Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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Skinny people will always feel better than Amber because their bodies aren't supporting the weight of 5 people.

lmao their worth is they will live longer than you and have children and do things you cannot like walk, swim, drive a car, have a job, pick up after themselves, be able to fly on a plane, clean themselves, be able to wipe their ass ..fuck off AL.

And you are a bad person AL, you use and hurt people and animals.

This bitch is trying to justify a binge right now in real time.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

This bitch is trying to justify a binge right now in real time.

Well that settles that. She's gonna read that, immediately huff that she doesn't have to JUSTIFY anything to the hayders, and dive face-first into the entire Taco Bell menu.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She gave up on the upload schedule because it’s overrated and no one does it anymore- definitely not because she’s lazy and can’t stick to anything.


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Oh. Nobody does that anymore? Well... guess I'd better go tell 90% of the channels I watch, then. I'm sure they'll be relieved.

 

[Turd Blossom]

She gave up on the upload schedule because it’s overrated and no one does it anymore- definitely not because she’s lazy and can’t stick to anything.


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Jfc. Glad she added that "lol" so we could see how unbothered she is. Good to know Amber has her greasy finger on the pulse of YouTube trends. What a rollercoaster the last few weeks have been:

• 3 weeks ago: announces she has quitted vlogmas for her "mental" and is sthuuuper proud of herself, guys. Our selfless gorl has finally put herself first!
• 2 weeks ago: Expresses her utter shock that people aren't giving her asspats for her brave act of discontinuing Vlogmas, even though it got her SOOO many views, other YouTubers quitted vlogmas too, and poor Victimlynn's job is more "mentally taxing" than being a waiter, cop, doctor or surgeon! But our valiant Amber will press on and announces she'll create a SCHEDULE, so her videos won't be so speriodic. M-W-F videos, eventually increasing to 5 times a week, y'all! It will be such a fun VARIETY: Hauls, mukbangs AND sit-down videos!
• This week: Tells us that she's super proud of herself for following through with her schedule for almost two whole weeks, but she's taking a break from this rigorous schedule because "the new year's coming, I wanna figure my life out" and come back "calm, collected and not be stressed out". Because obviously filming yourself opening Torrid packages and holding the clothes up, shoving food in your piehole and casually pretending that you are losing weight instead of actually standing on a scale is mentally exhausting.

You guys, schedules are soooo 2018! You don't see Shane uploading on M-W-F, so Big Al shouldn't have to do it either! Just waiting for the announcement that she's going to do an in-depth 8-part series on The Cheesecake Factory, then take a couple months off.

Her last few videos have been filled with her boasting about her view counts and the approaching 100k subs. I have a feeling when she finally gets that Silver Play Button she's going to ratchet her cuntiness up by 1000%. This should be fun to watch.

 

[497]

Al’s comment on skinny people is rich coming from her. She has made fun of other people’s weight and is an all-around terrible person. Even if you’re a lard, you can still be a bad person.

I remember there was a video where she talking about eating out in public and how someone someone sitting by them was fatter. Gotta admit that is funny - not many can compete with AL's size now. Now some fat 350 pound Slaton is saying "atleast I'm not that big she has atleast 200+ pounds on me"

There was an old facebook post where she said how some girl wore alot of makeup and she wears alot of makeup but she looks good. Then there was another post it's not her fault all these girl's boyfriends want her - she is a lesbian she doesn't even like the D.

 

[Tammy Larsen]

Of all the ideas people were responding with, this is the one she retweets. Buy something for YOURSELF to thank your subscribers?

This bitch really is turning into a parody of herself.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

“I’d never do that”

 

[JambledUpWords]

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“I’d never do that”

She has zero self-awareness. She has filmed herself tearing others down (mainly Becky).

 

[Queen Kimberly]

As if this isn’t the same girl who made false rape accusations in front of thousands of people for the sole purpose of tearing down her ex...

 

[Twinkie]

I don't care if she was doing a giveaway of fucking diamond jewelry. I would not want to touch anything she has touched. She's that fucking dirty.

 

[Dozaemon]

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“I’d never do that”

Whatever happened to “tear people up”?

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

She worked at a call center that worked with veteran benefits. The company she worked for was a private contractor for the government per se and they were dealing with personal information, but AL acted as if she had to have had government clearance to work this entry level job.

Amber said she had a government job. Are you doubting the word of someone who now works at Google?

 

[Tear People Up]

Whatever happened to “tear people up”?

I’m here!

 

[meangorl666]

I remember there was a video where she talking about eating out in public and how someone someone sitting by them was fatter. Gotta admit that is funny - not many can compete with AL's size now. Now some fat 350 pound Slaton is saying "atleast I'm not that big she has atleast 200+ pounds on me"

There was an old facebook post where she said how some girl wore alot of makeup and she wears alot of makeup but she looks good. Then there was another post it's not her fault all these girl's boyfriends want her - she is a lesbian she doesn't even like the D.

what a humble gorl

 

[marjoram]

"Quit", HA. Big Al was fired. I'm guessing for general incompetence, general stench, and generally hiding in the bathroom.

She's certainly lazy enough to quit after a couple of months to exchange the horribly painful sitting for 10 hours at work for the much more comfortable sitting for 24 hours at home but I choose to believe her co-worker.

 

[ricecake]

I guarantee Amber has body dysmorphia and doesn't realize how fucking huge she is. She probably sees Slaton size people in public and thinks they are bigger than her. Most people as huge as Amber are completely housebound and the only reason she is not is because she is still so young. Give it ten years.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Give it ten years.

In ten years, her ashes will already have been spread by the wind.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Most people as huge as Amber are completely housebound and the only reason she is not is because she is still so young. Give it ten years.

We might not have to wait that long, my friends. She just went live recently and sassed a concerned citizen with an "if you don't like it don't watch it" when she was asked about why she keeps putting out sit down videos. She is totally owning up to the fact that her mobility has been seriously set back the last few months, and that she can hardly do anything more than do sit down videos.

 

[Lackadaisy]

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“I’d never do that”

Did anyone else notice that the asker's name is literally "Lia R"?

 

[Dovahshit]

cant wait till she starts doing Weight Watchers again