DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Re: android_x, seems pretty clear to me that it's a deep-cover troll. I mean, the whole "you're a test case for people streaming when they're 50" is mocking Phil and saying that he'll never be able to retire from streaming b/c he's (allegedly) just barely making ends meet and has a shitload of debt that he's only just staying ahead of.

 

[Haunter]

Responses to @flatsoda's latest post

Spoiler: My Wordy Bullshit

"There's no way to charge this back! It would be one thing if it was tipped, or something via Paypal, where there's a six month time where you can, like, dispute it.

Is this the first time he's revealed the period Paypal donations can still be charged back? Last week, @Sphadilcastro posted a link here of WingOfRedemption saying, "You never spend the money people donate to you until about three months after you get it. Cuz people can charge back for six months." Notable, since we've never known exact numbers.

"That is absolutely incorrect! IN FACT, I'm not even close yet!

"It's like I said, I don't know! I don't even know how to figure that out! I won't know, until I get paid in February! Then, I'll know for sure what it was! Uhm. I don't even know where that breaks down, or whatever! *LEG SLAP* So. Uh. But, that sounds, that sounds about right. Okay? It does. Honestly. That sounds about right. *LEG SLAP* The problem is, I don't actually know what I owe. *LEG SLAP* So."

"Bentboxer, you don't- NUMBER ONE, you don't even know what you're talking about! And, NUMBER TWO, you don't even know how to do BASIC MATH!

"That is absolutely incorrect! - "I don't know! I don't even know how to figure that out!" - "You don't even know how to do BASIC MATH!" He is all over the place.

All my emails are public!

Does this make sense to anyone, or am I missing something?

[2019-01-02 20:33:00 PST] beskhu: @darksydephil Would you consider allowing someone into your Minecraft world to act as a servant for mundane tasks?

"As a what? Uhm. No, Morgan, I would not accept someone into my Minecraft server to act as my servant for mundane tasks. What THE SHIT are you talking about?!"

Earlier, Phil read off the message accompanying a $1 donation sent by "Morgan". Did he accidentally reveal besku's first name?

My mortgages should be okay. My mortgages are all fixed rate. So, those should be okay. But, my CREDIT CARDS and SOME UNSECURED LOANS that I had, EUGGHHHH! Keep going up, because The Fed keeps raising them.

This is the first time I've heard him say "Unsecured Loans". There were "Business Loans", but then suddenly Phil didn't run a business and never did. When they were brought back up, they were just "Loans". Possibly useful info for the "DSP Loans & Savings" discussion.

So, I made TopHaters.com! Which is, basically, a website to just parody theirs, and make them look like FUCKING ASSHOLES. And it worked! More people visited my site, than theirs!

Phil complaining about the lack of TopHaters.com users:

 

[Wurstbrot]

I think I nearly choked on my vomit from this amount of tax talk and manipulative bullshit and factual lies (he rarely talks about money and taxes? This is all he is known for, for several weeks). He can't talk about anything without blaming someone even if it's completely unnecessary. I enjoy a good DSP bullshit tirade but at some point you have to wonder if a magician was at work and created a turd golem, by the amount of unbearable dung that comes from his mouth.
"It's negative, it's negative, oh the comment is so negative", yeah tough shit Dave, this is called LIFE you whiny baby. Sometimes words are phrased in a way that make your tummy feel waah waah.

Thanks Flatsoda, you did gout's work.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Thank you to @flatsoda for his tireless transcribing of pigroach-to-English dialect for us. Dave just can't stop blaming everyone else for his problems. Money problems? Not his fault. Died in a game? Stupid developers. Can't pull off a move? FUCKIN' LAG DOOD.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Responses to @flatsoda's latest post

Spoiler: My Wordy Bullshit

Is this the first time he's revealed the period Paypal donations can still be charged back? Last week, @Sphadilcastro posted a link here of WingOfRedemption saying, "You never spend the money people donate to you until about three months after you get it. Cuz people can charge back for six months." Notable, since we've never known exact numbers.







"That is absolutely incorrect! - "I don't know! I don't even know how to figure that out!" - "You don't even know how to do BASIC MATH!" He is all over the place.



Does this make sense to anyone, or am I missing something?



Earlier, Phil read off the message accompanying a $1 donation sent by "Morgan". Did he accidentally reveal besku's first name?



