingness]

Pivoting back to Bob's topic of villains/anti-heroes, did his tepid review of Aquaman cover Black Manta and Orm as "angry/evil you kinda get it" villains as he used for MCU Killmonger and Kylo-Ren?

 

[BubbleButt]

I understand completely. Bob's an easy target if you want to laugh at someone and feel better at yourself. But his song has only two notes- politics and pop culture, played in the key of egomaniac know it all.

His dumb Nintendo and Mahvel worshiping pop culture spergery is marginally more entertaining than his political crap because it isn't lost in the rest of the ORANGE MAN BAD noise.

Unfortunately he's doing less of that and the TDS shit all runs together after a while.

This used to be my favorite thread but it gets old after a while. I'll probably take a break from it until the off-chance it becomes featured for whatever reason.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It was honestly a mix of being too busy irl, me getting genuinely tired of seeing his tweets every day and people getting way too angry at him here. There's only so much you can say about him at this point that hasn't already been said.

I understand completely. Bob's an easy target if you want to laugh at someone and feel better at yourself. But his song has only two notes- politics and pop culture, played in the key of egomaniac know it all.

Let's also face facts. Bob is never going to learn anything or change his attitude. Odds are he will still be same clueless asshole with an ego that dwarfs the Milky Way ten years from now. I've been on this thread for a year an I'm beginning to feel like I'm repeating myself.

 

[Red Hood]

Let's also face facts. Bob is never going to learn anything or change his attitude. Odds are he will still be same clueless asshole with an ego that dwarfs the Milky Way ten years from now. I've been on this thread for a year an I'm beginning to feel like I'm repeating myself.

In some ways, Bob's love of Mario and Marvel reflects his own personality. Morally simplistic, lacking subtlety or innovation. Maybe he likes formulaic entertainment because he himself just can't progress and break out of that box.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Guess it's time to clear the air.

It was honestly a mix of being too busy irl, me getting genuinely tired of seeing his tweets every day and people getting way too angry at him here. There's only so much you can say about him at this point that hasn't already been said.

I'm in your boat. Bob's just gotten so fucking tiresome. It's just the same elitist sperging day in day out. I barely check this thread anymore because it don't matter if I'm on page 1 or on page 1801, it's the same shit. Between that, the rampant a-logging, and constantly explaining to newfags he does in fact believe Trump is the reason we don't have wheat farms on the moon I'm just over it.

 

[Lensherr]

This used to be my favorite thread but it gets old after a while. I'll probably take a break from it until the off-chance it becomes featured for whatever reason.

What would it take for it to become featured though?

 

[BubbleButt]

What would it take for it to become featured though?

Sudden mile wide sinkhole originating from Lynn, MA basement apartment studio?

 

[Rei is shit]

Don't ask me how I did it, but I managed to find a photo of AU bob who actually went through with the house boat purchase.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob's a two fold interesting cow because in his unrelenting hatred for any who disagrees with him and how that affects his work and life.

I mean it's amusing to see him in do mental gymnastics with his Pseudo intellectualism to try and equate the next Marvel movie to the same level as Schindler's List, 2001 Space Odyssey, or Touch of Evil in story, filmmaking, or cultural importance while allowing his politics to influence his reviews and thus making them untrustworthy. Than there is his personal life and watching him everyday rage and rant even when on Vacations with family or celebrating Holidays because of a yokel in Kansas agrees with Trump on Social Media or something.

So while the only impact Bob will make on the world is the crater when his body one Day hits the floor it's fun to watch him waste his life on such meaningless shit from his basement as life passes him by.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

What would it take for it to become featured though?

Losing a leg to diabetes would be good.

 

[Gordon Cole]

What would it take for it to become featured though?

Him dying, getting banned from Twitter or saying/doing something so astronomically stupid that it's impossible for the rest of the site to ignore.

 

[Mola Ram]

It really has been ages since he's done anything entertaining. The last mildly noteworthy thing he did was around Thanksgiving, when he went off on some anti-white diatribe within hours of posting happy smiling photos of his totally whitebread extended family. Before that, I guess it was the photos down in Cancun ... but even those weren't surprising. Of course Bob tweets every waking hour, even when he's at a wedding. He's sitting at over 176,000 tweets; he practically lives on his feed. Before that ... I dunno, "autism blackface?" But even that didn't really go anywhere, because whenever he's confronted by a leftist sempai he folds like a cheap card table.

Basically he's just too predictable to be fun anymore.

What's his review of this movie going to be? Something tendentious and dimwitted with too many 10 cent words he probably doesn't really understand.

What's he going to say about Trump's latest headlines? Something obnoxious and snide.

What's he going to tweet about the midwest or the south today? Something bigoted and outrageous.

Once you see the pattern it's hard to even a-log him. He's not imaginative enough to say anything more absurd than the people he sucks up to online, and he's not enough of a trainwreck to point at and laugh. And finally he's not amusing enough to be worth the relentless negativity he soaks himself in.

 

[Zaryiu]

But non-whites who live in non-urban locales are getting just as screwed by Democrats' pursuit of maintaining their big-city plantations as whites who live in non-urban locales are. Besides, minimum wage laws actually hurt lower-income people if anything, because in forcing employers to pay their workers a certain wage, they in turn lead to price-increases that make goods less affordable. But sure Bob, continue to bury your head in your fat as you dismiss your opponents with claims of racism as an excuse to feel in the right. I'm sure all the peasants will spare you from the guillotine when the inevitable uprising your favored neoliberal policies creates commences.

