Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[thejackal]

this insufferable bitch I can't even wrap my head around the stupidity.

The next video she says: "I believe that you lose more weight when you eat more". She then goes off an a completely incoherent rant about how 1200 calories isn't enough to "fuel an adult body".

It's horrifying seeing her looking relatively svelte only 4 years ago talking about her weight loss plans. Obviously in hindsight her incredible fat logic was setting her up.

 

[neckiminaj]

My dainty girl, I am pretty much responsible for her rage ask fm quit the other day. She answered my skin fold question, then deactivated a few moments later. I was able to screen cap. When she activated again she deleted my question and said it was ask fm mods who did it.

 

[Meat Popsicle]

This is totally inconsequential: where the fuck did Big AL's glasses go? She had them back in 2017 Vlogmas, but never after that.

Did she eat them?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

This is totally inconsequential: where the fuck did Big AL's glasses go? She had them back in 2017 Vlogmas, but never after that.

Did she eat them?

Went the route of of her exes. Just gone. Heh. That and it surely doesn't fit her face anymore.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

This is totally inconsequential: where the fuck did Big AL's glasses go? She had them back in 2017 Vlogmas, but never after that.

Did she eat them?

She says she broke them and hasn't replaced them yet. Just like everything else health related in her life that she can't be bothered to put money towards. Why improve your vision when Wal-Mart has 4 for 1 all notebooks and stationary?!

Or maybe she's purposely leaning into her bad eye sight because it makes it harder for her to see her disaster of a body.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She says she broke them and hasn't replaced them yet. Just like everything else health related in her life that she can't be bothered to put money towards. Why improve your vision when Wal-Mart has 4 for 1 all notebooks and stationary?!

Or maybe she's purposely leaning into her bad eye sight because it makes it harder for her to see her disaster of a body.

That's a good point, actually. How much do you think her missing glasses contributes to how delusional she appears?

She's obviously a liar, of course, but I wonder if she does actually have a skewed picture of how bad some of the visible changes are. Like she can see discoloration on her knuckles but not how bad it's gotten, for example. Or she actually can't see how bad her clothing fits.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Another thing to think about - she wouldn't fit in a standard optometrist's chair.

 

[Faggot Gift]

This is totally inconsequential: where the fuck did Big AL's glasses go? She had them back in 2017 Vlogmas, but never after that.

Did she eat them?

When you never leave the house where everything is a few feet in front of you what point is there in glasses

 

[Queen Kimberly]

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[Mr Foster]

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Unprecedented exceptionalism.

Amber, is your moonface putting pressure on your frontal lobe?

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Amber is now claiming that these men won’t STOP thirsting for her dainty feminine ass on a daily basis. But she’s a LESBIAN, and these are definitely normal stable dudes, not feeders or anything grotesque like that. She has to beat them off with a stick. It’s why she closed her Snapchat!

Edit: She lasted a few hours this time before deactivating. I think people were pointing out that her foster care timeline doesn’t add up and that these dudes were horny for her because of their fetish. Not because she’s some hot lipstick lesbian.

 

[Rotogravure]

They apparently aren't even her glasses anyway... The story was (and of course, remember Amberlynn) was that she found them in a parking lot while out one day with Destiny and thought they looked cute.

 

[neckiminaj]

Amber is now claiming that these men won’t STOP thirsting for her dainty feminine ass on a daily basis. But she’s a LESBIAN, and these are definitely normal stable dudes, not feeders or anything grotesque like that. She has to beat them off with a stick. It’s why she closed her Snapchat!

Edit: She lasted a few hours this time before deactivating. I think people were pointing out that her foster care timeline doesn’t add up and that these dudes were horny for her because of their fetish. Not because she’s some hot lipstick lesbian.

This is what she does best. Anytime there is truth and I mean actual truth to a statement someone says to her about herself, she panics and deactivates, it triggers her fear of being exposed as the liar that she is. She’s so stupid she doesn’t realize most things on the internet can never be deleted especially when you have a following of haters/fans. She can’t even properly backtrack her own statements to lie.

Another thing to think about - she wouldn't fit in a standard optometrist's chair.

The equipment would not allow such accommodations for her gigantic face either.

 

[a834604]

They apparently aren't even her glasses anyway... The story was (and of course, remember Amberlynn) was that she found them in a parking lot while out one day with Destiny and thought they looked cute.

Okay she definitely ate the spaghetti out of the trash. Who the fuck picks up random glasses from the fucking ground in a fucking parking lot?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Okay she definitely ate the spaghetti out of the trash. Who the fuck picks up random glasses from the fucking ground in a fucking parking lot?

I do. And then I return them to the lost and found of whatever place owns the parking lot. It might be a single mother or kid in a low income household that really needs em.

Besides, cannot assume random parking lot glasses are your exact prescription anyway, that could really fuck up your eyes.

 

[JCnGGd32]

Okay she definitely ate the spaghetti out of the trash. Who the fuck picks up random glasses from the fucking ground in a fucking parking lot?

Tell me more about the spaghetti....

 

[Faggot Gift]

Her usernames include "zebraprintlove" and "mustbepearls". I swear one day I'll work up the courage to kms

 

[Basketball Jones]

For the uninitiated, I found Amberlynn’s poetry and writing. I only realized while archiving the link that it had been archived a year ago. So... for those who don’t know, enjoy.

https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

[EDIT] edited original post, thought I found something “new” lol

 

[497]

Amber is now claiming that these men won’t STOP thirsting for her dainty feminine ass on a daily basis. But she’s a LESBIAN, and these are definitely normal stable dudes, not feeders or anything grotesque like that. She has to beat them off with a stick. It’s why she closed her Snapchat!

Edit: She lasted a few hours this time before deactivating. I think people were pointing out that her foster care timeline doesn’t add up and that these dudes were horny for her because of their fetish. Not because she’s some hot lipstick lesbian.

Now it'll be interesting if all of a sudden it's mukbang video time. She'll wear a low cut dress top that reveals her boobs and "oopps this subway sandwich is so messy" and drops lettuce down shirt and picks it out and eats it.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Another thing to think about - she wouldn't fit in a standard optometrist's chair.

I went to the optometrist at Sams Club last year, and the chair had no arms and was massive. I think Walmart knows and obviously caters to their bus sized clientele.