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Does anyone know when these 2 things happened and have clips/links of them?

1) Phil tells that someone gave him an Amazon gift card.

2) Phil talks about someone emailing him wanting to make a large patreon donation?

Ive checked every pre-stream and night stream hidden pre-stream and unless i am missing it, i cant fucking find these 2 things.


PS. in this video linked recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZh-jUaiSlQ&t= -- Phil basically talks about taking another break to clean the house. these 2 times that he took a break to clean the house and do chores were confirmed later as times he flew kat out to visit him before moving in, correct?
 
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gin_nose said:
Does anyone know when these 2 things happened and have clips/links of them?

1) Phil tells that someone gave him an Amazon gift card.

2) Phil talks about someone emailing him wanting to make a large patreon donation?

Ive checked every pre-stream and night stream hidden pre-stream and unless i am missing it, i cant fucking find these 2 things.


PS. in this video linked recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZh-jUaiSlQ&t= -- Phil basically talks about taking another break to clean the house. these 2 times that he took a break to clean the house and do chores were confirmed later as times he flew kat out to visit him before moving in, correct?
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https://youtu.be/pxazvsWD_lw?t=247 yeah this was one of the times and i remember him talking about it other times, pretty sure this break lined up with when he flew kat in
 
HerrKlicks said:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perpetual-dsp-restream.51598/

This should be for you then. No sips, no vaping sounds, no commentary.
No need to reheat the (failed) "DAE hate Tevin and think he homo for dyeing his hair?" hype train from a couple pages ago.
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tevin so controversial, its almost like hes a lolcow. haha

ProdigalDuke said:
Yeah I've thought about what amount would make Phil content, but then realised nothing will really accomplish that. Dude is so terrible with money he'd just find even more shit to waste it on, buy a bigger house, a better car, anything to compensate for what a shitty person he is.

That's why folk can never be truly jealous of him. Yeah you can envy the luck he's had and opportunities he's squandered. But the actual life he lives? Nah. Dude would be miserable as a millionaire and miserable as a pauper. He's just an angry, bitter little man who uses money to mask his many flaws and insecurities.
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exactly. people keep thinking phils going to be fine if he gets more money. but its phils mindset. it doesnt matter how much money he makes. unless hes making money faster than he can figure out how to spend it, hes going to have money troubles.

he wants to live like a child. fun, fun, joy, joy, entertainment, entertainment constantly. like an oppressed child who didnt get to have fun or something, so now that theyre an adult and dont have to listen to mommy and daddy and just flown off the fucking handle on living their "life".

im sure we all know this, but phil cant control himself. imagine his impulsive buying. it really is no surprise when you think about his lack of control, his lack of knowledge, and his lack of everything else this guy is known for. he shouldve been living with his parents, working at mcdonalds for the last 10 yrs.

but the internet loves to make stupid people famous
 
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Pargon said:
I don't think it's a matter of mental illness. I think Phil's using his business degree (poorly). He's trying to spin what his streams are to match up to what he thinks his audience wants. It's advertising. His stream is his product. I think he knows his product is garbage, but he loves money and he isn't willing to put in any effort to improve things. So instead he's just telling his viewers what his streams are like. Doesn't matter what they actually are - they have to be what he thinks will draw the most revenue.
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Yeah, agreed. As I see it, he's basically trying to portray his "business" as the average, run-of-the-mill stream on Twitch, or rather how the general stream should be in the eyes of Twitch: a gameplay stream where people can escape the shit from their daily lives and have a fun time in a laid-back manner.

Suffice it to say that this portrayal and the reality don't really line up (understatement of the year), but for the life of me, I can't come up with a single actual reason why DSP — being the structurally toxic, negative and anti-social person he is, with tons of recorded proof of this — would truly believe his streams are fun and chill.
As we all know, a lot of the times they're quite the opposite: he brings real-life issues to his streams, talks about them for hours on end every week while burdening his viewers with those very problems (need money, taxes, I've been sick etc.), and in general his streams are very tense and negative happenings. And it's mostly because of how he reacts and interacts with his audience, the topics being disccussed (and topics not being allowed to be discussed) and the games he plays.

There you go, DSP, or whoever the fuck is reading KF and passing on information to you: some free advice on how to be a somewhat less shittier streamer and Internet personality. You're welcome.
 
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Phil's throat is still COMPLETELY fucked up. He tells us he's literally constantly choking on stream

The sad thing is that he has to keep WORKING so his throat may never be 100% again According to Phil of course
 
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kamekmagik said:
Phil's throat is still COMPLETELY fucked up. He tells us he's literally constantly choking on stream

The sad thing is that he has to keep WORKING so his throat may never be 100% again According to Phil of course
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He didn't say that. I won't believe that he said he'd never be 100% again, like he just experienced a career-ending injury.

Not gainsaying @kamekmagik , but I'm just...gobsmacked that he'd talk about himself like that.
 
I’m not 100% sure he would
Sonichump said:
lol Phil shat on his ex-sponsor, the chair guys, saying that their chairs suck and are very uncomfortable. He had to get a pillow. But it's the trolls fault he loses his sponsors, not his continuously toxic personality.
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He was never sponsored. I’m convinced he fucking bought that shitty chair and lied about being sponsored.
 
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kamekmagik said:
Phil's throat is still COMPLETELY fucked up. He tells us he's literally constantly choking on stream

The sad thing is that he has to keep WORKING so his throat may never be 100% again According to Phil of course
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with this and other small things hes hinted at / have been posted i think this is part of setting the stage for another staycation
 
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