Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Eric's latest in which he:
  • Is STILL at his sister's, and informs us her dog is home from surgery but "looks sad".
  • Spends what feels like an hour telling us why he and Rickie are going to some restaurant, explains to us the complicated but riveting technicalities of "lunch" vs. "dinner", doesn't show any footage of the lunch/dinner.
  • Eric and Rickie have picked up the dogs and are back at home, the vacation from the Beanbags is officially over.
  • Rickie has had an epiphany, y'all: being around normal-sized people who eat healthy has made him feel "big" and he wants to start eating better and lose weight.
  • Rickie discloses that at age 7 he weighed 284 elbees. He got down to 230 during their recent efforts at the gym, but he's back to 250. Eric's going to join him on this weightloss journey. They will be doing this by drinking smoothies.
  • Talks incessantly and repetitively about smoothies and his sister's eating habits.
  • Wants to eat more organically and healthy, shows us his haul of frozen meals and canned vegetables.
In an effort to prolong his life, he is changing his lifestyle: no more sitting around eating sweets and going out to eat all the time. Good luck boys, I'm sure you'll get plenty of support from TweedleFat and TweedleThumb.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Eric's latest in which he:
  • Is STILL at his sister's, and informs us her dog is home from surgery but "looks sad".
  • Spends what feels like an hour telling us why he and Rickie are going to some restaurant, explains to us the complicated but riveting technicalities of "lunch" vs. "dinner", doesn't show any footage of the lunch/dinner.
  • Eric and Rickie have picked up the dogs and are back at home, the vacation from the Beanbags is officially over.
  • Rickie has had an epiphany, y'all: being around normal-sized people who eat healthy has made him feel "big" and he wants to start eating better and lose weight.
  • Rickie discloses that at age 7 he weighed 284 elbees. He got down to 230 during their recent efforts at the gym, but he's back to 250. Eric's going to join him on this weightloss journey. They will be doing this by drinking smoothies.
  • Talks incessantly and repetitively about smoothies and his sister's eating habits.
  • Wants to eat more organically and healthy, shows us his haul of frozen meals and canned vegetables.
In an effort to prolong his life, he is changing his lifestyle: no more sitting around eating sweets and going out to eat all the time. Good luck boys, I'm sure you'll get plenty of support from TweedleFat and TweedleThumb.
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Wait have they been staying at his sister's house the whole time or have they been home? If not then his sister has been beyond charitable.
 
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raritycunt said:
Wait have they been staying at his sister's house the whole time or have they been home? If not then his sister has been beyond charitable.
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I'm pretty sure he said they stayed at his sister's house for a week, which lines up with Amber talking about how fun it was for her and Becky to have the house to themselves.
I imagine his sister was relieved to have some peace and quiet after a week of listening to Eric ramble. I also imagine Rickie was horrified to come home and have to deal with the stinky disaster that the beanbags inevitably left for him to clean up.
 
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Bunny said:
I need a pic of 284 pound, 7 year old Rickie because I cannot physically imagine a child that young being that big and I've seen those eps of Maury with the fat babies with the Michelin Man arms.
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It feels impossible right? Like maybe... MAYBE... a REALLY fat 184lb 7 year old. Surely he misspoke? Maybe a 17 year old 284lb Rickie?
 
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One thing I theorize; Rickie is welcome no matter where he goes. He seems like he'd pitch in and help, and genuinely no one is upset he'd be there because he doesn't expect every thing done for him. Granted I don't watch every video but it's a guess based on him fucking doing every thing at home that it's just his ethics.

And..Becky might be consuming more calories then Hamber. She's ballooning up rapidly, yet she's the caretaker. She does all the labour etc. So just how much does she fucking drink to be gaining like that?
 
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HalifaxHighlander said:
It feels impossible right? Like maybe... MAYBE... a REALLY fat 184lb 7 year old. Surely he misspoke? Maybe a 17 year old 284lb Rickie?
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The Maury Show had 200+ pound 2 year olds age is but a number to obesity.

But seriously congrats to Rickie for overcoming childhood obesity, he's a chunky adult now but he could have been Amber's size or more now.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
(She lost a ton of weight after CPS got involved.)
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I'd like to point out that even at that child's tender age, she did extensive damage to her body. Look at the way she walks. I hope she was able to get some sort of therapy to help that gait. Just imagine what our gorl would look like if she ever managed it? She'd still waddle because her legs have to be bowed now and the arches in her feet are distant memories. She'd have so much excess skin that would need attention. Her back is fucked and that won't change just because she loses weight, it would require surgery. She'll likely need knee and hip replacements at some point...if she lives that long. I'm sure she has fatty liver and an enlarged heart, there is simply no way she couldn't.
 
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