Gin dreams - Too good an idea not to start a thread for, lol

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Or a typical fan of Phil: http://insecure.archiveofourown.org/users/EiriJaden/pseuds/EiriJaden/bookmarks

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https://twitter.com/RandallCorder11/with_replies

He truly attracts some amazing individuals.
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His fanbase is full of every kind of weirdo. Considering how freaks wind up gravitating toward one another online it really makes me wonder what kind of sick shit DSP is secretly into. Dude is probably sending out secret furry vibes or something.
 
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gin_nose said:
"My apologies for being negative during the Smash Ultimate stream. Truth is, it was a combination of outside things - worries about my health (still coughing, ugh) and money that made me sour. I still like Smash and will continue to play it in the future."

Total coincidence that he changes his tune and apologizes when kat gets home from work right?
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I wouldn't doubt that she writes and posts all his apology tweets, herself. It makes too much sense, given how she's already his emotional caretaker.

Also, let that fucking sink in....

Phil NEEDS emotional support, which is given to him by someone who at one point was literally classified by the US court of law as mentally unstable.......just......wow.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
I wouldn't doubt that she writes and posts all his apology tweets, herself. It makes too much sense, given how she's already his emotional caretaker.

Also, let that fucking sink in....

Phil NEEDS emotional support, which is given to him by someone who at one point was literally classified by the US court of law as mentally unstable.......just......wow.
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you know i wouldnt be surprised, its a pretty good theory.

I cant see him ever saying, or typing the apology tweets he has been sending since she moved in. i could see her telling him to write that shit and him not wanting to because of his ego. it could be he lets her do it so he doesnt have to take the ego hit himself by typing it out.
 
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gin_nose said:
you know i wouldnt be surprised, its a pretty good theory.

I cant see him ever saying, or typing the apology tweets he has been sending since she moved in. i could see her telling him to write that shit and him not wanting to because of his ego. it could be he lets her do it so he doesnt have to take the ego hit himself by typing it out.
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Maybe she types them up ahead of time, doesn't he usually tweet that stuff out in the middle of the night when she should be sleeping to go to her 9-5?
 
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Stalker Sociopath said:
Maybe she types them up ahead of time, doesn't he usually tweet that stuff out in the middle of the night when she should be sleeping to go to her 9-5?
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if you take dave at his word, he stays up late to hang out with her. also, she works nights he claims, so she probably would stay up late and sleep in. so its possible she is awake till 4am with him.
 
Noob-Noob said:
I wouldn't doubt that she writes and posts all his apology tweets, herself. It makes too much sense, given how she's already his emotional caretaker.

Also, let that fucking sink in....

Phil NEEDS emotional support, which is given to him by someone who at one point was literally classified by the US court of law as mentally unstable.......just......wow.
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So the blind really do lead the blind!

You have to thank Phil sometimes. We come here to tear him apart and make fun of him because he’s such an easy target and he gives us new fuel daily, and we aren’t realizing that subconsciously, it is making us appreciate our lives so much more.

It boils down to this: he rolls out of bed at 10am most likely hung over, he slaps water on his face and grabs a fucking energy drink before starting pre stream at which point he alerts people that he has to shit or shower or shave. He then sits in a stained sad loveseat for the rest of the day and yells at a tv screen being a miserable money grubbing cunt.

On the other side of it, we all wake up in the morning, shower, go to our jobs, come home to a proper family, enjoy dinner with them, go out and see friends and enjoy life. We might live simple lives, but god damn in comparison to that twatfuck, my life is an absolute joy.

So thanks Phil for making me realize my very ordinary life fucking rocks compared to your shit one.
 
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This is so typically DSP:

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I guess he got paid by Twitch, because I'd swear he had a motherfucking tips goal for the past 9 days because he was completely out of money with tons of bills to pay. Imho, it's really odd to switch from THAT to straight up asking advice about spending any kind of money on a luxury item.
If I had to keep my spending in check, I would certainly not be buying stupid bullcrap to connect a PS Vita to a TV, no matter what it might cost - I'd be setting that money aside for the business taxes I'm going to have to pay over the current fiscal year.

