Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[literally low-key]

Admitting needing help when her scooter died and admitting she couldn't walk to the examining room from the waiting room has me baffled. She knows it's shocking, but is she telling us for sympathy? She should know it will garner hate comments. She's a simpleton, yet the way her brain works confuses me completely.

 

[Soda Sink]

Admitting needing help when her scooter died and admitting she couldn't walk to the examining room from the waiting room has me baffled. She knows it's shocking, but is she telling us for sympathy? She should know it will garner hate comments. She's a simpleton, yet the way her brain works confuses me completely.

I think she knows the only reason the majority of her audience watches is because she's a circus act. She wants that youtube money, so she's willing to embarrass herself for it.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Sorry, but CWC is enough in the way of "ostensibly female child-brained clinically insane trainwreck" for me. It also can't be Becky because I've read at least five tweets and there's no way she'd post that much without reminding God and everybody that her nephew died.

What does CWC mean?

 

[Guardsman42]

So day 2 of the supposed weight loss group.

She picked a good time to refuse to upload videos. Now even the internet can't hold her accountable.

 

[ADHD]

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Those filters are not working anymore gurl

Even with filters you can see how fucking greasy and disgusting her hair is.

 

[ghosttown17]

I'm not a fan of the whole "I'll start my diet on January 1st" thing. If you've been pigging out all year long, why would January 1st of (insert year) be different?

 

[Masta]

I'm not a fan of the whole "I'll start my diet on January 1st" thing. If you've been pigging out all year long, why would January 1st of (insert year) be different?

Don’t mock her, she has BiNgE EaTiNG DiSorDeR.

 

[raritycunt]

I'm not a fan of the whole "I'll start my diet on January 1st" thing. If you've been pigging out all year long, why would January 1st of (insert year) be different?

Completely agree. but it IS nice seeing discounts on protein powder and gym clothes for people who are serious about health and fitness.

 

[Malibougie]

It always tickles my funny bone that the Queen of Moderation has a Binge eating disorder. I mean if you think of it, this could write itself. It’s actually comedy gold.

I love it

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Can someoen photoshop those numbers into 600? Or maybe 599.2 because you need 4 numbers and she's always been autistic about tenths of a pound

Maybe flip it sideways and 'shop it into a casket too?

I gotchu fam. Slow day at work and my inspiration has blossomed daintily like a flower, yet fiercely like a monster truck in the nightlife.

Here lies our favorite gorl. At a delicate 599.4 pounds, she never got to fulfill her 786th journey on weight loss, even though her death was an absolute shock after her doctors said she was completely healthy. It must have been all the water weight poisoning her. Like what?? Lesbereal, we didn't see that comin' y'all.

Though she is gone, her spirit lives on in the splendor surrounding her grave site.

She has taken her favorite possessions with her to the afterlife: her journals, her mukbangs, her scootypuff, her Torrid hauls, and beloved Twinkie Storr.

 

[Malibougie]

Amber rambled on about BED, but has said nothing to us indicating she's talked to her doctor about legitimately being diagnosed. What's funny is her "diet" was supposed to start in November with only Thanksgiving as a pig-out day.

her diet was supposed to have started in 2013

 

[literally low-key]

Those folded piles of clothes don't fit her lifestyle.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

her diet was supposed to have started in 2013

In her first video her reason for staring her “weight loss channel”( your funny Amber) was beacuse she saw other YouTubers doing it and it was just so motivating to start one “ . Look we’re we are now 5 years later.

 

[Tammy Larsen]

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The hot wings should be orange chicken, but other than that

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

The hot wings should be orange chicken, but other than that

I googled orange chicken and that's what I got, oops. I can't tell the difference lol

 

[LumpySpace]

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Those filters are not working anymore gurl

What’s with the earlobe on that pic. I know her starting to store fat in her ears has been mentioned before, but that’s just some freaky shit right there.

Ah late

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That's not actually even considered "hand writing". That is printing. Handwriting has always been cursive writing in my part of the world (Canada).

I don't think Amber ever learned cursive. They don't teach it in most U.S. schools anymore.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't think Amber ever learned cursive. They don't teach it in most U.S. schools anymore.

I'm trying to remember if I ever saw her hold a pen or pencil but I bet it looks like a fat toddler holding a rattle while taking a massive shit in their diaper.

 

[Malibougie]

I'm trying to remember if I ever saw her hold a pen or pencil but I bet it looks like a fat toddler holding a rattle while taking a massive shit in their diaper.

If it’s anything like she holds a fork then I would bet that you are correct.

 

[JerkyPirate]

She snapchatted a pic of Becky with a medical boot on. Who is gonna do all the food runs now? Perhaps this will force them to cook at home more... Nah, it's just opening the door for more delivery. Or do you think she's still gonna make Becky drive with that?