Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

[Belmont]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

 

[Tobias]

Sorry for the multiple posts but I gotta poll the room.

Is Tonka to Gillberg the way Matt Mundane is to The Shockmaster?

 

[verissimus]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

Yeah. Take Jim's offer.

 

[Zilortha]

Andy had never fought before and at this point I feel bad to admit I thought Andy was trying to have someone call in a bomb threat to cancel the event. Andy always seemed shifty to me.

Andy seems shifty because he's not particularly intelligent. But he isn't an evil shady person like Tonka made him out to be.

And remember folks, Tonka backed down from fighting this exceptional individual.

Don't underestimate retard-strength.

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

At this point? No.

He went too far. He's lied for way too long, cost people way too much. We all know the truth, so some honesty coming from him now would be too little, too late. He should've done that months ago.

Look at how people treat Mundane Matt still, and Matt didn't even personally affect them.
Tonka is fucked, and he's better off taking his money and doing something else with his life. Like Keemstar said with Matt, "maybe in 10 years".

 

[Opinions Still Hurt]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

Here are my suggestions. He could, in no particular order;

Take a nap on train tracks
Test how much bleach a human can consume in under a minute
Wear a "KKK is A-Ok" shirt in downtown Memphis
Try the hottest new x-treme sport "neck-swinging". Really popular in Japan.
See if he has super powers by trying to jump across the Grand Canyon


If he attempts any one of those, Ill watch.

 

[Dingus Egg]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

End his own life. People don't like speaking ill of the dead.

In seriousness though I can't think of anything. Maybe we'll be surprised in the future

 

[instythot]

Hahahahaha he starts his apology with dead air and saying "I was fixing things, I don't have a typical setup"

We know. You have a wheelchair accessible setup

 

[Luigi]

People don't like speaking ill of the dead.

Only if its the fear of a native american curse keeping them at bay.
This dude just proved he is a big pussy, killing himself to escape living with shame would be the ultimate pussy move.

 

[Smarty Pants]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

Hell no. Being an internet tough guy is one level of cringe, but when someone accepts your challenge, spends months preparing for a fight and you sabotage the whole thing and never even show your face there's no possible path to redemption.

 

[Sam Losco]

Here is the amplified audio of his "apology" stream with the beginning 2+ minutes of dead air removed. I'm working on clipping out as much dead air and silence as I can right now just because I'm curious how much time that will remove.
https://clyp.it/o3fv0zu0

 

[instythot]

Here is the amplified audio of his "apology" stream with the beginning 2+ minutes of dead air removed. I'm working on clipping out as much dead air and silence as I can right now just because I'm curious how much time that will remove.
https://clyp.it/o3fv0zu0

You're doing god's work

 

[Bob Barker]

If neither Andy or Donga agree to a street fight at Knoxville then they both are pussing out.

If both sides want to beat the other one up than neither should be satisfied with a technical victory and just settle things with a streetfight. Donga claims they will be showing up in Knoxville and Donga's bloodwork, according to Nick Riketa, shows up as negative for AIDS/HPV/etc and was done using their previous name before filing the name change. There would be viewers of the fight and if Donga pulled out a knife or something people can intervene.

And if I remember correctly, setting up the fight under legal rules, an "official match," was Donga's idea and people back speculated that it was done to make more work for Andy so Andy wouldn't bother fighting.

This retard copy and pasted his ramblings over to ralph's forums after he didn't get the response he wanted in this thread: https://forum.theralphretort.com/th...then-they-both-are-pussing-out.511/#post-7724
When called out on it he called everyone here retarded:

This isn't the first time he's done this either.
https://forum.theralphretort.com/threads/destiny-was-right.508/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-115#post-4206249

This faggot has such a high opinion of himself that whenever his takes get called shit here he reposts them on ralph's forums in a bid to get some form of validation.

 

[MediocreMilt]

So this has been getting shared a lot:

http://archive.is/33Zq7

but the Wikipedia edits went deeper:

http://archive.is/mRxtq

 

[King Buzzo]

Yeah I heard some about her having fucked jewkim?

I hearded about issues with wood not getting hard...

Late, but idgaf. "How, me Donga Softwood of the Cucked Tribe."

