DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

Yes, amidst a hundred other reasons why he needs money from his fans. Do you really think he'd be with someone that he'd potentially need to support or bail out at some point?

If she's the first, probably only, person willing to move in so he can post creepy over the shoulder pictures of her to shove the fact he has a girlfriend in every ones face...yes.

 

[Pargon]

https://m.facebook.com/samantha.denton.3954

Found her FB. She doesn’t post much. One post every few months saying how she doesn’t have time post. She also begged about 2 years ago on gofundme.

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I'll admit, two internet beggars is the power couple for the new generation, but she'd have difficulty posting selfies while trying to hide the fact that she's living in a 3/2.5.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

https://m.facebook.com/samantha.denton.3954

Found her FB. She doesn’t post much. One post every few months saying how she doesn’t have time post. She also begged about 2 years ago on gofundme.

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she is fairly hot and has 0 likes on her pictures?? not even on her profile pictures?? all her pics look pixelated to avoid reverse image search too.

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this one is not even the same person

who the fuck has 400x400 pictures on her facebook

pretty sure this is a hawk falcon or some kind of scam atleast

 

[Pargon]

she is fairly hot and has 0 likes on her pictures?? not even on her profile pictures?? all her pics look pixelated too to avoid reverse image search too.

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Looks like she travels alot too, this is her with the obelisk in argentina. who the fuck has 400x400 pictures on her facebook
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pretty sure this is a hawk or some kind of scam atleast

I'd expect this to go nowhere. Phil is properly paranoid and if this is an op then it doesn't have nearly enough autism to get him to drop his defenses.

 

[Sparkletor]

she is fairly hot and has 0 likes on her pictures?? not even on her profile pictures?? all her pics look pixelated too to avoid reverse image search too.

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Looks like she travels alot too, this is her with the obelisk in argentina. who the fuck has 400x400 pictures on her facebook
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pretty sure this is a hawk or some kind of scam atleast

Hawk or falcon?

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Its day 3 without any new khantent and the detractors are foraging for thots to post about. Please come back DSP before we start eating each other.

 

[JackDavis]

Looks like she travels alot too, this is her with the obelisk in argentina.

Not that it matters, but that's the Washington Monument. Has two windows at the top.

 

[Commander Keen]

Its day 3 without any new khantent and the detractors are foraging for thots to post about. Please come back DSP before we start eating each other.

Exactly. I don’t want to have to bother with pirating adobe products to make my own detractor video. I’d get drunk in premier and just go nuts.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

The whole speculation over this is hilarious because Phil is such an unattractive specimen that any girl messaging him for any reason must be some sort of scam. It's only when he reaches out first does it lead to anything interesting.
To dip my foot in the autism pool, the girl is Asian so Phil wouldn't want anything to do with her anyway. Poor form for a detractor to not know this.

 

[Comma]

https://m.facebook.com/samantha.denton.3954

Found her FB. She doesn’t post much. One post every few months saying how she doesn’t have time post. She also begged about 2 years ago on gofundme.

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Wait a minute. Staying at a friend, trying to move and find a place to live? So she's saying she doesn't own two houses at the same time, paying through the nose for two mortgages?

Such an amateur.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

This was something that was brewing in my head the more I learned about him. All of his stories about Past Phil paint him as The Big Dick on Campus when he was in high school (lifted weights, women wanted him, and didn't he supposedly play football?) and some kind of bizarre chimera of Frat Boy and Academic Overachiever in college (the "drank and smoked weed then puked and shat" story). And it's not unheard of for Phil to try and rewrite history.

I think Phil is a noodly-armed faggot dork who is desperate to portray himself as anyone who he perceived as more successful/popular than him growing up. It's also likely that they're the same people who pushed him around, since we know how much he likes to wield the tiny bit of power that he has.

Note 1: I'm discounting one story he's told from his high school years: the "muh depressed, muh psychopharmocological cocktail" one. Reason being is the context under which it was brought up, that being while Phil was pity-trawling. Is it possible that he was telling the truth? Yes. Was it very convenient given that he was hard on the begging (and, as I recall, shielding himself from criticism)? Also yes.

Note 2: liking video games or Dragonball doesn't make you a geek anymore, Phil. You have the most plebian tastes of anyone who's ever picked up a controller. If you wanna be a Chad Bro (or at least act like one because being one...well, that ship has sailed) then you can do that and still stream CoD. You pick up an Altelier title and 100% it at some point, we'll talk about renewing your nerd card.

You're still a faggot, though.

I mother fucking this post.

