“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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A disappointment to my family
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Potato Chips
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Chris has LONG been classified as an Electric/Psychotic type.
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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Chris has LONG been classified as an Electric/Psychotic type.
The one that is the most valid is non-fuckable.
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Another Discord cap leaked on /cow/. Chris talks about his meditation session and his third eye powers manifesting. Also talks about his newest MLP OC Lightning Quartz.
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Another Discord cap leaked on /cow/. Chris talks about his meditation session and his third eye powers manifesting. Also talks about his newest MLP OC Lightning Quartz.
Seems like we're getting an influx of either text messages, or Discord messages.
I bet the pony shit is brazillian because of fucking Captain Planet.
And here I thought we'd be protected from the merge.
the voonerable spot
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"My head felt large with wisdom" no Chris that's just your skull
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jesus christ lukas is fucking ugly. melted elliot rodger lookin ass
Fulltime revolutionary. Drinks death like water.
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Well we can start by ruling out "normal", right off the bat. Until they come up with something like a "diabetic"/"rctarded" type pokemon, i guess we're stuck with "fairy", maybe with a "/grass" given his recent behaviour.
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Another Discord cap leaked on /cow/. Chris talks about his meditation session and his third eye powers manifesting. Also talks about his newest MLP OC Lightning Quartz.
Is he saying his tiara comes out of his head like in Sailor Moon's transformation sequence?
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Of course his new OC has 'the greatest powers'. What's the point of an OC if they aren't the bestest and mostest powerfullest?
Who's he talking to in Discord that's leaking these chats, do we know? Tts?
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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All of his OC's should have a battle royale deathmatch to see who is the Greatest, Most Powerful Ever.
- Sonichu (Prime)
- Chris-Chan Sonichu
- Night Star
- Or Lightning Quartz.
I know you like my dip.
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Definitely Fire/Fairy, since he's a flaming faggot.
Inspired by Chris, I did a 'what pokemon type are you' quiz and apparently I'm an electric/dark type pokemon.
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and his third brown-eye power
FTFY
Chris' shitty new character:
The Oldest Newfag
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If Chris became more brave and focused on the task ahead, he might've been married to a real person by now.
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If Chris became more brave and focused on the task ahead, he might've been married to a real person by now.
Even if he wasn't autistic, he'd still have to groom women with the fact that he's a 30 something on welfare.
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