At very least it doesn't look like someone who's trying his hardest to do something about his structural financial issues. Just the nerve alone to publicly ask about spending money on such a piece of slightly life-improving but completely non-essential piece of hardware after you begged for cash HARD the past 9 days is really beyond me.
 
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Comma said:
This is so typically DSP:

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I guess he got paid by Twitch, because I'd swear he had a motherfucking tips goal for the past 9 days because he was completely out of money with tons of bills to pay. Imho, it's really odd to switch from THAT to straight up asking advice about spending any kind of money on a luxury item.
If I had to keep my spending in check, I would certainly not be buying stupid bullcrap to connect a PS Vita to a TV, no matter what it might cost - I'd be setting that money aside for the business taxes I'm going to have to pay over the current fiscal year.

At very least it doesn't look like someone who's trying his hardest to do something about his structural financial issues. Just the nerve alone to publicly ask about spending money on such a piece of slightly life-improving but completely non-essential piece of hardware after you begged for cash HARD the past 9 days is really beyond me.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.

We found the single Vita owner who didn't buy it for P4G. Get Ripley's on the phone.

Why does Kat need to be gaming on a portable system? They have at least two spare functional PS4s in the house. Phil can't be bothered to weeble-wobble his ass downstairs to hook one up?
 
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Pargon said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.

We found the single Vita owner who didn't buy it for P4G. Get Ripley's on the phone.

Why does Kat need to be gaming on a portable system? They have at least two spare functional PS4s in the house. Phil can't be bothered to weeble-wobble his ass downstairs to hook one up?
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I've heard that a lot strippers have Vitas.

Since we still don't know what her job is... :thinking:
 
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Pargon said:
Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.

We found the single Vita owner who didn't buy it for P4G. Get Ripley's on the phone.

Why does Kat need to be gaming on a portable system? They have at least two spare functional PS4s in the house. Phil can't be bothered to weeble-wobble his ass downstairs to hook one up?
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Seems more like a "Look guys Kat is still here!" tweet to me
 
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Pargon said:
Why does Kat need to be gaming on a portable system? They have at least two spare functional PS4s in the house. Phil can't be bothered to weeble-wobble his ass downstairs to hook one up?
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Duude! Those spare PS4s are Official Business Equipment. They cannot be used for Anything other than official Business use or it would negate their write-off status. He'd have to buy an entirely new PS4 for this.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Since we still don't know what her job is... :thinking:
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She supposedly worked at the same place back in her old place, which narrows it down quite a bit to e.g. fast food, convenience store or the street!
 
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Dragoonism said:
She supposedly worked at the same place back in her old place, which narrows it down quite a bit to e.g. fast food, convenience store or the street!
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Not really. Any large chain/franchise in any industry has relocation programs in place. Were it not for us knowing some of her supposed hours she could just as easily be working in a big cubicle farm.
 
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So to sum up what he has been saying about Khet lately in one sentence:

"Khet has been laying by the fireplace unconsciously BATTLing a cold EVERYDAY by playing my PS-Vita, so please donate to get me a Playstation TV!

Best way to help me is to TIP me because I get that fund right away.

KingOfHypocrasy did a 50 bit cheer and asked me how is khet doing, I don't know, real talk, I dont, because she sleeps downstairs and i don't see her, okay? I just want my PSTV so thanks for the cheer but there you go, *snoooooooort*"
 
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So to sum up what he has been saying about Khet lately in one sentence:

"Khet has been laying by the fireplace unconsciously BATTLing a cold EVERYDAY by playing my PS-Vita, so please donate to get me a Playstation TV!

Best way to help me is to TIP me because I get that fund right away.

KingOfHypocrasy did a 50 bit cheer and asked me how is khet doing, I don't know, real talk, I dont, because she sleeps downstairs and i don't see her, okay? I just want my PSTV so thanks for the cheer but there you go, *snoooooooort*"
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Is he really begging for a PSTV now? I haven't been watching him that much recently.
 
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Is he really begging for a PSTV now? I haven't been watching him that much recently.
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Love to see how he'll spin it if he is. Wonder if "it'll let me stream Vita games, dood!" will come up.

Because I'm sure people are clamoring for content from a seven year old handheld system.
 
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