This is the first time I've heard him say "Unsecured Loans". There were "Business Loans", but then suddenly Phil didn't run a business and never did. When they were brought back up, they were just "Loans". Possibly useful info for the "DSP Loans & Savings" discussion.



Phil complaining about the lack of TopHaters.com users:

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I was going to say the same thing about his "All my e-mails are public!" statement. WTF does that even mean? It doesn't make sense in or out of context

This is why I used take 5 minutes to speed-read through Neger's transcripts of the pre-stream sermons scanning for anomalies. He says the weirdest nonsense when he gets going and just continues on as if he's some kind of random word generator that has no awareness that words have meanings beyond just being random sound-strings and he just used ones that need some explaining or rephrasing to make sense.

 

[Phalanx]

Thank you @flatsoda you are really free now.

Jesus christ the tax talk though, he does not realise it pushes whales away though as they get bored of it.

 

[chicken wings]

I dunno. People still pass around that dead space 2 footage to this day and he's even immune to that. If anything that would be a death sentence to any other streamer or lper no matter how long ago it was considering how people go after "literal nazi's" these days. That's why it's so weird.

Phil's low enough on the ladder that any sort of attempt on his shenanigans will be considered punching down.

 

[rizlajizzla]

I may have missed something. Apologies. Is consensus developing that Tevin is A-logging? He's pretty damned mad these days.

Apologies if I am missing a big thread or something. If I am, can I get a link? I have been off busy being mentally defective & missed a few weeks of Farming.

 

[Haunter]

I may have missed something. Apologies. Is consensus developing that Tevin is A-logging? He's pretty damned mad these days.

Apologies if I am missing a big thread or something. If I am, can I get a link? I have been off busy being mentally defective & missed a few weeks of Farming.

Tevin is more pissed at "Dave" than he used to be. Phil legitimately did something to fuck with him. Not sure it that still counts as A-Logging if there's bad blood (Tevin's chat definitely is %100 A-loggy, though).

If you were talking about my "Also, the Tervin thing seems to be developing into a Slapfight" thing, there was a ruckus earlier today, essentially over how some Tevin speculation was presented. I ended up deleting the relevant posts. I should have gotten rid of that lingering trace, as well. Sorry about the confusion :p

 

[rizlajizzla]

Tevin is more pissed at"Dave" than he used to be. Phil legitimately did something to fuck with him. Not sure is that still counts as A-Logging if there's bad blood (Tevin's chat definitely is %100 A-loggy, though).

If you were talking about my "Also, the Tervin thing seems to be developing into a Slapfight" thing, there was a ruckus earlier today over some Tevin speculation. I ended up deleting the relevant posts. I should have gotten rid of that lingering trace, as well. Sorry about the confusion :p

Ah, thank you kindly. I have had Tevin on the mind recently. He is close to flipping over into the Dark Syde. I really enjoy him; he's funny, appealing, easy on the eye, and I just like the guy. I really hope he keeps some balance & doesn't end up with his own board.

 

[Sharktopus]

Phil legitimately did something to fuck with him.

Tevin himself said he only restreams Phil as much as he does now because his Twitch was banned. I remember him saying something along the lines of if his Twitch wasn't banned he'd just be playing games and maybe listening to Phil in the background every now and then as opposed to restreaming Phil so much. Maybe there's more to it because Tev def seems more heated often than not at Phil in recent restreams, but I know part of it is probably the Twitch thing if what Tevin said is anything to go by.

 

[Agentsmith]

I was going to say the same thing about his "All my e-mails are public!" statement. WTF does that even mean? It doesn't make sense in or out of context

This is why I used take 5 minutes to speed-read through Neger's transcripts of the pre-stream sermons scanning for anomalies. He says the weirdest nonsense when he gets going and just continues on as if he's some kind of random word generator that has no awareness that words have meanings beyond just being random sound-strings and he just used ones that need some explaining or rephrasing to make sense.

Thanks for the work of flatsoda for the transcripts

Prince Lotor - did you see this nonsense?

savethepigthegame: cheer100 Phil I just don't understand why people think you're such a wuss. Like you grew up in a rough area, you've dealt with adversity all your life. Why do people think, erroneously, that you're soft? I just plain don't understand man. God bless you.

"I have no idea. And, I don't want to read that and talk about it, because it's just more people talking shit, more than likely. I don't know!