FTFY

 

[elder god]

1) old = within the last two months apparently
2)Bob’s terrifying future is a future in where the wrong people won, but still looks surprisingly like his superior future.
3) maybe Bob should take his own advise, he could get out of his brothers basement, and do something that isn’t laughably embarrassing.

Moar politisperging “it’s current century guiz”

Some gay furry winning some shitty award is important because reasons

Podcasts bad because they’re more popular

Edit: spelling

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I'm sure most of us are hanging on just to see how this all ends. It might end with his heart exploding, it might end with him being forced out of the SJW community in disgrace. To Bob's credit, I highly doubt it will end with him committing some kind of criminal act like sexual harassment, as he doesn't seem the kind of guy that would do anything more than aggressively hoverhanding a member of the opposite sex. Bob will probably just continue tweetsperging until the heat death of the universe and will never really get any kind of comeuppance for his hateful rhetoric, (beyond that of spending his most precious and productive years tweetsperging in a basement while life in its beauty and glory passes him by.)

Bob will, of course, always stand as an instructive example of what not to do with your life. An example of the kind of personal Hell a narcissist constructs around himself. For that reason alone, I think he's worth studying. Children everywhere should be introduced to this thread and told "If you don't grow up and stop holding grudges against your childhood bullies, this is how you could end up."

 

[Positron]

2)Bob’s terrifying future is a future in where the wrong people won, but still looks surprisingly like his superior future.

Bobby doesn't even find skynet terrifying, as long as he can imagine skynet being created by a pee o'sea female.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bobs enthusiasm for the military junta of starship troopers aside, why the fuck does he think the future'works' in Robocop even in the vaguest sense? It's an evil failing system crumbling into oblivion, the film spells this out on several occasions as the only really effective power structures is an increasingly inept corporation vs an defeated civic goverment who both in turn are waging a losing battle against borderline feral crimminals.

Really fills in the blanks on Bobs superior future that women being hunted in open public area's is a system he thinks works.

 

[Judge Dredd]

At risk of sounding like an SJW, if you're burnt out take some time off. The thread is meant to be entertaining, not something to stress you out and get you frothing at the mouth.

On a related note, comparing Bob to zoosadists is kind of dumb. It's the same logic as people saying Notch and Trump shouldn't use Twitter and should be doing important things. Zoosadists depress and horrify me, Bob is far more entertaining.

Bob is a film and game critic who's knowledge of film is questionable at best and he's absolutely clueless about games that aren't the first party Nintendo games he grew up with. Talking about those things is going to happen. When Bob says Skyrim and Dark Souls are basically the same, that's funny and should be talked about.

It really has been ages since he's done anything entertaining. The last mildly noteworthy thing he did was around Thanksgiving, when he went off on some anti-white diatribe within hours of posting happy smiling photos of his totally whitebread extended family. Before that, I guess it was the photos down in Cancun ... but even those weren't surprising. Of course Bob tweets every waking hour, even when he's at a wedding. He's sitting at over 176,000 tweets; he practically lives on his feed. Before that ... I dunno, "autism blackface?" But even that didn't really go anywhere, because whenever he's confronted by a leftist sempai he folds like a cheap card table.

Basically he's just too predictable to be fun anymore.

What's his review of this movie going to be? Something tendentious and dimwitted with too many 10 cent words he probably doesn't really understand.

What's he going to say about Trump's latest headlines? Something obnoxious and snide.

What's he going to tweet about the midwest or the south today? Something bigoted and outrageous.

Once you see the pattern it's hard to even a-log him. He's not imaginative enough to say anything more absurd than the people he sucks up to online, and he's not enough of a trainwreck to point at and laugh. And finally he's not amusing enough to be worth the relentless negativity he soaks himself in.

There's some entertainment to be had. He's not quite Spoony where his thread is a depressing wasteland where every update could possibly be the last.

We know Bob reads the thread occasionally which has likely curbed his worst tendencies, but the house boat tweet still shows he has some life left in him.

I only watched one episode of the game over thinker or whatever and it was some of the most dumb spergyness I have ever seen. I think it was him in various outfits entering the cap n-world to fight gamergaters or whatever?

The fact that people could find the fortitude to watch his other reviews honestly shocks me.

Believe it or not there was a time where the show was alright. Though the gamergate episode is far from his worst. I'm too lazy to get the links, but a few I recommend are-

1. The Mass Effect 3 videos. 2 videos sperging about a game he's not played, but he's Bob so he knows better than the fans about what the ending should be.
2. The Other M videos. 2 videos of him trying to defend Other M from sexism allegations. This was before Anita Sarkeesian's "everything is sexist" claims. This was "let's take this badass female lead and turn her into a useless waif with daddy issues who will burn herself to death if it means she might get some fleeting approval from a man" that rightly pissed off fans.
3. An entire episode devoted to his Luigi/Daisy ship theory.
4. The anti-thinker plot which starts around the mid 40s in which a dude bro version of Bob takes over the show.
5. Not really a Bob video, but this video response to Bob making fun of Razorfist.
6. The episode where Bob talks about a vision where he has to protect paradise from the dude-bro army led by Gears of War and Master Chief. We later learned from a friend of his that was a real dream Bob had that he considered a religious experience.

 

[BScCollateral]

It's not enough to say Bob is wrong; you have to explain why he is wrong. The sperging on Vegeta was, I think, on point.