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champthom said:
Crazy thought - what if Chris is trying to sell his sperm because he's planning on eventually making a full transition to being a woman? Some have argued that Chris is doing this because it's his only chance of reproducing, but maybe he's doing it because he knows that he eventually won't not because no woman would want to but because he'll be physically unable to because he'll have a vagina.

Occam's razor would suggest though he just wants to get paid for jacking off.
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I think he wants to support lesbianism. If he would get paid for it, then he would use it to buy more legos so that does make sense.
 
champthom said:
Crazy thought - what if Chris is trying to sell his sperm because he's planning on eventually making a full transition to being a woman? Some have argued that Chris is doing this because it's his only chance of reproducing, but maybe he's doing it because he knows that he eventually won't not because no woman would want to but because he'll be physically unable to because he'll have a vagina.
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That's like 99% of it.
champthom said:
Occam's razor would suggest though he just wants to get paid for jacking off.
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That's a bonus to the situation that Chris really likes.
Stud2Stud said:
If that's the case it would be very interesting to see what his exact plan is. The surgery is incredibly expensive and there simply is no way Chris could ever pass the requirements, neither the mental nor the physical ones. We know that, but does Chris? If so, does he even care? Chris isn't known to tackle such issues in the most -let's say- reasonable of ways...

But my theory is, this is some sort of Crystal related contingency plan.
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No, Chris doesn't know that.
Abethedemon said:
I think he wants to support lesbianism. If he would get paid for it, then he would use it to buy more legos so that does make sense.
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Chris does want to support lesbianism in this venture, yeah.
 
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I think his beliefs about it are probably closest to a weird version of karma. You wrong him, you get your comeuppance. The curse-ye-ha-me-ha's are just a concrete way for him to express that.
 
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He made some vague threats to a poster who disputed him on eBay about that Michael Snyder tried the same and it didn't work out that well for him, but he hasn't any explicitly said that he believes that his Curse-ye-ha-me-ha worked on him.

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Marvin said:
No, Chris doesn't know that.
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So I guess his idea of getting a sex change is to waddle up to the doctor, tell him he wants it done and a week later he magically has a soulgina?
Chris certainly is a person that isn't held up by the small details of a problem, he only ever sees the larger picture as a whole.
At least South Park taught him he can't have babies after a sex-change.
 
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Altissimo said:
In a Kacey call he indicated he did, in fact, give blood, and started talking blood types with Kacey.
Speaking as a several-time blood donor there's nothing that would disqualify him because of his sedentary lifestyle - except now, now that he's fucked a hooker.
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That would disqualify him from donating plasma as well. So would a high heart rate.When screened, if a person has a resting heart rate at or over 100 bpm they would be told to go sit in the lobby and have a drink of water to lower it. You're then called back after about fifteen minutes and screened again. If you fail again you're deferred for the day. Considering Chris' steady diet of junkfood, his lack of exercise, and his medical history I doubt he'd ever be accepted.
 
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Coldgrip said:
That would disqualify him from donating plasma as well. So would a high heart rate.When screened, if a person has a resting heart rate at or over 100 bpm they would be told to go sit in the lobby and have a drink of water to lower it. You're then called back after about fifteen minutes and screened again. If you fail again you're deferred for the day. Considering Chris' steady diet of junkfood, his lack of exercise, and his medical history I doubt he'd ever be accepted.
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Lord knows that's how I screwed my chance with a plasma center 15 years ago, and because of that, I can't sell my plasma for the next 40 years (despite the former plasma center closing down, the records bother to be transferred to other places in the vicinity), I'm still OK with the Red Cross, I give platelets/plasma when I can.
 
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Picklechu said:
How things have changed.

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People say Sammy was the most accurate self-portrait Chris ever drew, but I think panel four of this page really captures his doughy, arm-flapping fury. Also: win a girl's heart by repeating her dad's catchphrase.
 
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asperhes said:
He went to Australia to rape Panda Halo. Then they got married and raised the rape child and lived happily ever after. Geez, doesn't anyone read the CWCki?
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No. Not even a little bit. Keeping the questions to this board is a nice improvement, though. Usually they just get dumped in Discussion threads.
 
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