 

[JackDavis]

To dip my foot in the autism pool, the girl is Asian so Phil wouldn't want anything to do with her anyway. Poor form for a detractor to not know this.

Yeah, DSP hates Asians. Justin Wong, Tokido, Daigo, Kojima, Iwata. He had to put up a "SPECIAL NOTE" to dispel any notion that Leanna could be Asian.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

Yeah, DSP hates Asians. Justin Wong, Tokido, Daigo, Kojima, Iwata. He had to put up a "SPECIAL NOTE" to dispel any notion that Leanna could be Asian.

Don't forget his infamous commentary "Jimmy Chang Wang". Then acts surprised when people call him a racist

 

[Equinox_]

This is something that has been confounding me for awhile. Phil has this ability to lean directly to within 2 millimeters of his pop filter for every single belch he does. There are times where he is completely laid back on the loveseat and in a split second he rockets up to deliver a belch directly into the mic. .but he never, ever accidentally bumps the pop filter or mic with his face.

I often laugh about his pathetic physicality, but he has absolutely mastered this 1 ability where he knows exactly how far to lean-in to deliver snorts and burps directly into the mic with split-second precision timing. It would never have occurred to me that Phil's belching, snorting, and being an unwashed piggy are his personal version of peacocking to make himself appear as a more macho, manly man.

I always wondered what the actual motivation behind this behavior is because it's something he seems to have put a lot of effort into 'being good' at. Now that you've said it, it makes a lot of sense to me that he's doing this to compensate for parts of himself that he feels are lacking or underperforming in the manliness department.

The motivation to do so is simple. The answer is extreme :autism:

But I would also like to know why the hell he does this and why it's basically muscle memory for him at this point.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

The motivation to do so is simple. The answer is extreme :autism:

But I would also like to know why the hell he does this and why it's basically muscle memory for him at this point.

It’s a way to shit on his fanbase and any trolls watching him. I refuse to believe otherwise, we’ve seen he can control his burping and snorting during shill streams, the fact that he so casually does this shit loudly in the mic shows how highly he thinks of the people that pay for him to live, it’s gross

 

[Adamska]

Its day 3 without any new khantent and the detractors are foraging for thots to post about. Please come back DSP before we start eating each other.

Honestly, the realization and reasonable hypothesis behind the reason why Pigroach snorts, belches, and honks was good enough khantent for me. Mainly because the idea this bag of gout ridden slug vomit does this out of a pathetic attempt to look macho is the saddest and most pathetic thing I can think of. If he really does that to try and be a big man, then it just makes him look even more like a faggot, up there with him running away with honest to god fear in his eyes from an eleven year old child or when he scared laughs and ignored Leanna when she was giving him shade on stream.

Besides, you guys can just deep six for a while if there's nothing interesting to talk about; despite my regular shitposting habit I do this myself if I feel I don't have much to say. Hell, might even make the Pig scared if his thread doesn't explode with five pages of 'take that'!

 

[thebonesauce]

I hope he talks to this girl and the first thing he says is, “HERRO! CHICKY CHANG WANG? ACKACKACK anyway you trying to be my soul maid?”

 

[Sparkletor]

Question about the statues. In the email leaks, Phil states that his statues broke when he was "touching them normally". Why would a person be touching $800 statues of comic book characters unless they were playing with them. He sure as fuck wasn't dusting them.

So any of Phil's supporters who might be thinking of sending him a few bucks to save his house just remember, this is the guy who spent tens of thousands of dollars on dolls that he played with and broke.

 

[BallBuster]

Question about the statues. In the email leaks, Phil states that his statues broke when he was "touching them normally". Why would a person be touching $800 statues of comic book characters unless they were playing with them. He sure as fuck wasn't dusting them.

So any of Phil's supporters who might be thinking of sending him a few bucks to save his house just remember, this is the guy who spent tens of thousands of dollars on dolls that he played with and broke.

Ehh those aren’t the kind of things you can play with since most good quliaty statues don’t have movable pieces (maybe sans different hands and perhaps a head). Chances are numbnuts dropped them or packed them wrong and broke them during the move. Wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[Sparkletor]

Ehh those aren’t the kind of things you can play with since most good quliaty statues don’t have movable pieces (maybe sans different hands and perhaps a head). Chances are numbnuts dropped them or packed them wrong and broke them during the move. Wouldn’t surprise me.

He specifically said they broke while he was touching them normally. This implies that he would touch them on a regular basis. I bet he was playing with $800 statues like they were G.I. Joes.