Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Blake Bumbleby said:
Sooo when are they getting their own thread?
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Sorry, but CWC is enough in the way of "ostensibly female child-brained clinically insane trainwreck" for me. It also can't be Becky because I've read at least five tweets and there's no way she'd post that much without reminding God and everybody that her nephew died.
 
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Nobody in this thread has said she will get surgery, they're saying she still COULD if she just put in effort, but even if by some goddamn miracle she got the surgery, she would fuck up after it.

It's like all those folks on MSPL who get the surgery and then say they hurt too much to walk, that would be her. There's more reasons for walking with a deathfat than normal folks getting surgery, but more importantly than starting the weightloss, it's the bloodclots that'll get you.

There's only so much conversation that can come from everyone going "LOL FAT SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE", sometimes you gotta speculate to have a conversation that isn't same shit, different thread.
 
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Cinderblock said:
I DO think there's a chance she gets healthy. This is what it has to happen. Next year, she'd have to have a near-death incident. Probably pneumonia. (That's my serious prediction for 2019). IF she manages to recover, she'd have lost a lot of weight.
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Gorl would eat to "get her strength back up" like Tammy Slaton has.
 
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I'm beginning to prefer Chantal's stealth ears - her face is so fat that unless she zooms in on them from the side, you cannot see her ears. AL's ears are disturbing. Once I saw them in this pic I ended up staring at them for several minutes, trying to figure out why they look so weird. Amber's body has reached the stage of fatness wherein all body parts looked at closely appear bizarre and unsettling.
 
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Dog Prom 3D said:
I'm beginning to prefer Chantal's stealth ears - her face is so fat that unless she zooms in on them from the side, you cannot see her ears. AL's ears are disturbing. Once I saw them in this pic I ended up staring at them for several minutes, trying to figure out why they look so weird. Amber's body has reached the stage of fatness wherein all body parts looked at closely appear bizarre and unsettling.
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her ears are like a slaton forehead..fat just traveling to weird places. I thought it was just the heavy earrings stretching her earlobes out but I dunno. Like you said it's hard to figure out so don't think too much into it.
 
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View attachment 628128 Does no one notice she never posts on her weight loss Instagram , yet in her videos she keep saying she’s losing weight , so why aren’t you posting on there.
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Because she isn't losing. She's stated previously that she'd lie if she were gaining weight, and this is exactly what she means by that.

If she were actually losing, she'd be screeching it from the rooftops and posting scale pictures.
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Coincidence that all the take-downs are happening on a day that AL just happens to be up "early?" This was posted around 10 AM her time. View attachment 619211

Also, found this from about a month ago. What kind of psychopath has different types of handwriting?
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That's not actually even considered "hand writing". That is printing. Handwriting has always been cursive writing in my part of the world (Canada).
 
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Because she isn't losing. She's stated previously that she'd lie if she were gaining weight, and this is exactly what she means by that.

If she were actually losing, she'd be screeching it from the rooftops and posting scale pictures.
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not possible. AL’s diet and calorie counting advise since the beginning is to NOT count calories during the holidays. There are too many special dishes and you shouldn’t have to restrict yourself during those times. So say, from Haloween-New Year’s home gurl is enjoying even MORE calorie laden foods at holiday celebrations.

Does anyone honestly seeing her controlling herself and filling up with veggies at these things? She has the self control of an untrained puppy. She’s gained. I’d bed my left leg. I may be curious enough to go back to last years vlogs to see if I can figure out how much she gained from November to Jan. I bet that would be pretty telling. If I do I will edit this and add it.

Eta 10/3/2017 441.8 lbs, 497 lbs 01/02/2018
 
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