Emily Rose Youcis / @realemilyyoucis / "Pistachio Girl", creator of Alfred Alfer - e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor

[BrunoMattei]

Just finished scanning this thread. I remember this chick from back in the day, and funnily enough I also remember thinking she was a boring edgelord when I personally was at my edgiest (I was a young teen when she got popular on Newgrounds) yet she out-edged even my Hot Topic ass.

Her art and animation has notably improved and she clearly has talent, which I think is most obvious in her directing. She knows how to cram a lot of crazy visuals in a single scene without it seeming sloppy. My only criticism is she could use a formal animation class - she breaks a lot of the ""rules"" which sometimes works and sometimes is very distracting and detracts from the quality. Really though, if her head weren't so far up her ass and she didn't only draw edgelord content she could have worked at an animation studio and been quite successful. She has the raw chops. No ones going to hire a casual neo-nazi though.

It's funny, because back in 2005 nazi imagery was just edginess, so I actually am surprised she seems to have doubled down on it and joined the alt-right. I didn't see that coming at all, I def thought she was just being performatively edgy like all of the fringe internet was in the early aughts.

I'm sorry if this has been covered as I only skimmed the thread but, what happened to her Patreon? It seems to be gone. Is she still trying to work on the movie?

Her Patreon was banned around the same time she lost her job selling Pistachios at Phillies games.

No one knows the status of the Alfred Alfer movie. Sadly.

 

[Gorka]

Based on what I've discovered recently and pieced together over the last week
(most of which came from links in this very thread)....
The Alfred movies have always reflected Youcis' real life.

The early Alfreds were about various sexual molestations and other horrible incidents.
Evidence suggests Youcis herself was subject to such colourful unpleasantness in
her childhood. Her high-school rantings on various blogs revealed her to be a super-
horny kid. Even at age 14, she was moaning about her desire to be "rammed by steel
cock" and she mentioned how she had to stop watching porn for a while because her
"hand was about to fall off". Abused kids often become hyper-sexualized early.

Later...
Youcis began a relationship with an animator who called himself "Jimmy Screamerclaus"
some years ago. I think it was the late high school/early college years for Youcis.
Screamer created a perverted dog character named Laddy, so Youcis rolled Laddy into
the Alfred cartoons.

After over a year, Screamerclaus broke up with Youcis by text message, without warning.
She was devastated, and posted about it at length on her Newgrounds "News" page.
She referred to Screamerclaus as "Creamy" and wailed about no longer being able to
peer into his "chocolatey brown pools" which I assume meant his eyes. She anguished
over the loss of easy access to the pirated software he had provided for her. That's why,
in one cartoon, Laddy abandons Alfred in a field. (On a blog at that time, Youcis complained
that "she would no longer have sex" although it seems she remedied that need quickly with
a small army of eager gentlemen.)

When Youcis became loudly politically active, Alfred became a MAGA-hound.

During the time Youcis didn't surface often in public, there were no new Alfred cartoons.
There were a few music videos and political cartoons, which weren't her best work.

Based on the established pattern...
I expect the next batch of Alfred Alfer adventures will involve Alfred marrying a white
nationalist and having many babies, then getting a divorce after being caught cheating
with several Negroes and druggies. Alfred will resort to becoming a "cam girl" during
his few remaining photogenic years. Thirsty Alfred fans who've been chasing down every
last fuzzy picture of Alfred for years will suddenly get the opportunity to see every inch of
pink naked Alfred, wet and exposed to full view, with all manner of objects and persons
shoved into every abused hole. All for only $19.95 monthly! Glistening high-res photos
of Alfred bathed and writhing in gallons of semen will flood the internet. Child protective
services will take Alfred's children because in a stoned and drunken fit of aroused rage,
he will rape them with Popsicle brand frozen treats. Let the circle be unbroken!

That's MY guess for what the next Alfred cartoons will be about.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

Based on what I've discovered recently and pieced together over the last week
(most of which came from links in this very thread)....
The Alfred movies have always reflected Youcis' real life.

The early Alfreds were about various sexual molestations and other horrible incidents.
Evidence suggests Youcis herself was subject to such colourful unpleasantness in
her childhood. Her high-school rantings on various blogs revealed her to be a super-
horny kid. Even at age 14, she was moaning about her desire to be "rammed by steel
cock" and she mentioned how she had to stop watching porn for a while because her
"hand was about to fall off". Abused kids often become hyper-sexualized early.

Later...
Youcis began a relationship with an animator who called himself "Jimmy Screamerclaus"
some years ago. I think it was the late high school/early college years for Youcis.
Screamer created a perverted dog character named Laddy, so Youcis rolled Laddy into
the Alfred cartoons.

After over a year, Screamerclaus broke up with Youcis by text message, without warning.
She was devastated, and posted about it at length on her Newgrounds "News" page.
She referred to Screamerclaus as "Creamy" and wailed about no longer being able to
peer into his "chocolatey brown pools" which I assume meant his eyes. She anguished
over the loss of easy access to the pirated software he had provided for her. That's why,
in one cartoon, Laddy abandons Alfred in a field. (On a blog at that time, Youcis complained
that "she would no longer have sex" although it seems she remedied that need quickly with
a small army of eager gentlemen.)