The people who say shit like that, are people who sit behind their computers all day, anyway!

And don't have any actual REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE in anything!

Those are the people who talk shit like that. Because they don't know anything! So. *SMUG CHUCKLE* I'm not worried about it!"

I mean... Where do you want to start with pointing out all the hypocrisy???

 

[Wurstbrot]

Tevin is more pissed at "Dave" than he used to be. Phil legitimately did something to fuck with him

Or we witness the usual outcome of overexposure to Dave: You can only take this limited amount until you turn crazy, for different reasons. I for example start to be autistic mad for the fact that Dave gets absolutely no symbolic punch in the face by Youtube or Twitch. And whenever he gets punched by a "normal person" (aka normal human conversation cuz Dave is as thick skinned as wet toilet paper) he rolls around in pain and then declares he is the winner, aka he learned nothing and the cycle begins anew. This starts to be really frustrating, but again, I'm literally sick in the head anyway.

 

[grump]

I dunno. People still pass around that dead space 2 footage to this day and he's even immune to that. If anything that would be a death sentence to any other streamer or lper no matter how long ago it was considering how people go after "literal nazi's" these days. That's why it's so weird.

Maybe it's because no one who would do that sort of thing cares about Phil one bit

That's what I'm thinking. Either that or people are just turning a blind eye for some reason because they want Phil around. Not trying to be too conspiratard about it but it just got me thinking.

When it comes to moderation Tech corps usually care about three things these days
2. Thou shalt not hurt our bottom line
3. Thou shalt not do not do something that the Internet outrage mob doesn't like and could go viral enough to draw its attention. (Keep in mind what causes outrage from your typical internet denizen generally has a very loose correlation to any coherent scale of morality. )

1. Thou shalt not be a rightwinger/ideology we hate.

Phil's somewhere in the midtier. So he gets protection from Commandment 2 (he makes Bezos a bit of dosh) and Commandment 3, what he does escapes peoples notice because it doesn't involve kittens or some shit and people expect him to be stupid, are worn out from all the reports, or he just plain isn't popular enough.

So either hope one day Phil does something that randomly hits critical mass or he's baited into coming out as a rabid conservative.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Tevin himself said he only restreams Phil as much as he does now because his Twitch was banned. I remember him saying something along the lines of if his Twitch wasn't banned he'd just be playing games and maybe listening to Phil in the background every now and then as opposed to restreaming Phil so much. Maybe there's more to it because Tev def seems more heated often than not at Phil in recent restreams, but I know part of it is probably the Twitch thing if what Tevin said is anything to go by.

Useful to know. Can you remind me the brief details of the bannination? I love seeing Phil get what's coming to him, and watching through Tevin has really been enjoyable, but I worry.

Or we witness the usual outcome of overexposure to Dave: You can only take this limited amount until you turn crazy, for different reasons. I for example start to be autistic mad for the fact that Dave gets absolutely no symbolic punch in the face by Youtube or Twitch. And whenever he gets punched by a "normal person" (aka normal human conversation cuz Dave is as thick skinned as wet toilet paper) he rolls around in pain and then declares he is the winner, aka he learned nothing and the cycle begins anew. This starts to be really frustrating, but again, I'm literally sick in the head anyway.

Yuuuup. I have to take Phil breaks periodically. When he starts talking about his mental & physical health, I have to go sit down & have a cup of tea. Anyone with actual depression or back problems... well, needs an occasional break from Phil. So they don't explode. /end pwerlevel

Edit: @grump I wonder about Phil getting political for shekels a lot. He thinks he is Howard Stern, so, I'm not sure. But I do know he doesn't fucking understand what the Fed is. He would make an absolute ass out of himself in moments, just like he always does when trying to look smart.

 

[Adamska]

Thanks for the work of flatsoda for the transcripts

Prince Lotor - did you see this nonsense?

savethepigthegame: cheer100 Phil I just don't understand why people think you're such a wuss. Like you grew up in a rough area, you've dealt with adversity all your life. Why do people think, erroneously, that you're soft? I just plain don't understand man. God bless you.

"I have no idea. And, I don't want to read that and talk about it, because it's just more people talking shit, more than likely. I don't know!

The people who say shit like that, are people who sit behind their computers all day, anyway!

And don't have any actual REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE in anything!

Those are the people who talk shit like that. Because they don't know anything! So. *SMUG CHUCKLE* I'm not worried about it!"

