💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,416 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 838 20.2%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 887 21.4%
  • Total voters
    4,140
I'm convinced we're his only regular viewers. I wouldn't be surprised if someone on here turns around and says "I am the paypig, I just didn't want him to An Hero" or something.
 
Mud Sharpener said:
I'm convinced we're his only regular viewers. I wouldn't be surprised if someone on here turns around and says "I am the paypig, I just didn't want him to An Hero" or something.
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That would be going against the natural order of lolcows. Don't interfere, let nature take it's course.
 
princeton_boy said:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux8ZT3V4nCk post twitter deletion, cosmo is still livestreaming smash in his virgin dwelling apartment
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Right now it's just 17 viewers and Cosmo whining in text chat with no commentary in stream with paypigs trying to give him emotional support:
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So, has Smash Ultimate saved Narco's streaming career? Like Breath of the Wild saved it last year? Is he beating up these nudniks of gamers like he announced and made everyone fear the radical skills he has obtained through years of speedruns?
Is he finally understanding that a game can't change your reputation?
 
Steam Crow said:
The game would have had a better shot at improving her fate if she had access to twitch. As it stands she's streaming on an already gimped platform and has no exposure anymore because nobody gives a shit about her.
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Let's imagine for a bit that Cosmo didn't get himself banned from Twitch. He'd still have to deal with heavy competition from people who are both better at the game than he is and who are more charismatic to watch. Then he'd have to deal with the fact that he straight up destroyed his streaming career when he decided to troon out and "retire from" speedrunning. Building up a streaming career from nothing in this day and age when every 13 year old kid can stream with their game console is hard unless you already made a name for yourself elsewhere.
 
You can't do what Cosmos has done unless on some level you're purposely trying to sabotage your own life. He got an insane amount of leeway on Twitch, getting away with breaking multiple rules for sustained periods of time so you couldn't write it off as a one time incident or an accident but he kept pushing it until even Twitch had enough. He's an insecure muppet who is trying to burn everything in his life down in hopes of seeing who sticks around because that's how selfish and weak people test relationships. He's locked away in his apartment and in his head so he has no healthy behavior to compare himself to. If you don't have a solid standard for mental health (requiring interaction with functional friends and family) then introspection can becomes more of an act of vanity because you're not putting yourself under any of that meaningful scrutiny. His ego is so big and his insecurities so gnawing that even if a genuinely stable person wanted to be his friend he'd put them through the emotional wringer and a healthy person wouldn't put up with that, choosing to bail. It's an endless loop that filters out everyone except potential sycophants who offer him only the shallowest of praises and his dumb ass doesn't understand why it isn't scratching his ego's itch.

He's made his own cage. He's fucked.
 
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AGDQ Wind Waker HD live right now with Linkus. Subscriber-only chat, I wonder if mentioning Cosmo/Narco is banned
 
I'm surprised he hasn't restored his Twitter yet. His ghoulish physiology must have evolved backup dopamine reserves.
 
I'm sorry if I missed it, but is Cosmo streaming on Youtube again? I haven't seen him on stream.me. Also which criteria need to be met in order for us to declare this "new beginning" a failure?
 
Cosmo is a form of existential crisis in its purest form. A bad relationship and subsequent loss on the biggest stage of his life really caused him to go tumbling down, and once you are in that pained mindset, and you continue to lose support month after month after month its hard not to keep yourself in that mindset.
 
Only a matter of time until she kills herself and it gets blamed on transphobes. I can already imagine all the articles by outlets that don't care at all about Cosmo right now.
 
She's been promising it when her bank balance hits zero as a way of guilting her paypigs into keeping her drug money coming. The poetry of somebody who chose the name Narcissa for themselves taking the coward's way out would be too much to handle. She clearly doesn't give a fuck about her family on so many levels, this final disrespect might almost be healing for them.
 
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