When Youcis became loudly politically active, Alfred became a MAGA-hound.

During the time Youcis didn't surface often in public, there were no new Alfred cartoons.
There were a few music videos and political cartoons, which weren't her best work.

Based on the established pattern...
I expect the next batch of Alfred Alfer adventures will involve Alfred marrying a white
nationalist and having many babies, then getting a divorce after being caught cheating
with several Negroes and druggies. Alfred will resort to becoming a "cam girl" during
his few remaining photogenic years. Thirsty Alfred fans who've been chasing down every
last fuzzy picture of Alfred for years will suddenly get the opportunity to see every inch of
pink naked Alfred, wet and exposed to full view, with all manner of objects and persons
shoved into every abused hole. All for only $19.95 monthly! Glistening high-res photos
of Alfred bathed and writhing in gallons of semen will flood the internet. Child protective
services will take Alfred's children because in a stoned and drunken fit of aroused rage,
he will rape them with Popsicle brand frozen treats. Let the circle be unbroken!

That's MY guess for what the next Alfred cartoons will be about.

Pardon me are you severely autistic? Your bedrock for claiming she was molested are some edgy blog posts? Did you never use new grounds in your life? That was the kind of humor that was found there. Further you will always be wrong when you try to assume intent.

Here's what we do know she supposedly posted some sexual things, that doesn't translate to being raped dingus. Do you also think it's going to rain everytime you see a cloud? Don't make assumptions just the facts please. And if you want to make predictions don't use your imaginary premise as the foundation .

 

[Gorka]

I thought I was being very Sherlocky and precise. Internet research is fun!

Her dad went to prison for abuse when Youcis would have been around five.
Someone made a joke twitter account in his name!

She made frequent postings such as this one, which showed a remarkable consistency
in certain details if they were mere edgelording/shitposting/piss-taking (most are from her
voluminous NewGround comments, not her own News section):

I'm short of time for now or I'd make this post longer. Maybe I'll make a more detailed reply later in the week.
Here's another related tit-bit:

IF I have made any errors of assumption, please, correct the public record here. This
forum's amusing purpose will be best served by accurate information!

 

[AnOminous]

I thought I was being very Sherlocky and precise. Internet research is fun!

Her dad went to prison for abuse when Youcis would have been around five.
Someone made a joke twitter account in his name!

Says "Complainant Less than BLANK years of age." Why isn't that in there? Less than how many years?

Also the record I found says 9/9/2005. Emily Youcis was born around 1990 according to at least one source so that would have made her 14-15 at the time.

 

[Gorka]

For god's sake.
The beast molested her for eleven solid years!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I thought I was being very Sherlocky and precise. Internet research is fun!

Her dad went to prison for abuse when Youcis would have been around five.
Someone made a joke twitter account in his name!

She made frequent postings such as this one, which showed a remarkable consistency
in certain details if they were mere edgelording/shitposting/piss-taking (most are from her
voluminous NewGround comments, not her own News section):

I'm short of time for now or I'd make this post longer. Maybe I'll make a more detailed reply later in the week.
Here's another related tit-bit:

IF I have made any errors of assumption, please, correct the public record here. This
forum's amusing purpose will be best served by accurate information!

Looking at Dad’s mugshot and sex offender listing going to say it’s a safe bet Emily’s childhood was severely fucked and those details she’s sharing in posts aren’t Edgelord shit - they don’t particularly read like it anyway.

God if her dad was abusing her while her mom was in the hospital that’s sad as fuck.

It does make her current behavior a bit more understandable- at least the obsession with strong, protective husband taking care of their wholesome wife and their many loving children. That’s the type of stuff an abused girl might dream about.

Where the Nazi stuff comes from idk. There is a tendency with the worst white trash latching on to the hard Nazi and KKK stuff, almost as overcompensation. Since Emily’s blue eyed, pale skinned daddy ain’t a credit to the white race I’m going to bet she might of latched on to neo-Nazi shit in a misplaced search for Pride about her origins. Or she’s just batshit and battling mental illness thanks to abuse and dad raping her. probably some from column A and some from column B.

 

[AnOminous]

It creeps me out how much her dad looks like Chris Cooper.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It creeps me out how much her dad looks like Chris Cooper.

Maybe Cooper’s retarded brother with a five head.

No one would have joined Youcis’s union in Matewan. But I’d believe Youcis raping the ginger preacher boy tho.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Looking at Dad’s mugshot and sex offender listing going to say it’s a safe bet Emily’s childhood was severely fucked and those details she’s sharing in posts aren’t Edgelord shit - they don’t particularly read like it anyway.

God if her dad was abusing her while her mom was in the hospital that’s sad as fuck.

It does make her current behavior a bit more understandable- at least the obsession with strong, protective husband taking care of their wholesome wife and their many loving children. That’s the type of stuff an abused girl might dream about.

