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Comma said:
He just legit ragequit a match because he's getting his ass owned.:story:

He's SO salty. wow I haven't seen him this toxic in a while. Also ignores a genuine $5 tip message because, and I quote: "I can't interact that much playing this game, because I need to focus on the gameplay. I have to!"

Amazing.

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Did he actually ban a top paypig? lol
 
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DSP doing a take home sleep study would be hilarious.

He would somehow turn it into three beg-a-thons leading up to it. He would end up bitching during the test on Twitter instead of trying to sleep. And then he would use being tired as an excuse for not streaming for two days.

And I cannot imagine he could be dedicated to get used to a CPAP machine (which I fully admit was a nightmare for me).

So then it just turns into a regular rant how docs are idiots, it was a waste of money, and guys... I need more money because of this damn machine is so expensive.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Kat voluntarily committed herself into an inpatient mental health institution after someone asked a judge to order her to. See the Kat Speculation thread.
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She's a ticking time bomb. Anyone who's dealt with people with mental issues know this. IF DSP ever gets in a fight with her shit could go off. I remember when I got in a fight with a bi polar gf. She turned into a different person.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
An obese person can sit around and play games all day, don't see how the extra weight stops them.
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Tevin is doing a live stream on MasterSawutari from DSP's chat. I don't know the full reasons why but apparently they engage with detractors on Twitter.
 
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Tevin is doing a live stream on MasterSawutari from DSP's chat. I don't know the full reasons why but apparently they engage with detractors on Twitter.
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Yeah, MasterSaruwatari is like Phil's PR person on Twitter. They routinely answer questions directed at Phil and respond to people making fun of Phil. It's weird even for a Phil fan.
 
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I was on another detractor's podcast who was interviewing Master Saruwatari under a pseudonym. We knew who he was behind the scenes and agreed to use the pseudonym so he wouldn't get banned from Phil's chat if Phil found out about it. He has since talked about me openly in Phil's chat. So since he can't keep my name out of his mouth I have no issue exposing him. I can link the stream if people are interested but it's like super autistic. I also kind of lose my cool at the guy cuz he argues like fucking Destiny without the intelligence and constantly makes metaphors to fighting games.

EDIT: Link to the podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dy4NHuNRlI
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Buckle up guys, a new round of HARDCORE BEGGING SEASON is just ahead of you

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Let's keep it CHILL AND FUN

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Finally saved up enough box tops to send away for that Enigma machine and I think I've finally cracked this one, lads.

"Chill" = "nobody talks about anything I don't want them to talk about"

"Fun" = "everyone gives me money to the extent that I feel comfortable with my current bank balance"

Them eyeties are a crafty lot but I think we've got this one in the bag.
 
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How much are you guys gonna bet that even in February he will beg hard and having tip goals until Feb 15 because he will repetitively telling his cult members this:

--------------------------------Prestream Feb 1, 2019---------------------

"Ugh.......I mean, Eternal-7, ugh, what's his name again? The new Tutankah....I mean the new guy who came in to help in December, *LOOK AT CHAT* Emerald 7, yes Emerald 7 thank you Swagginz, his sub money wont come in until the 15th which is when I get paid by Twitch but my bills are all getting cleared in the first week of the month, okay? *SNORT*"

"Jakelovescat just cheered 50 bits and asked, Hi Phil I vaguely remember you posted on twitter in early January that you have changed your bill payment time to match your paydays, and it takes two month for them to change so in Feburary you should be....................ugh I'm not gonna read this, fuck you, how about that Jake, fuck you, you are an idiot, I never said that, you are just listening to brainless detractors and now you are permanently banned just like themBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP, 'Scuze me, that came out of nowhere ACKACKACKACKACK good riddance, anyone else?"
 
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You know I just thought of something. All the shit Phil tweets have mostly detractor replies with a couple of true ahnest fans sprinkled in. Since Phil blocks everyone that even looks at him sideways, it must be really depressing for him to throw out a pity "dood my finances are terrible this month, I'm in dire straits!" and only see the same two tards saying "cool chill stream today Phil!" Or nothing. At all. And when he looks at the empty space under his tweet, he knows it's filled with people who don't like him.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
I was on another detractor's podcast who was interviewing Master Saruwatari under a pseudonym. We knew who he was behind the scenes and agreed to use the pseudonym so he wouldn't get banned from Phil's chat if Phil found out about it. He has since talked about me openly in Phil's chat. So since he can't keep my name out of his mouth I have no issue exposing him. I can link the stream if people are interested but it's like super autistic. I also kind of lose my cool at the guy cuz he argues like fucking Destiny without the intelligence and constantly makes metaphors to fighting games.

EDIT: Link to the podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dy4NHuNRlI
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I've only watched about an hour, but this guy is pretty special.

Justifies everything Phil ever did in his mind. I especially like how he says both parties were to blame for Project 7 being cancelled. Phil was partly to blame for not knowing how Patreon worked and the supporters were to blame for expecting Phil to follow through with promises they paid him to fulfil.
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
Least we have confirmed that any woman would need to be mentally challenged to be with Phil Burnell. Just give Kat a pill and leave her at the side of the road.
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I guess we know the similar life stories they’ve shared, they both know a thing or two about cocktails of medications.

Wonder if there was a guy kat was every obsessed with as a kitten
 
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