I mean... Where do you want to start with pointing out all the hypocrisy???

Since I know you read this thread Pigroach and Pigcult; it's because you immediately quiet down and get all worked up at people being near you in the form of lawn work. It was the look of terror and the fake laugh you use whenever you're angry or about to shit yourself out of fear as you tried to desperately ignore Leanna when the relationship was collapsing due to your antisocial tendencies, and lastly it was running away from a little girl so you could shittalk her when she couldn't hear you due to being too scared to shittalk a kid who could happily mouth back at you. You get terrified at the idea of not being able to take the heat, and so silence, run away, and use other avoidance moves until you can (feel safe).

I still remember when you tried to weasel out of an asswhooping when your shittalking cashed a check you didn't want thanks to a dude who was willing to beat you up. I still remember when your old condo neighbor told you to shut up when you acted like a clown playing spiderman; you panicked and stayed quiet for a couple of minutes.

You are the biggest pussy, childhood living in the hood or no.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Since I know you read this thread Pigroach and Pigcult; it's because you immediately quiet down and get all worked up at people being near you in the form of lawn work. It was the look of terror and fake laugh as you tried to desperately ignore Leanna, and lastly it was running away from a little girl so you could shittalk her when she couldn't hear you.

You are the biggest pussy, living in the hood or no.

If the demographics of his old haunts are examined, which can easily be done on wikipedia, if you are a sick individual, it might be evident that he's a motherfucking racist, who thinks 'black & poor' is so dangerous that surviving it makes him look cool.

However, to research that would be the mark of a person with an actual mental illness. He says he's from the hood, and is all badass to have survived, so we must believe his lying, white bread ass.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

With DSP you have to play the long game. Only problem is that the long game is getting longer with each year that we follow him.

If it's any consolation, DSP has the habit of starting each year with a bang, then fizzling out as the year goes by. The first quarter and arguably December is when we get our best moments. We can probably expect something soon, just be patient.

This is true. Even if Phil gets his magical refinance and somehow unloads the condo in Connecticut, he’s going to need to continue his broadcasts for the rest of his life. And the longer he continues down this path the harder it will be for him to return to real world when it all comes crashing down.

 

[Sparkletor]

Useful to know. Can you remind me the brief details of the bannination? I love seeing Phil get what's coming to him, and watching through Tevin has really been enjoyable, but I worry.



Yuuuup. I have to take Phil breaks periodically. When he starts talking about his mental & physical health, I have to go sit down & have a cup of tea. Anyone with actual depression or back problems... well, needs an occasional break from Phil. So they don't explode. /end pwerlevel

Edit: @grump I wonder about Phil getting political for shekels a lot. He thinks he is Howard Stern, so, I'm not sure. But I do know he doesn't fucking understand what the Fed is. He would make an absolute ass out of himself in moments, just like he always does when trying to look smart.

Tevin, Bhil Purnell, and TXT all got banned from Twitch at the same time. The only thing Tevin did on Twitch was stream games and music, so given the evidence it's safe to assume Phil or someone in Phil's circle got them banned for DSP related things off the Twitch platform.

Tevin seems upset too that he had been trying to get partnered and Twitch pretty much ignored him for months. Meanwhile, white girls with their tits out got partnered in a matter of days despite having less views, subs, and time than Tevin.

 

[Wurstbrot]

This is true. Even if Phil gets his magical refinance and somehow unloads the condo in Connecticut, he’s going to need to continue his broadcasts for the rest of his life. And the longer he continues down this path the harder it will be for him to return to real world when it all comes crashing down.

Even if he does this for the rest of his life, it won't stay the way forever. Fans change, detractors change, the whole internet changes, Phil stays the same - except he ages. Now he might be:
The clown who is out of touch with reality and fapped on stream.
But some day, for a new generation, he will be:
The irrelevant, boring, really old fat sack, who is out of touch with reality, yells at clouds and banned the whole internet during his lifetime.

How long can you feel cool with the kids, Dave? How many real working adults can you scam without them noticing? How long do you think the concept of videogame livestreams is relevant and interesting? What do you do when entire generations surpass you by going with the current time, while you insist your neanderthalian approach from 50 years ago is the real deal (which will be comparable to favoring black and white TV and static noises)? Is this the time when you will finally use a greenscreen?
Go with the times or get fucked, you fossil.