Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Is clinical depression a symptom of diabeetus? It would explain a lot.

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Stock Photo James said:
Yes it can lead to depression. But I don't think that's depression, it's just Blob realizing what a dead end career he picked and/or feeling entitled to more than he deserves producing shitty videogame and superhero movie videos.
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Bob has "dumbpression", similar to DarkSydePhil. It's like depression, just with none of the symptoms or medical treatments.
If he really had clinical depression (like say, Spoony) he'd be unable to produce content (like say, Spoony).
Bob is just sad because he's dumb.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Is clinical depression a symptom of diabeetus? It would explain a lot.

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Stock Photo James said:
Yes it can lead to depression. But I don't think that's depression, it's just Blob realizing what a dead end career he picked and/or feeling entitled to more than he deserves producing shitty videogame and superhero movie videos.
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Should have picked a field that wasn't a dead end. Despite his bravado, he's just a sad man.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Bob has "dumbpression", similar to DarkSydePhil. It's like depression, just with none of the symptoms or medical treatments.
If he really had clinical depression (like say, Spoony) he'd be unable to produce content (like say, Spoony).
Bob is just sad because he's dumb.
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Here I was thinking that he finally had a breakthrough and that we were on the path to beginning to make progress with him.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Is clinical depression a symptom of diabeetus? It would explain a lot.

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Blobb talking about the superior future he imagined he would have but is instead living in a basement with diabetes/obesity.

Blobb has an inflated sense of self worth that clashes with his reality hence why he’s always so pissed off.
 
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I'M TOUGH!
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Advocating for the disfranchisement and for violence to occur against legal citizens based on their race, income range and political opinions isn't genocide. Being against criminal behavior is.
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Sperging about Black Panther.
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If you thought his Thanksgiving dish was bad, we now get to see what he buys for his family members during the holidays.
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Late posting this but...
Bob sperging out as usual that no one giving a shit about Tomb Raider anymore because gamers are "man haters" and Lara has developed as a strong independent woman or some bullshit.
 
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Sperging about Black Panther.
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Is Bob abandoning all pretense and actually straight up saying "just give the award to the black movie?"

Is Bob assuming that everyone running the awards has the same mindset as him where the decision rests entirely on skin color of the main characters?

Is Bob assuming that no movie with a black lead has ever won best picture before?

Is Bob claiming that Black Panther being a Marvel film harmed it?!
 
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It's just Blob grasping at straws, trying to claim that his opinion is actually the correct one.

As to his depression, he likely knows in his heart that he was wrong all along about the superior future, as well as everything else in his life. But as usual, he's too stubborn to admit it, so he just spends every day resenting his decisions but refusing to admit that he was wrong. He's suddenly realizing that he's almost middle aged and he's still a failure living in his parents basement, with nothing to his name but some of the worst books ever written. And yes, the beetus probably isn't helping.
 
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take this shitty low-effort meme i threw together before bed, because ffs ive put it off for too long and bob keeps bringing it up so I might as well do it.
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Betcha ten bucks Bob couldn't give you the names of 10 black people he even vaguely knows if you asked him in person and took his phone away from him.

But nah, he's totally being genuine in his dick-riding of POC people and isn't just trying to take advantage of sympathy for pity-bux. I totally think he's got any scruples to his name in this regard.

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It's just Blob grasping at straws, trying to claim that his opinion is actually the correct one.

As to his depression, he likely knows in his heart that he was wrong all along about the superior future, as well as everything else in his life. But as usual, he's too stubborn to admit it, so he just spends every day resenting his decisions but refusing to admit that he was wrong. He's suddenly realizing that he's almost middle aged and he's still a failure living in his parents basement, with nothing to his name but some of the worst books ever written. And yes, the beetus probably isn't helping.
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Isn't Blob making 3000 dollars a month on Hipster Welfare plus receiving money from other gigs? Holy Shit, how can he be depressed? He's probably pulling in around 45K a year despite having a complete lack of expertise in his chosen fields! AND he splits rent and utilities. If I had that AND a rabid online fan base that irrationally defended me from all who dared besmirch my name, you can bet I'd be feeling pretty grateful.

But I guess if you feel entitled to live in a castle on the moon surrounded by wheat, you'd have trouble feeling gratitude about anything...
 
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On a practical level Bob actually lives an okay life, he's effectively turned a hobby into a living. He has at least some healthy relationships, has genuine peers and plenty or oppertunity for self improvement.

Bobs problems are all located with Bob. He's awkward, petulant, self-indulgant and no where near as smart as he thinks. External issues like us and his beatus are a byproduct of his own inability to show some restraint. Like Dobson his depression isnt chemical-it's enviromental. He's sad because he's dumb.
 
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