Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
I think he was just taunting him. At this point it was pretty clear that Donga wasn't going to fight anybody.
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Hope so. Hope he doesn't end up getting eaten by Donga's huge extended mutant redneck family in Piedmont, Alabama.

All of which raises another thing that's odd about Donga. When you hear him on stream he sounds like a Goodfellas type New Joisey wiseguy. And then when you look at where he comes from it's a literal trailerpark in Alabama. Like Kraut he's faking his accent to sound more intimidating. Even though for most people the idea of walking into The Hills Have Eyes is a lot more intimidating that meeting some Goodfellas gangster types who are probably pretty OK so long as you watch what you say to them and make it clear you're a harmless Canadian.
 
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Colonel J said:
Both Donga and Andy have expressed interest in doing an unofficial bout, or a "street fight," previously on numerous occasions. This talk of police involvement is a duck. Fights between men happen all the time and the police aren't typically involved unless the fight was unprovoked/not agreed to, someone dies (which, to my recollection, is brought up in the contract both signed) or the person who lost calls the popo which is a bitch move and the person who does that immediately loses all respect from everyone. No one called the police on Zoom when they beat up that hoodrat.
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Look at the parties involved at this point.
We have Donga who is a bitch and would definitely try to weasel out of yet another fight, Kraut's discord server for exceptional youngsters and their eternal jihad against those who have (according to them) caused their downfall, Metokur fans currently going through withdrawal, Zoom, cow, people who bought the ticket and wasted their money, pol, possible independent trolls, and the twenty remaining Kumitards.

There is roughly a 200% chance of at least one person calling the police.
 
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Colonel J said:
I'll quote MetoGroomer themselves since no one questions them:
"Of course he's gonna constantly dodge out on it but every extra opportunity they give him makes him look like even a bigger pussy."
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Some free advice: The Metogroomer comment makes you look exceptional and if you were trying to have legitimate conversation you wouldn’t say this.

Secondly you missed the point of that Metokur quote. They set up a legally sanctioned fight at the request of Tonka. As much crap Tonka talks about Streetfights he wouldn’t show up to it. It was his way of spooking Andy. He thought Andy wouldn’t jump through the necessary hoops to appreciate the craft, and the minute Andy did Tonka knew he messed up. Andy has made constant concessions to fight this guy. He is losing money. He can’t continue to make those concessions forever. Jim’s quote can’t apply to Andy because Andy has continued to prove he wants to fight while Tonka has continued to run.

If you’re going to continue to be like this just go back to trolling LoL forums.
 
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Anyone who defends Tonka has brain damage. Its obvious he's a fucking liar, a coward and a pussy. A streetfight? Give me a fucking break. If he honestly has a neck injury and Andy kills him with a punch, Andy goes to jail. Official or nothing. But at this point, I'd just tell Tonka to fuck off, that you're not going to give him another chance to waste people's time and money and never talk to him again.

I'd go in the ring, apologize to people who expected a fight, shit on Tonka and call it a day.

Tonka is a coward, a pussy and wasted a huge amount of people's time and money. Well, he made Ralph and Jim a ton of fucking money, but most people lost on this, including Andy. My reccomendation would to avoid the Kumitards all weekend. There's already gay OPs afoot. Ralph already admitted he and Andy won't be moving around in Knoxville alone.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
He’s doing an apology stream right now, I jumped part way in but apparently he’s saying that he did get his licensing done.

Which contradicts both the commissioner and Tim Loy, right?
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He just doesn't know when to quit. At this point, what good could come from him saying anything? The damage is done, any apology after the Rekeita stream is going to be (rightfully) seen as some half-baked attempt at saving face, and he can't help but add more fuel to the fire every time he does anything because he keeps lying.

It's not as entertaining for us, but the best thing he could do is disappear but I guess his ego won't let him go quietly.
 
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His apology stream is bullshit.

Any apology that is vague is worth nothing. He keeps repeating "I'm sorry for anything that made this not happen"

Instead of owning to everyone of his pathetic actions, from the name change to shitting on AP for no reason to all the fake information he tried to pass off to Cokeski, Donga chooses the easiest apology possible.

Man can't even say sorry correctly.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
He’s doing an apology stream right now, I jumped part way in but apparently he’s saying that he did get his licensing done.

Which contradicts both the commissioner and Tim Loy, right?
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Yes. He doesn't have his licensing done. He signed a fake name to a contract, which basically invalidates it. The commissioner said he could get licensed but couldn't be on the card because its finalized. Tim, the promoter, has a card on Monday which he could do. There is NO reason to believe a single thing he says.

But he won't, because Tonka is bitch-made. He will use any excuse to get out of it. There is no reason to believe anything that brain-addled, Xanax popping, impotent fucktard says. He's a liar and a coward and deserves to fade into obscurity.

Goblin King said:
His apology stream is bullshit.

Any apology that is vague is worth nothing. He keeps repeating "I'm sorry for anything that made this not happen"

Instead of owning to everyone of his pathetic actions, from the name change to shitting on AP for no reason to all the fake information he tried to pass off to Cokeski, Donga chooses the easiest apology possible.

Man can't even say sorry correctly.
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Oh, there was a VERY good reason AP was shit on. Its because AP used to do travel visas and passports for a living. So he knows everything about name changes. He has done tutorials on it. He banned him because he knew he would call him out on his bullshit. That's why AP was banned. Its because he knew AP would contradict his lies about changing his name.

AP did a stream explaining all this and shitting all over Tonka.
 
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