Where the Nazi stuff comes from idk. There is a tendency with the worst white trash latching on to the hard Nazi and KKK stuff, almost as overcompensation. Since Emily’s blue eyed, pale skinned daddy ain’t a credit to the white race I’m going to bet she might of latched on to neo-Nazi shit in a misplaced search for Pride about her origins. Or she’s just batshit and battling mental illness thanks to abuse and dad raping her. probably some from column A and some from column B.

You know what I agree it might be a pride thing.

 

[MediocreMilt]

It creeps me out how much her dad looks like Chris Cooper.

Timeline aside, he looks like he could be the child of Chris Cooper and Emily.

 

[Medicated]

Yeah she's mentally unstable, literally all women are. It's not bipolar or schizo it's just the consequences of being born a woman with no authorative male figure or patriarchal society to allow you to make the correct decisions. I'm sure she supports white Sharia because she realizes that she whored herself out with that dumb black and white video.

You seem to be contradicting yourself, first you say all women aren't capable of rational thought without patriarchy, then you say that she defaulted to "white sharia" (a derogatory term? After saying women need patriarchy?) after doing a semi nude video? That barely makes sense. By that logic FEMEN should've become a homemake club by now. Feminism should've imploded decades ago and become knitting circles.

 

[LN 910]

For god's sake.
The beast molested her for eleven solid years!

If only I could rate this horrifying, because that's a revelation and a half.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

You seem to be contradicting yourself, first you say all women aren't capable of rational thought without patriarchy, then you say that she defaulted to "white sharia" (a derogatory term? After saying women need patriarchy?) after doing a semi nude video? That barely makes sense. By that logic FEMEN should've become a homemake club by now. Feminism should've imploded decades ago and become knitting circles.

I didn't contradict myself beef curtains. Try reading again, women are unable to make the correct decisions without stewardship from a male be it their father or husband. They did not evolve with agency, though they are capable of some small level of rational thinking they will more often than not ignore that and act purely out of an emotional impulse and then rationalize that decision to themselves later. You and three other roasties have a difficult time reading so I'll spell it out for you . You know that it's good to workout, and you want to do it but instead you order a pizza and down a bottle of wine while discussing your past abortions with your girlfriends. You can recognize you have made the wrong decision but unlike a male don't possess the necessary faculties to make the correct one barring complete male ownership.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I’m a pro-patriarchy shitlord and I still think bleachedanoos is being dumb

 

[Done]

I didn't contradict myself beef curtains. Try reading again, women are unable to make the correct decisions without stewardship from a male be it their father or husband. They did not evolve with agency, though they are capable of some small level of rational thinking they will more often than not ignore that and act purely out of an emotional impulse and then rationalize that decision to themselves later. You and three other roasties have a difficult time reading so I'll spell it out for you . You know that it's good to workout, and you want to do it but instead you order a pizza and down a bottle of wine while discussing your past abortions with your girlfriends. You can recognize you have made the wrong decision but unlike a male don't possess the necessary faculties to make the correct one barring complete male ownership.

Please tell me how Stacy hurt you.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

I’m a pro-patriarchy shitlord and I still think bleachedanoos is being dumb

Who cares? It's about being right. And I am. The only argument you have is to throw a temper tantrum and downvote bomb me.

So let's get this straight 250k years of speciation have no effect but 2000 years of socialization did?

There is not a single matriarchal society and there has never been in the history of humanity... Why do you think that is?

 

[AJ 447]

Who cares? It's about being right. And I am. The only argument you have is to throw a temper tantrum and downvote bomb me.

So let's get this straight 250k years of speciation have no effect but 2000 years of socialization did?

There is not a single matriarchal society and there has never been in the history of humanity... Why do you think that is?

Nobody cares and this thread isn't about debating feminism or incel shit. Everyone get back on topic or you'll be put in timeout.

 

[heavycream]

Does Emily have a job outside of animating her cartoon, which seems to be on an indefinite hiatus/cancelled?
I was under the impression she was being paid by patreon to do this - hopefully the money will start to run out and she'll realise this alt-right thing isn't going to put food on the table. That is unless the majority of her patrons are now also like-minded men looking for a camshow, which judging by the comments on her more recent YouTube videos may be the case.

 

[Bleachedanoos]

Does Emily have a job outside of animating her cartoon, which seems to be on an indefinite hiatus/cancelled?
I was under the impression she was being paid by patreon to do this - hopefully the money will start to run out and she'll realise this alt-right thing isn't going to put food on the table. That is unless the majority of her patrons are now also like-minded men looking for a camshow, which judging by the comments on her more recent YouTube videos may be the case.

She doesn't have patreon brainlet. If paleocons and homosexual Jews like Milo aren't allowed on there why would you think someone who is banned from even SoundCloud would be?

She made a bunch of money in crypto and occasionally goes on another person's live stream to share the profits with them. She also lived in South Korea and they don't care about racism so she possibly found stable employment there.