Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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Let me get this straight. Does Jake really consider gamergate a "terrorist organisation responsible for multiple mass murders"?
No wonder he always has to be so vague in his tweets, if he ever came out clearly and said what he meant he'd be laughed off the internet.

Yes. Yes he does, and he's explicitly said so before.

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http://whitehatmag.com/editions/2017-winter/really-stop-ignoring-terrorists-4chan/
 
I was hoping for more entertaining Christmas Day tweets, here's to hoping New Year's Eve/Day are more fruitful :drink:

Because his grandma’s dying he’s been left alone in his attic to tweet to his hearts content. If grandma survives this stroke and gets moved in the house then you can expect suicide prevention cat to be back in action.
 
Because his grandma’s dying he’s been left alone in his attic to tweet to his hearts content. If grandma survives this stroke and gets moved in the house then you can expect suicide prevention cat to be back in action.

yeah funny how such a scary situation 'involving 911' that left him shaking for hours warrants no further discussion on his part among myriad spergings on "gamergate", movement that has had zero importance for years.
 
Jake's extrapolations are getting more horrifying as time goes on. Just look at how terrifying and in-detail his "everyone I don't like is a pedophile" fantasies are getting.

He keeps adding things onto it to make it sound worse, on top of things that were still slanderous (but less insane) and already disproven. This fucking gnome seriously has no idea how overboard he's going. Or if he has, he's decided he's already kicked out of 99% of social circles and it just doesn't matter now.

But legit the more he goes into detail about the made up reasons people he hates are pedophiles, the more he himself sounds like a pedo creep.
I think it’s because he gets diminishing returns. A bit of sensationalism got him some attention, but people got bored. So he cranked it up, got a bit more attention, until people got bored again. He kept going and now we have this situation where everyone who is not 100% pro-Jake is a pedo Nazi terrorist, and everyone whose ideological purity is threatened is just a few tweets away from turning into Pedo-Hitler.

It would absolutely blow his mind to realise that most people don’t give a shit about Twitter drama.
 
More holiday-time sadness from Jake about lost "friends" and family.


You can't really argue with his last point but the rest of it is just his usual shit about people "abandoning" him and it still doesn't even cross his mind that some of his behavior could have something to do with it. What's more: he really seems to think people need to come to him for some reason. Like he's just waiting for his relatives to call instead of picking up the phone and calling them if he's so desperate to catch up.

And who are those mysterious co-workers of the guy who's never really had a job? I'm guessing it's his CON buddies or people from that RPG site he wrote for again.

And how did Suicide Prevention Cat save Jake from the noose? Did it jump up and chew threw it? That's one hell of a cat.
 
You can't really argue with his last point but the rest of it is just his usual shit about people "abandoning" him and it still doesn't even cross his mind that some of his behavior could have something to do with it. What's more: he really seems to think people need to come to him for some reason. Like he's just waiting for his relatives to call instead of picking up the phone and calling them if he's so desperate to catch up.

Jake is stuck in the mindset of a toddler. Everything is everyone else's fault. His family (both his real one and the CON one) abandoned him for "some vague reasons" and has nothing to do with his behaviour. If they want to mend fences, they need to do all the emotional effort. Things he wants should be free on the taxpayer's dime. Too lazy to get a job. Stays up all night and sleeps until the afternoon. Wastes time online spewing nonsense and passes it off as essential reading. Expects mommy to give him free housing and tendies. Getting something simple done - like an email - practically requires Jake to have someone do it for him.

In Jake's mind, he is a perfect and pretty animu princess, and the world knows this; therefore it plots to keep him from the high paying job in gaming he so richly deserves, as well as the love and attention of Chelsea that he is entitled to.
 
More holiday-time sadness from Jake about lost "friends" and family.


You can't really argue with his last point but the rest of it is just his usual shit about people "abandoning" him and it still doesn't even cross his mind that some of his behavior could have something to do with it. What's more: he really seems to think people need to come to him for some reason. Like he's just waiting for his relatives to call instead of picking up the phone and calling them if he's so desperate to catch up.

And who are those mysterious co-workers of the guy who's never really had a job? I'm guessing it's his CON buddies or people from that RPG site he wrote for again.

And how did Suicide Prevention Cat save Jake from the noose? Did it jump up and chew threw it? That's one hell of a cat.

See if he couldn’t claim he was trans all but the most looney BPD cases would read this and realize Jake is the obvious source of all of these problems.

