Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[rabo]

>items and stage hazards on
>but not all items, only the items cosmo has practiced with
That's two yikes and an oof from me.

So just like BotW, he's doing his own stupid rules that favors him.
Cosmo you used to be one of the best and now you have to resort to pathetic tricks like this win.

Pathetic.

 

[Kiislova]

Cosmo is the winner in the Cosmo category... Almost

Sad

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

i also believe the last time cosmo ever left his isolated appartment was last year when he came over to dgirls house playing bloodborne & vispies house playing mario party alongside with dgirl. i wonder what went wrong why cosmo couldnt keep them company in person frequently

vispy and her had a domestic and Dgirl started seeing through Cosmos shit. While it may not have happened at those times, it happened
Basically Cosmo fucked up

 

[rabo]

vispy and her had a domestic and Dgirl started seeing through Cosmos shit. While it may not have happened at those times, it happened
Basically Cosmo fucked up

Basically Cosmo was himself.

FTFY.

 

[jagube]

I think something were all forgetting is that Cosmo was never good at smash. Like they were decent, but if you saw them play melee it was... yeah. Like if they were to play in a Cali local I don’t think they would’ve made it out of pools.

 

[John Connor]

Naifu wars 2 starts in like 15 minutes, cosmo got hella triggered when someone called him 49th place, cant wait for a worse place

 

[Collections Agent]

Naifu wars 2 starts in like 15 minutes, cosmo got hella triggered when someone called him 49th place, cant wait for a worse place

Is it being streamed somewhere we can watch?

 

[John Connor]

Is it being streamed somewhere we can watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2tDk23qm8
his own youtube channel, he dont even have mods yet, I think

 

[Ron Jeremy]

On his new channel he has only one active mod so far, "Yak". On the old one, there were several: Jolyne Kraepel, Issac, Danielle Scorgie, nathanisbored (naturally), Red_Proletariat (of course) and a couple others. For now Narco probably just ignored the wrongthinkers, because old-school fanboys (sic) like D_Girl, Hwan Tea, Willow and nathanisbored are watching the new channel but have not been modded yet.

 

[Collections Agent]

I'm watching and Narc's Palutena is actually really solid.

I mean dude's still a psycho cave dweller but I'll give em props that their Palu play is passable.

EDIT: Also they have no right to complain about joints or w/e they're shorthopping 24/7 even when there's no one near them or on the stage

 

[Rhysuu]

I'm watching and Narc's Palutena is actually really solid.

I mean dude's still a psycho cave dweller but I'll give em props that their Palu play is passable.

EDIT: Also they have no right to complain about joints or w/e they're shorthopping 24/7 even when there's no one near them or on the stage

Palu is baby mode with tons of easy bake combos as well as packing a strong projectile, reflect and counter. Of course he plays her.

 

[Collections Agent]

Palu is baby mode with tons of easy bake combos as well as packing a strong projectile, reflect and counter. Of course he plays her.

I play I know Palu is easy af.

I guess I was just expecting them to SD constantly and spam smash attacks lol

 

[Zilortha]

I play I know Palu is easy af.

I guess I was just expecting them to SD constantly and spam smash attacks lol

It's still early.

 

[Rhysuu]

Narcy is playing these fights like his life depends on it and half of these dudes are just fucking around with characters. I wonder if he thinks he's any good. That Ike he just fought was clearly just practicing.

 

[John Connor]

welp, not even top 64

Edit:

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I don't know why Narcissa thinks competitive gaming is the same as speedrunning. With speedrunning you sink loads of time into something until you are mechanically better than other people. It requires little talent or creativity for the most part, only endless repetition in an unchanging scenario (excluding new tricks being learned). With fighting or competitive games you require some level of skill for the game, and a lot of creativity/reading into the meta and opponent that goes beyond just autistic button mashing. Narcissa is not capable of this, she wasn't as Cosmo (he was good but not high level at smash), and especially isn't now.

 

[thejackal]

I don't know why Narcissa thinks competitive gaming is the same as speedrunning. With speedrunning you sink loads of time into something until you are mechanically better than other people. It requires little talent or creativity for the most part, only endless repetition in an unchanging scenario (excluding new tricks being learned). With fighting or competitive games you require some level of skill for the game, and a lot of creativity/reading into the meta and opponent that goes beyond just autistic button mashing. Narcissa is not capable of this, she wasn't as Cosmo (he was level high level at smash), and especially isn't now.

At this point he's so far drawn into this fantasy world he's created with the help of marijuana and Troondom that I don't think anything short of long term rehab will be able to break this delusion. Many people can responsibly use weed but for Kosmo it's obviously no the case. He's gotta quit smoking and integrate himself back into the real world. I honestly doubt he'll ever do it. Or maybe at 40 he'll decide he's had enough. If he makes it that long.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I don't know why Narcissa thinks competitive gaming is the same as speedrunning. With speedrunning you sink loads of time into something until you are mechanically better than other people. It requires little talent or creativity for the most part, only endless repetition in an unchanging scenario (excluding new tricks being learned). With fighting or competitive games you require some level of skill for the game, and a lot of creativity/reading into the meta and opponent that goes beyond just autistic button mashing. Narcissa is not capable of this, she wasn't as Cosmo (he was good but not level high level at smash), and especially isn't now.

It's not that he approaches Smash like speedrunning (he's been playing Smash and irregularly competing in low-level tourneys for as long as he's been speedrunning), it's that he stubbornly and angrily refuses to learn and improve.

 

[Zilortha]

It's not that he approaches Smash like speedrunning (he's been playing Smash and irregularly competing in low-level tourneys for as long as he's been speedrunning), it's that he stubbornly and angrily refuses to learn and improve.

But that would make sense from a speedrunning perspective. He thinks if he just does the same shit over and over again for long enough, it'll click and he'll be a champion.
Even if you discount that, I don't think he bothers learning or improving because that would take effort.

 

[Kaabi]

welp, not even top 64

Edit:

Amazing her last match was against Mario and she lost.

I also checked to see what place Jade was at since she also joined this Naifu Wars. Well, she got 13th place by playing a mix of Bowser Jr. and King K Rool. She won 8 out of 10 matches while Narc won 3 out of 5. Better luck next time Narc!

Watching Narc fighting the Mario is actually a little boring, considering Narc is just short hopping for bairs and nairs at times. I rarely have seen Narc try grab combos like most Palus would try to attempt. It's honestly like watching Rosalina fight, which is guarantee a snore fest.

Here's the fight if anyone wants to see it. The Mario was playing a little aggressive at times. Despite him baiting for forward smash attacks, the Mario was a pretty good challenge for Narc since Mario can easily obliterate anyone depending on the user. Also that sigh at the end after Narc lost.