Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
So /cow/ may have found Donga's phone number and are attempting to crack the number code itself as it was partially covered up by his ex who runs a wrestling event? You can go look at /cow/ right now to see what I am talking about.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
No, but it is rumoured that Vamp and Tonka have fallen out. There's no confirmation at this point.
Click to expand...

She hasn't posted on Twitter for two days now, but I sadly think she's enough of a dumb bitch to stick it out with him.

I mean, AP and Failure are apparently gonna team up and do a show together. I don't think Vamp has a single thing outside of Donga.


Oxyberry said:
Yeah I heard some about her having fucked jewkim?
Click to expand...

Per Zoom. That's not enough for him to dump her though. He's a literal cuck. She'd have to dump him, but see above.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: instythot
Colonel J said:
If neither Andy or Donga agree to a street fight at Knoxville then they both are pussing out.
Click to expand...
This might be the worst take yet, almost as bad as AiU's "he didn't technically lose".

After everything we have seen, you would trust Tonka in a illegal fight?
The man can't even give his bloodwork correctly, leading to doubts that he might have an illness that Andy should try to protect himself from.

Would you trust Tonka to fight with honor in a street fight? That fucking pussy could easily have a weapon on him.

There's a very good reason why this fight was under legal rules and supervision because if somehow you haven't gotten the message from this thread : You can't trust Donga.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Jill Kews, Le Pew, spikespiegel and 13 others
Samuel Belmont said:
So what is better? This shitshow of the fight not happening or having the fight?

Right now I'm for the shitshow. I wanted the fight before but now this is just too fucking funny.
Click to expand...
This is much more entertaining. If they had the fight and Tonka lost he would have caught some shit but not this much, and if he won he would have been insufferable. Either way it wouldn't be the Mundanematt like fall from """""grace""""" currently going on.

Edit:Added quotation marks for accuracy.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: spikespiegel, Waves, Abominacione and 6 others
Goblin King said:
This might be the worst take yet, almost as bad as AiU's "he didn't technically lose".

After everything we have seen, you would trust Tonka in a illegal fight?
The man can't even give his bloodwork correctly, leading to doubts that he might have an illness that Andy should try to protect himself from.

Would you trust Tonka to fight with honor in a street fight? That fucking pussy could easily have a weapon on him.

There's a very good reason why this fight was under legal rules and supervision because if somehow you haven't gotten the message from this thread : You can't trust Donga.
Click to expand...
If both sides want to beat the other one up than neither should be satisfied with a technical victory and just settle things with a streetfight. Donga claims they will be showing up in Knoxville and Donga's bloodwork, according to Nick Riketa, shows up as negative for AIDS/HPV/etc and was done using their previous name before filing the name change. There would be viewers of the fight and if Donga pulled out a knife or something people can intervene.

And if I remember correctly, setting up the fight under legal rules, an "official match," was Donga's idea and people back speculated that it was done to make more work for Andy so Andy wouldn't bother fighting.
 
  • Dumb
  • Islamic Content
  • Autistic
Reactions: zyclonPD, Jill Kews, Le Pew and 16 others
Colonel J said:
If both sides want to beat the other one up than neither should be satisfied with a technical victory and just settle things with a streetfight. Donga claims they will be showing up in Knoxville and Donga's bloodwork, according to Nick Riketa, shows up as negative for AIDS/HPV/etc and was done using their previous name before filing the name change. There would be viewers of the fight and if Donga pulled out a knife or something people can intervene.

And if I remember correctly, setting up the fight under legal rules, an "official match," was Donga's idea and people back speculated that it was done to make more work for Andy so Andy wouldn't bother fighting.
Click to expand...
"If you aren't willing to risk jail over a dumb internet fight then you didn't really wanna fight"

Fuck off retard
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Arilea, Jill Kews, Le Pew and 38 others
Samuel Belmont said:
So what is better? This shitshow of the fight not happening or having the fight?
Click to expand...

This. By a country mile.

I mean, Null put it best when he said this fight could have been entertaining if one of them basically one-shot the other, but the chances of that were pretty nil. I think it would have been pretty gay.

I think a better question (asked on the Killstream) is whether Donga just dethroned Mundane Matt as the reigning fuckup champion on Youtube. I'm with Metokur in saying yes, yes he did.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: snackbar hero, spikespiegel, Waves and 9 others
Colonel J said:
If both sides want to beat the other one up than neither should be satisfied with a technical victory and just settle things with a streetfight. Donga claims they will be showing up in Knoxville and Donga's bloodwork, according to Nick Riketa, shows up as negative for AIDS/HPV/etc and was done using their previous name before filing the name change. There would be viewers of the fight and if Donga pulled out a knife or something people can intervene.

And if I remember correctly, setting up the fight under legal rules, an "official match," was Donga's idea and people back speculated that it was done to make more work for Andy so Andy wouldn't bother fighting.
Click to expand...

Well, Andy did everything including traveling to the venue. He already proved he wants to fight once, and Donga proved he'll waste everyone's time.

Who in their right mind would give him a second chance in light of his reaction to the cancellation? Are you proposing that Andy just keep jumping through every new smoke ring Chief Running Mouth puffs out of his peace pipe?
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Belligerent Monk, spikespiegel, Waves and 9 others
AP rants at Tonka


"The Internet is a lot like jail, no one likes a snitch and don't fuck with children or animals."

Captain Manning said:
I mean, Null put it best when he said this fight could have been entertaining if one of them basically one-shot the other, but the chances of that were pretty nil. I think it would have been pretty gay.
Click to expand...

Neither of these people are actually fighters. It'd be like watching a couple of drunks fight outside a bar. The drama caused by the fight being cancelled is definitely a better bet.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Exterminatus, White Devil's Advocate, Francis York Morgan and 4 others
Samuel Belmont said:
So what is better? This shitshow of the fight not happening or having the fight?

Right now I'm for the shitshow. I wanted the fight before but now this is just too fucking funny.
Click to expand...

I'd say the former only because pretty much everyone except Vamp is turning on Tonka. If that didn't happen, this wouldn't been anywhere near as good.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back