Jake’s family is ignoring him because he’s a fat lazy mooch leeching off of his kind hearted mother. The most despised people in families aren’t usually despised for how they treat or abuse another much loved and cherished family member. Everyone hates Uncle Pete, not because of shit he’s done to them personally, but because he beats and abuses sweet Aunt Märtha.

Families give a lot of leeway to kids in their 20s trying to find their place in the world. The patience starts wanting as 30 draws closer esp if there’s no progress. After 30 most families are just fed up with a kid being a lazy mooch and stop pretending otherwise even during the holidays.

If Jake’s family has been told he’s trans they simply view it as yet another in a very long line of excuses he uses to be a middle aged NEET burden on his mom.

I also love Jake’s faux-nostalgia for his charming Victorian age Christmases of the past. Sure the kid who was obbsessed with video games from childhood totally loved getting charming handmade gifts. What bullshit. Jake’s idea of poor comes from living among millionaires in Ninantic. All the photos of the past decade show a family living comfortably and enjoying themselves with good food and wine. Jake is just the turd in their punch bowl.

I think what really stings is that Jake’s cousins he grew up with (and probably the only friends he ever had) no longer tolerate his BS either. They’ve all grown up and built lives, yet Jake remains stewing in his own juices demanding pity. I’m sure they viewed his trans BS as just another sorry excuse for being a lazy POS.
 
I also love Jake’s faux-nostalgia for his charming Victorian age Christmases of the past. Sure the kid who was obbsessed with video games from childhood totally loved getting charming handmade gifts. What bullshit. Jake’s idea of poor comes from living among millionaires in Ninantic. All the photos of the past decade show a family living comfortably and enjoying themselves with good food and wine. Jake is just the turd in their punch bowl.

That was my favorite part of his whole sadboy, pity essay. The fact that he expects anyone to believe that he and his family lived this dirt poor existence where they sat around and exchanged homemade gifts and old paperback novels. He's so out of touch with the way regular people actually live that he can't even tell a good lie about being poor. Instead, he makes up this whole pitiful, Dickensian Christmas experience.

Jake, even the working class poor can manage to save a few bucks and buy each other gifts.
 
That was my favorite part of his whole sadboy, pity essay. The fact that he expects anyone to believe that he and his family lived this dirt poor existence where they sat around and exchanged homemade gifts and old paperback novels. He's so out of touch with the way regular people actually live that he can't even tell a good lie about being poor so he makes up this whole Dickensian Christmas experience.

Jake, even the working class poor can manage to save a few bucks and buy each other gifts.

I bet it would really chap his moms ass to read that BS. She is the type that would love handmade gift exchanges, but she had a son obsessed with video games and D&D. I have zero doubt she scrimped and saved to give Janet-poo his coveted game system or games on quite a few Christmases because anything else would have resulted in mad, pouty brat for weeks.

She wishes she had a son that would have appreciated handmade gifts. To read him pretending otherwise on twitter for pity from strangers, while her mother is dying, would probably enrage her.
 
See if he couldn’t claim he was trans all but the most looney BPD cases would read this and realize Jake is the obvious source of all of these problems.

"And it's worth noting that in both these cases, nothing about me has changed. I'm still the same person I've always been."

That's Jake's quote where he blames coming out as why his family doesn't want to talk to him, not realising how it reveals the truth within his delusional rewriting of history. It's because he hasn't changed. He hasn't grown up even a little; if anything he's regressed, becoming more and more childlike as he's gotten older. Behaviour that's tolerated when you're a kid doesn't look good on a fat man of his age, and as per usual he blames it all on being trans rather than that he's a horrible person who adamantly refuses to try and better himself.

Honestly, it's amazing how clearly he articulates exactly how he's the problem in all his relationships, without ever understanding that he's the problem in all his relationships.
 
"And it's worth noting that in both these cases, nothing about me has changed. I'm still the same person I've always been."

That's another think that sticks out. Jake's mother seems really liberal and it looks like his family is too. If he would even do as much as much as Dave/Danielle fuckin' Muscato and shave his beard down to stubble and wear hideous dresses, he might get some sympathy. As a crazy person, if not quite a trans one. But by his own admission, nothing has changed. He didn't tell anyone to call him "Violet", he didn't insist on his pronouns. He just declared his bearded self a woman, which has got to play out much worse in real life than it does on the Internet.
 
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