Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut

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I feel dirty. It's like having a small child asking advice on how to be a slut on the internet.

"Well, hunny, there's nothing wrong with exploring your sexual identity... wait. WAIT! NO. NONONONO. We are NOT having this discussion, young lady! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
 
I would be honest with him.

Your a total stranger who bought something off him, that's it. Tell Fatty the hard truth and just maybe, maybe he will listen.

Anything else is wasted time
 
People have been telling him to improve his hygiene, take proper care of his hair, not dress like a clown or pantomime dame, and take better care of his health for ages now. he doesn't want to be told to do any of these things because not doing them is easier than doing them.

When he's asking for advice on how to be more "sex positive", what he's really asking is are there any words or simple actions that he's currently unaware of that will gain him access to china.
Essentially, he wants to know what the super secret lesbian cheat codes are.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
People have been telling him to improve his hygiene, take proper care of his hair, not dress like a clown or pantomime dame, and take better care of his health for ages now. he doesn't want to be told to do any of these things because not doing them is easier than doing them.

When he's asking for advice on how to be more "sex positive", what he's really asking is are there any words or simple actions that he's currently unaware of that will gain him access to china.
Essentially, he wants to know what the super secret lesbian cheat codes are.
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Well he stopped dressing like a clown, but he is more dressing like some crazy bag lady.
 
Careful Chris, for the path of the slut is a path many adventurers pursue, but few survive to tell the tale

The few that survive may choose to tell of how to follow in their pursuits through a tome written by many through the ages. Here is how it looks:

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Convince him that other lesbians like "short, sporty hair" or something. He needs to cut that shit. Just send him pics of random women with short hair, trying to convince him it's in this season or whatever. He'll probably say no but worth a shot.
 
Brother, you should tell Chris that he needs to train, say his prayers and eat his vitamins. Be true to himself, be true to his country, be a Real American!
 
CharlieBrowns said:
I really want you to cite that pretty please.
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I mean, if you really want me to:

eBAY said:
Members can send messages to each other through eBay. We encourage open communication between our members but we don't allow our members to use these options to send spam, offers to buy or sell off eBay, threats, profanity, or hate speech. We also don't allow members to exchange email addresses or links that do not directly help buyers and sellers complete a transaction on eBay.
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I think helping Chris become a lesbian slut is a little outside the communication policy - but that's just me.
 
I like how he's spent 14 years trying to get just one non-imaginary woman to be attracted to him but now he's decided there are tips out there that could help him attract multitudes of them.
 
Thetan said:
I kinda feel like I owe you an apology for this. Renee started the whole "sex positive" thing. Why on earth would he be asking you for tips on being a slut? What makes him think you're sex positive? Odd how he make such an assumption based on few eBay purchases.
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I think it might be because I asked him about tribadism before. I wanted to know if he was willing to draw something NSFW.

jemas42 said:
I sincerely doubt anything you do or say could help him get girls (that tugboat has sailed) but maybe tell him to take a little better care of himself?

Or just ignore the message/point out how inappropriate it is to ask, it's what I would do.
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I'll try giving him advice on how to take care of himself and how to look good. I've asked him about his fashion sense and if he exercises, this was his response. Also, it looks like he has made me three pages instead of the four I ordered. :/
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Since he asked if I was a lesbian or if I knew any lesbians, I told him I was bisexual. In response, he sent this:
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Well to be honest with those text walls you got a page and a half at most.
 
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