I don't think we're going to get much of a blow up out of him after this. He'll just say it DID happen and "Ya'll just cant see them like I can cause my third eye is open." and continue to tongue and hump the air
I can only picture that hypnogerms episode of ATHF where Shake was dreaming about putting on a fabulous show for a large audience of filing cabinets but in reality he was covered in garbage, standing in the middle of a busy road, trying to get run over.
Yes, Chris' dreams are still on track to be shattered. As long we dont have another psychopathic friend come out of the woodwork and make him suck his own dick to start the merge.
Well, I don't know about you, but this terrifyingly muscular pink furry humanoid has appeared in my living room and demanded that I suck her frankly colossal dick.
Well, I don't know about you, but this terrifyingly muscular pink furry humanoid has appeared in my living room and demanded that I suck her frankly colossal dick.
Well, I guess I'm gonna go create some marysure OP version of myself so in case the merge does happen I can save myself from a super-powered Nick Bates and his Coffee Crew.
I don't think we're going to get much of a blow up out of him after this. He'll just say it DID happen and "Ya'll just cant see them like I can cause my third eye is open." and continue to tongue and hump the air
He could get away with saying half the population of the world did die or turn to glitter or whatever but it was all back water Chinese and Indian villages. Probably works out proportion wise.
I'm not saying the merge is happening, but there's a bald, old guy in my house, saying that he needs me as a "vessel" to reenact a war or something.
But the merge is just a buncha bullshit... right?
I can't wait to see Chris run outside. "Electric hedgehog power!" And making all these noises. Then when the jerkops show up for calls of a public disturbance, he tries launching electric and psychic attacks. The cop pulls a taser, but our hero isn't scared. They're immune to electricity...until the taser knocks him on his ass and he gets locked up.
The part I'm more curious in..when this just fucking fails... Chris and the money situation. Sure he can claim he has seen all these pokemon esque things. But there's no real CWCVille Coffers. And boy is he in debt.
