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I can't remember tbh.
Jake and Zinnia are both being disingenuous here. Kids absolutely Google their parents and doing so will inevitable lead Zinnia's step kids to her porn.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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I can't remember tbh.
Jake and Zinnia are both being disingenuous here. Kids absolutely Google their parents and doing so will inevitable lead Zinnia's step kids to her porn.
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Jake's way too fat (due to the winter weather) to successfully make that leap from "kids will Google their parents so maybe don't link to all your porn" to "children actively seek out pornographic videos of their parents"
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"Jake, just because you don't identify as a male gnome doesn't mean you aren't a male gnome."
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I don't think someone who hides tries to hide their identity from the world and who's never been in a relationship is in any position to offer advice to someone who is an openly trans cam whore living with children.
Another self-pitying Googleshng. So much for not tweeting over the weekend. Apart from the ridiculous language Jake uses, he refuses to accept that when people don't want you back in their lives and you're having trouble moving on from that, it's a therapist you need to be talking to and not those people. "Talking it through for closure" is just a manipulative way to get people to talk to you once again - something their continued silence make clear they don't want to do.
Another self-pitying Googleshng. So much for not tweeting over the weekend. Apart from the ridiculous language Jake uses, he refuses to accept that when people don't want you back in their lives and you're having trouble moving on from that, it's a therapist you need to be talking to and not those people. "Talking it through for closure" is just a manipulative way to get people to talk to you once again - something their continued silence make clear they don't want to do.
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That's a lot of words just to say, "PLEASE ZOE LET ME SLIDE INTO YOUR DM'S AGAIN!"
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PTSD from GamerGate.
And by "from GamerGate" I mean, "from dumb fights on the internet."
And by "from dumb fights on the internet" I mean, "stuff that Jake pretended happened."
And by "from GamerGate" I mean, "from dumb fights on the internet."
And by "from dumb fights on the internet" I mean, "stuff that Jake pretended happened."
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I remember him talking about how on certain days, his body fat distribution was such that he couldn’t pass for female. His understanding of biology is not only poor by scientific standards, but by the standards of observable reality.
This fool is claiming to have PTSD from people ignoring him on Twitter. If only there was some way of avoiding Twitter, of somehow not looking at it.
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Chelsea!
Eew. And of course Jake has a link to that handy.
The image Jake linked.
Eew. And of course Jake has a link to that handy.
The image Jake linked.
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'Self-identifying is all you need! You are what you say you are! Describing someone incorrectly, like misgendering, is murder!'
'Don't call me cis.'
'WE'LL CALL YOU WHAT WE WANT TO REEEEEEEE'
'Don't call me cis.'
'WE'LL CALL YOU WHAT WE WANT TO REEEEEEEE'
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I think Big Blue criticising Jesse Singal and turning up on Zinnia's timeline has broken Jake's brain. And I expect it's going to get worse.
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What does he want people to do here? Specifically, what does he want from people? There are no threats that anyone can see (because there are none) and he won’t name names (same reason). I don’t know what the desired outcome is.
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More Patreon money and gaming gigs. That's been Jake's objective for a while now. The imagined threats are meant to achieve the 1st, the DM creeping is meant to accomplish the latter.
I have a feeling she's muted him already.
I see that Big Blue's comeback continues to provide the lulz we crave.
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"spending time in 20 degree weather and being denied sleep" sounds awfully like Mommy dragged him out of the house and made him help shop for groceries
At noon
Based Blue roasting these slanderous liars.
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I know he's suicide baited in the past but I don't think we've ever seen him this quite frantic before
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I think most people, who have a bit of social insecurity, would face being cut off by a friend by asking themselves, “what did I do? What’s wrong with me?” These are natural feelings. Sometimes they’re not all that helpful because it’s the other person who has the problem.
But Jake doesn’t do that at all. There’s no introspection. There’s just the narcissistic demand that the people who cut him off talk to him because he’s sure that he can clear up any misunderstandings.
But Jake doesn’t do that at all. There’s no introspection. There’s just the narcissistic demand that the people who cut him off talk to him because he’s sure that he can clear up any misunderstandings.
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Do a flip. Or at your weight, a flop.
Really, if you want to know the kind of person Jake is, look what happens when he gets attention. “Oh I probably won’t kill myself today, I might tomorrow, you’d better never stop paying attention to me just in case!” No, Jake, you won’t kill yourself tomorrow or ever. How many times has he threatened suicide now?
Here’s an idea - why not just tell the people who want to kill you where to find you?
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This translates as Jake has no IRL friends, he has no twitter friends that will listen to his endless pity party, and his family will bring up reality instead of sympathetically listening to his delusional whining.
Imagine NEET Jake crying about his twitter friends blocking him to his mother, who works full time, is dealing with an elderly mother who just had a stroke, pays the taxes and mortgage, does all the cooking and cleaning, etc... and yet he is complaining about just that. How awful mom and his family is for dealing with shit that actually matters instead of thinking Jake’s pretend life on twitter is top priority. Jake is a giant toddler who never learned he isn’t the center of the universe.
He’s having a tantrum this past week because mommy is taking care of her dying mother instead of tending to poor Jakey-poo and his no good, very bad, terrible week.
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He knows he's lying, and that we already know where he is, and that he's been there for literally decades now, literally in the same room surrounded by copies of his failed game, wallowing in failure. If he's at all honest with himself, he knows anyone he's wailing at online who is still paying attention after years of this shit also knows that we know that, and that Jake is a histrionic liar.
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Yeah, hes exhausting . If he's this unable to move on from the end of a friendship, how would he ever deal with a romantic breakup?
Sometimes you've just gotta say "fuck em" and move on .
Might not be easy.
But Jake knew Zoe and these "closest friends ever" for what, one year?
People deal with the dissolution of decades-long relationships.
And when you remember this, and the aforementioned unwillingness to consider his own culpability in all these lost friendships, it becomes clear that:
A- Jake is looking for a mommy who is never allowed to go away...
B) He will never improve
Sometimes you've just gotta say "fuck em" and move on .
Might not be easy.
But Jake knew Zoe and these "closest friends ever" for what, one year?
People deal with the dissolution of decades-long relationships.
And when you remember this, and the aforementioned unwillingness to consider his own culpability in all these lost friendships, it becomes clear that:
A- Jake is looking for a mommy who is never allowed to go away...
B) He will never improve