Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Seems like fatty wants fed. Trump gets to do this because he's rich and the president of the USA. Bob's a basement dweller who only wishes he could have a feast of greasy fast food, though that would clog his arteries to hell and back.
I can’t imagine why Trimp would invite a basement dweller to the White House. Fuck, the only thing Bob would do is creep on Melania and Ivanka.

Bob knows it's classier when you show up at the door with the white paper bag disintegrating from steamy nuggies.
You would also need a Mario T-shirt tucked in with a coat and you would have the Bob Chipman starter pack.
 
As an intellectual myself, I can see the brilliance behind Trump's actions. By creating a contrast between the high class setting and the greasy common fast food, he is showing the absurdity of false intellectuals thinking they could have a place in the upper echelons of society when they have no class or skills to be there. Chipman is the burger, and thus his anger at the truth being so blatantly shown.
 
Seems like fatty wants fed. Trump gets to do this because he's rich and the president of the USA. Bob's a basement dweller who only wishes he could have a feast of greasy fast food, though that would clog his arteries to hell and back.

Big fat angry manchild going into ALLCAPS rage over seeing photos of piles and piles of fast food? "Not a good look," as der Blobbenfuhrer likes to say.
 
Someone’s mad he didn’t get the invite to eat all the food.
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Well if it is nothing more than a clever bait by Trump to troll his critics, it's certainly working. So many left-wing Twitter personalities are losing their shit right now over this.

Also, I find it hilarious how Bob identified this as some attempt by Trump to elicit a negative response from his critics but then preceded to still fall for the bait by getting angry over it.
 
Well if it is nothing more than a clever bait by Trump to troll his critics, it's certainly working. So many left-wing Twitter personalities are losing their shit right now over this.

Also, I find it hilarious how Bob identified this as some attempt by Trump to elicit a negative response from his critics but then preceded to still fall for the bait by getting angry over it.
That's our Chipman!
 
Most big city leftists are completely clueless as to who actually comprises the military or what actual fighting would entail.

The soyboys and fat faggots like Bob aren't going to be doing fighting. Neither will niggers or Mexicans. Also big cities don't produce their own food or water or electricity. Uh oh.

Any civil war would quickly result in an army of toxic masculine white men from hated flyover country seizing highways and farms and cutting off power to urban areas. All the white leftists you see would either die of starvation or get killed and eaten by a nigger along with a side of KFC gravy.

Bring it on Bob.
They also don't seem to understand, as apocryphally attributed to Napoleon: "An army travels on its stomach". Middle America is called the bread basket for a reason, and without supplies coming in from the Red states, what exactly do they plan to eat? Fresh food will dry up fast, packaged foods will be used quickly. Does Bob think that the coastal cities can survive purely by fishing the oceans empty?

One of the disadvantages the South had in the Civil War was that, despite being agricultural, a lot of that production was geared toward cotton and tobacco. Food and fuel are probably even above ammunition when it comes to keeping an army fit for combat. Another rebel disadvantage: lack of industrial capacity or adequate supplies of gunmetal (Confederate weapons often substituted brass for steel, which was much more prone to deformation and expansion than steel). I don't think Bob has even thought to consider that the requirements for feeding and equipping his hypothetical coastal elite army against the mayonnaise ghouls. Bob and his ilk apparently never touched an RTS. Simplified as they may be, Warcraft and C&C put one important thing forward: wars are won through control of resources.
 
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As an intellectual myself, I can see the brilliance behind Trump's actions. By creating a contrast between the high class setting and the greasy common fast food, he is showing the absurdity of false intellectuals thinking they could have a place in the upper echelons of society when they have no class or skills to be there. Chipman is the burger, and thus his anger at the truth being so blatantly shown.
Holy shit!

This is has so many ironies and paradoxes. Even Oppenheimer would have a hard time wracking his brain around finding them all.
 
They also don't seem to understand, as apocryphally attributed to Napoleon: "An army travels on its stomach". Middle America is called the bread basket for a reason, and without supplies coming in from the Red states, what exactly do they plan to eat? Fresh food will dry up fast, packaged foods will be used quickly. Does Bob think that the coastal cities can survive purely by fishing the oceans empty?

One of the disadvantages the South had in the Civil War was that, despite being agricultural, a lot of that production was geared toward cotton and tobacco. Food and fuel are probably even above ammunition when it comes to keeping an army fit for combat. Another rebel disadvantage: lack of industrial capacity or adequate supplies of gunmetal (Confederate weapons often substituted brass for steel, which was much more prone to deformation and expansion than steel). I don't think Bob has even thought to consider that the requirements for feeding and equipping his hypothetical coastal elite army against the mayonnaise ghouls. Bob and his ilk apparently never touched an RTS. Simplified as they may be, Warcraft and C&C put one important thing forward: wars are won through control of resources.
Not to undermine your point, but the blue states resupply their shelves from latin american and european trade deals.
Let's not forget that even though the confederacy was far better supplied than the union, the intervention of foreign incumbents helped greatly in their eventual defeat.
Even RTS games take into consideration the usefulness of alliances (which the red states always seem to underestimate (even though the corporate alliances on said states are more fruitful and long-lived)).
 
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Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.
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previously, J-Mac got mad that Star Trek "framed" Klingons as foreign terrorists. (extraterrestrials aren't foreign, and Klingons have never been portrayed as violent before. it takes a Trained Feminist™ to understand this.)
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Kooky Kow Krossover!
Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.
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previously, J-Mac got mad that Star Trek "framed" Klingons as foreign terrorists. (extraterrestrials aren't foreign, and Klingons have never been portrayed as violent before. it takes a Trained Feminist™ to understand this.)
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I guess J-Mac missed 'The Trouble With Tribbles' where the fucking Klingons poisoned a world's grain supply and the only reason they found out was because the tribbles got into it (and died)?
 
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