Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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nyankosensei said:
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>Does shitty things
>Doesn't take responsibility for her actions
>Ignored every well wisher on her video and feeds the trolls
>Makes bare minimum effort to improve her body or her video editing

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She stopped doing that godawful unicorn emoji at start of her videos because she couldn't work out how to do that on Mac lmao
 
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"If weight loss videos causes negativity, I don't wanna be part of it"

That would mean the death of her channel. But it's a laaah anyway. She's only saying that because she's living high on the hog after vlogma$. She'll be back to exploiting herself the minute her bank account dips below whatever threshhold she has set in her own mind.
 
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It's all a part of Twinkie's plan....Twinks bites and takes out the smaller one, then the smaller one can't bring food to the bigger one. The bigger one gets pissed and kills the smaller one; then the bigger one dies of starvation (after about 8 months or so) Twinkie never said it was a *good* plan.....
 
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I honestly believe she had a food addiction and some form of either BED or compulsive overeating.

With that being said, that doesn't mean she cant still lose weight. Plenty of people who live with these disorders lose weight. Ultimately, it's a choice.

It's hard losing weight, but it's hard being 500lbs. Pick your hard, Amber. She keeps asking for advice (ignoring all she has already gotten)... saying she is desperate. Like people have some magical cure and they are withholding it from her.
There's no magic, no easy route. She just doesn't like any of the answers she has gotten.

Eat a lot less... Move A lot more.
 
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WordNerd007 said:
So any guesses on what happened to Becky leg/foot??
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I still think Becky is going to try and sue the store where she tripped on the pothole. The boot was there all along...right Amber?

Amber: "Becky thought her foot was getting better and they told her she could try to not use her boot but it turns out it's worse and she needs it. She has a physical therapist. "
 
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She’s gained. I’d bed my left leg.
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Just the left? You gotta do better than that if you wanna beat AL, who has both her legs a-bed.

(I seldom notice typos but this one was too perfect!)

Becky's gonna be falling down a lot in the future so she best gear up and prepare for any number of twisted, wrenched, rolled joints. Her center of gravity is fucked due to all the weight in her midsection and how fast she gained it. Her reflexes and response times are shit as well. I'd hate to be on the same road with her because I do not think she can possibly turn her head quickly to make sure it's safe to merge or change lanes. She's so sluggish that by the time she notices an impediment on the road - deer, broken-down car, etc - it's gonna be too late to engage in evasive action and her gut will make it hard to drive defensively.

It's interesting how sick and debilitated Becky is becoming, compared to Amber. There's no one way obesity affects people and we often talk about the factors that determine when AL will finally succumb to her weight. But even taking into account all the different ways fatness can affect people, it's still shocking how fast Becky appears to be going down hill. It would not surprise me to learn she has stress fractures in her feet.
 
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Admitting needing help when her scooter died and admitting she couldn't walk to the examining room from the waiting room has me baffled. She's a simpleton, yet the way her brain works confuses me completely.
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Those are just minor inconveniences. The big deal is she has to fight the blokes off every laboured step of the way. It's hard work having to haul those legs over every guy that's thrown himself prostrate at her trotters.


Being serious, her reasoning comes over so distorted because it's a mirror of her mind. Others have pointed out she's always been big, she has the learned manipulative cunning that serves her sufficiently to get what she wants, and she's developed a host of unhealthy coping mechanisms, like knee-jerk lying to avert censure (dumping cats on Rafe, the "broken" scale and a million other fiascos) and a huge wall of denial - whatever big lies she tells are the comfort lies she also tells herself because gnarly old reality is too much.

I don't think she knows how to be comfortable with the truth. Either it's slip-ups which she then has to own when she's caught bang to rights, or these moments where she is really seeming to tell us something are actually moments where she's testing out the actual truth on herself. Then it's too much and she backs away from it, usually by a cover-up or equating it with drivelling nonsense and it comes over as deceitful or flippant. But you can find the pattern over and over - "I get stuck in the shower" is a big deal and the softening or reducing statement that follows - "I have such a pretty face" isn't for us. It's for her.

And, despite devotimg her entire life to contemplating her own Marianas Trench of a navel, she has absolutely zero idea why she behaves the way she does, so has zero idea how it's seen from outside. She doesn't realise it comes over as mendacious and solipsistic and we can't understand her the way she wants to be understood because she can't be honest with herself . And there you have the fascination for a lot of us.

Tl:biggrin:r she's a stunted immature mess and she needs a fucking therapist.
 
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Some thing is bugging me; the reference to her government job.

Exactly the fuck was this claim? It's balatantly obvious she was never a state or federal employee of any kind, but I'd like details so I can laugh my ass off at this claim.
 
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She worked at a call center that worked with veteran benefits. The company she worked for was a private contractor for the government per se and they were dealing with personal information, but AL acted as if she had to have had government clearance to work this entry level job.

She spent most of her time hiding in the batch room and complaining that the chairs made her back hurt....from sitting all day. Ultimately she quit to spend time with her fur babies which she promptly abandoned for days at a time while she shacked up with her new lover Becky.

ETA it is worth it to find thebvid because the comment section is really entertaining. A former coworker chimes in in the comments, and guess what. AL LIED about a lot and she calls her out there it’s gold. I’ll see if I can find it for you. It’s near the end of the Destiny Era.
 
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