Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[The I Scream Man]

Not interesting or current enough to merit its own thread really, but here's a conversation between Chris and somebody else at the time of the trash burning or whatever it was near his house.

http://pastebin.com/8TeYeuZ9

Good content. Basically confirming what Marvin's been saying: that your average ween isn't going to even register on his radar anymore. I suppose thats a good thing, given how low quality most weening is.

 

[Trilby]

Good content. Basically confirming what Marvin's been saying: that your average ween isn't going to even register on his radar anymore. I suppose thats a good thing, given how low quality most weening is.

Because life is DAMNED HARD on it's own.

 

[Luz Noceda]

I feel like William Elliott Waterman is a troll.

 

[Marvin]

I feel like William Elliott Waterman is a troll.

What do you mean?

 

[Luz Noceda]

What do you mean?

A admin in Keep Sonic Original.

 

[Marvin]

A admin in Keep Sonic Original.

He's Anna's cousin. He's not really a troll.

 

[Ravenor]

He's Anna's cousin. He's not really a troll.

Really?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Not interesting or current enough to merit its own thread really, but here's a conversation between Chris and somebody else at the time of the trash burning or whatever it was near his house.

http://pastebin.com/8TeYeuZ9

*Ahem*, you missed a spot when you censored the names.

Really?

Yes, he is. Waterman is just a dumbass -he "helps" Chris, because it lets him feel good about himself, and (occasionally) mocks Chris because it lets him feel good about himself.

 

[Ravenor]

*Ahem*, you missed a spot when you censored the names.


Yes, he is. Waterman is just a dumbass -he "helps" Chris, because it lets him feel good about himself, and (occasionally) mocks Chris because it lets him feel good about himself.

Damn Virginia breads some fine lolcows....

As for Helping Chris, he isn't we all see that but just like Chris is a obstinate SOB.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I have to admit I now kinda understand Chris's hate for Blue-armed Sonic. I know now what it is like to feel deep disgust for a popular entertainment product.

Thing is, I was browsing a bookstore randomly, when my gaze fell upon what turned out to be a volume of classic Duck comics. Yes, "Duck" as in Carl Barks/Don Rosa. "Nifty!", I thought. "I've always loved these!" On the cover there was a blurb anouncing that the book contained a TRUE and HONEST city map of Duckburg. I opened the volume and took out the map.

And then it jumped into my eyes.

ON THIS MAP THERE WAS THE HOUSE OF MICKY MOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO THE ABODE OF DONALD DUCK!!!!

Hello guys??? Anyone there? Micky doesn't live in Duckburg. Depending on your school of thought he either resides in neighbour city called Mouseton or in an entirely different universe. Have you ever seen mice and fowl appear in the same Disney comic panel?!

BTW Micky is a very dumb character, he comes nowhere near the characterisation of the ducks. He's basically like a Hex-Bawx with ears.

So, I want this monstrosity stopped. I... I... will bring in the Offical Duck Fan Club. I will bring in the NATO. I will bring in EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER!!!!

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

*Ahem*, you missed a spot when you censored the names.

I'm not the original sauce on that conversation, I just found it lurking the wild wild webs.

 

[Evil_Man]

Who gave Chris all that false information about Jack Thaddeus, Thorg, Surfshack Tito, Alec Benson Leary and BlueSpike?

 

[nad7155]

Not interesting or current enough to merit its own thread really, but here's a conversation between Chris and somebody else at the time of the trash burning or whatever it was near his house.

http://pastebin.com/8TeYeuZ9

I have to give Chris at least a semi-kudos for "getting it".

 

[Picklechu]

How things have changed.

Spoiler: Yesterday's Gross Mislabelings, Today's Ideal

 

[CWC Tok]

How things have changed.

Spoiler: Yesterday's Gross Mislabelings, Today's Ideal

Getting a good laugh out of the implicit assumption here that--even in OPL's Mary Sue comic book--bad rumors about Christian had already spread to Rhode Island.

 

[normankrasner]

Would anyone accept Chris as a blood or plasma donor?

 

[Silver]

Would anyone accept Chris as a blood or plasma donor?

In a Kacey call he indicated he did, in fact, give blood, and started talking blood types with Kacey.
Speaking as a several-time blood donor there's nothing that would disqualify him because of his sedentary lifestyle - except now, now that he's fucked a hooker.

 

[Stud2Stud]

In a Kacey call he indicated he did, in fact, give blood, and started talking blood types with Kacey.
Speaking as a several-time blood donor there's nothing that would disqualify him because of his sedentary lifestyle - except now, now that he's fucked a hooker.

So there's a chance somewhere some homosexual might have gotten Chris' blood during a surgery and woke up straight?

 

[champthom]

Crazy thought - what if Chris is trying to sell his sperm because he's planning on eventually making a full transition to being a woman? Some have argued that Chris is doing this because it's his only chance of reproducing, but maybe he's doing it because he knows that he eventually won't not because no woman would want to but because he'll be physically unable to because he'll have a vagina.

Occam's razor would suggest though he just wants to get paid for jacking off.

 

[Stud2Stud]

If that's the case it would be very interesting to see what his exact plan is. The surgery is incredibly expensive and there simply is no way Chris could ever pass the requirements, neither the mental nor the physical ones. We know that, but does Chris? If so, does he even care? Chris isn't known to tackle such issues in the most -let's say- reasonable of ways...

But my theory is, this is some sort of Crystal related contingency plan.