Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guardsman42]

She worked at a call center that worked with veteran benefits. The company she worked for was a private contractor for the government per se and they were dealing with personal information, but AL acted as if she had to have had government clearance to work this entry level job.

She spent most of her time hiding in the batch room and complaining that the chairs made her back hurt....from sitting all day. Ultimately she quit to spend time with her fur babies which she promptly abandoned for days at a time while she shacked up with her new lover Becky.

ETA it is worth it to find thebvid because the comment section is really entertaining. A former coworker chimes in in the comments, and guess what. AL LIED about a lot and she calls her out there it’s gold. I’ll see if I can find it for you. It’s near the end of the Destiny Era.

Well at least she quit, I'd hate any vets to deal with her idiocy. I can only imagine how much info she fucked up given her utter shite intellect. How many guys had problems getting their benefits due to her I wonder?

 

[London Raine]

That sentence describes Amber's whole existence.

Kinda like all the school supplies she said she was donating. She said it one time, then we never heard of it again. And we all know how Amber loves to flex. She would have filmed each and every donation.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Kinda like all the school supplies she said she was donating.

That's what I thought was particularly weird about her Venmo history: one of her payments to Destiny was marked "School supplies." Maybe she secretly meant "to Destiny for some member of her family, but nobody else, but technically that's a donation that says it's for school supplies."

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Does anyone who has access to her twitter have her recent tweets/replies? Looks like she’s sassing some hayders again.

 

[Xenomorph]

That's what I thought was particularly weird about her Venmo history: one of her payments to Destiny was marked "School supplies." Maybe she secretly meant "to Destiny for some member of her family, but nobody else, but technically that's a donation that says it's for school supplies."

Nah she was humble bragging about wanting to donate school supplies and I know Dana's family is dirt fucking poor and she has a niece she cares about that is around pre-k range or whatever, I'm sure it was for that.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Poor Amber just can't catch a break.

Sorry if this has been discussed before, but I always figured Amber's frequent stye problems stemmed from her weird reluctance to replace her really old makeup, and overall bad hygiene practices.
That may be the case, but apparently recurring styes are also an indicator of diabetes.

Yet another wacky coincidence for our gorl who definitely does not have diabetes, or even pre-diabetes!

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I'm gonna put my money down that no obesity related health problem takes Big Al out, but rather a car accident will....

So it will actually be a Thumby obesity related problem that kills 'em both.

Even if she dies in a car accident it would still be obesity related because she is too big for a seat belt, and she throws a car off balance with her weight.

 

[Spooky Scary Skeleton]

Does anyone who has access to her twitter have her recent tweets/replies? Looks like she’s sassing some hayders again.

Some recent highlights:

 

[JambledUpWords]

Some recent highlights:

Al’s comment on skinny people is rich coming from her. She has made fun of other people’s weight and is an all-around terrible person. Even if you’re a lard, you can still be a bad person.

 

[Strine]

Amber and Becky bought a second place!?

Oh, she means stye.

 

[John McAfee]

Does anyone who has access to her twitter have her recent tweets/replies? Looks like she’s sassing some hayders again.

I'm not seeing anything of value, but looks like shes gonna eye fuck herself for the foreseeable future still.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

New phone acquired. Also did Becky not have some leg cast recently? Jesus Christ they're really hastening their lives, huh? I am willing to bet they ate out too.

 

[Xenomorph]

New phone acquired. Also did Becky not have some leg cast recently? Jesus Christ they're really hastening their lives, huh? I am willing to bet they ate out too.

Jesus that skin. Looks like the surface of the moon.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I'm not seeing anything of value, but looks like shes gonna eye fuck herself for the foreseeable future still.

Why does he care about the battery live when she has the charger always next to her.

Because she’s bed bound.

 

[8008135]

New phone acquired. Also did Becky not have some leg cast recently? Jesus Christ they're really hastening their lives, huh? I am willing to bet they ate out too.

Looks like Necky finally got so fat she hulked out right through her jeans.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Jesus that skin. Looks like the surface of the moon.

Yikes I just noticed that now.

Edited for clarity.

 

[Tammy Larsen]

She gave up on the upload schedule because it’s overrated and no one does it anymore- definitely not because she’s lazy and can’t stick to anything.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

She gave up on the upload schedule because it’s overrated and no one does it anymore- definitely not because she’s lazy and can’t stick to anything.


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I can’t really tell the difference anymore between the parody account and the real one.

The @mustbepear one makes Amber sound even dumber but Amber has reached that level now.

They’re practically the same now.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Stinky McMoonface

God fucking damn it. It’s too late now to change my username to this.

 

[ADHD]

Skinny people will always feel better than Amber because their bodies aren't supporting the weight of 5 people.