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

This exceptional individual copy and pasted his ramblings over to ralph's forums after he didn't get the response he wanted in this thread: https://forum.theralphretort.com/th...then-they-both-are-pussing-out.511/#post-7724
When called out on it he called everyone here exceptional:View attachment 641957
This isn't the first time he's done this either.
https://forum.theralphretort.com/threads/destiny-was-right.508/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-115#post-4206249

This faggot has such a high opinion of himself that whenever his takes get called shit here he reposts them on ralph's forums in a bid to get some form of validation.

How embarrassing @Colonel J

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

This exceptional individual copy and pasted his ramblings over to ralph's forums after he didn't get the response he wanted in this thread: https://forum.theralphretort.com/th...then-they-both-are-pussing-out.511/#post-7724
When called out on it he called everyone here exceptional:View attachment 641957
This isn't the first time he's done this either.
https://forum.theralphretort.com/threads/destiny-was-right.508/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-115#post-4206249

This faggot has such a high opinion of himself that whenever his takes get called shit here he reposts them on ralph's forums in a bid to get some form of validation.

And this is not the first time. @Colonel J, stop this shit before somebody will get you halaled.

 

[No creativity]

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself?

No. It's far too late to ask for forgiveness, especially after he tried to spin the story and pretend this wasn't his fault. There's nothing that he could realistically do that would redeem him in the eyes of the public.

The only thing that could theoretically redeem him in my eyes would be him accepting a fight all by himself against 5 other lolcows and winning, but at this point we're in the realm of pure fan-fiction.

 

[MediocreMilt]

No. It's far too late to ask for forgiveness, especially after he tried to spin the story and pretend this wasn't his fault. There's nothing that he could realistically do that would redeem him in the eyes of the public.

The only thing that could theoretically redeem him in my eyes would be him accepting a fight all by himself against 5 other lolcows and winning, but at this point we're in the realm of pure fan-fiction.

Hey, on the plus side, his online reputation isn't important. I mean, he's not internet people, guys.

 

[verissimus]

Oh god...I think Zoom is going to dox Tonka again live.

Edit : You know what...I'll give you an apology @Bob Barker. Kraut isn't weaponized autism. Zoom is.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Oh Andy you loveable goof!

Its like a 3 hour drive from Nashville to Knoxville lol. Damn it Andy! He really is a goofball, he's honest.

This has probably been asked in the last day or so...but is there ANYTHING Tonka can do to redeem himself? Maybe people might forgive him if he was honest maybe? Show himself? Address how he never intended to fight why he would do this to himself? Apologize for wasting people's time? Leave the internet for a while?

EDIT: He'll still be a Pussy regardless.

Hahahah, no. This is the biggest burn-out ever. Tonka has talked SO MUCH SHIT it is literally impossible for him to recover from this. His whole persona was 'I'm just a regular guy, not an internet guy, I fought in real life, this internet fighting is gay, I can beat anyone's ass in real life'. You don't just come back from that.

Not to mention how many fans he just fucked over. People signed up for Pay-per-View, people made travel plans and things like that. There's no coming back from that. If he said he wanted to do another fight, I'd tell him to go fuck himself, he's irrelevant, a liar and a coward. He signed with a fake name, knowing it would get him out of it. Why the fuck would I ever give him a chance to redeem himself? He had his chance and he fucked up. You want to re-do it? No. You wasted so many people's time, nobody will even fucking GIVE you a card. The word is going to get out. He didn't even do ANY of the work for licensing. He never filed the name-change, didn't file shit. He did NOTHING to do this fight.

Tonka fucked over a promoter. Yeah, the promoter isn't going to shit talk him publicly, but behind the scenes, no way he would get another card. The indie fighting circuit is small, so word is going to get around. This is going to get around like wild-fire to stay away from him and how much a fuck-up and liar he is. So there's no way a legal fight will ever happen with the shit he pulled. Nor would I fight his dumb ass on the street. Yeah sure, an illegal street fight with a dumb faggot who is a liar, a coward and a fool sounds like a good idea.

The destruction of Tonka is worse than if he got beat into a hospital bed by Andy. Andy destroyed him by simply agreeing to fight him. You called the man a pedophile, interfered with his life. The goaded him to fight. The dude would have put Tonka in a fucking coma. He had NO intention of fighting from the beginning. He didn't train, he didn't file a single piece of paperwork. He lied and stalled every step of the way. He was TERRIFIED of Andy, because Andy had the motivation to destroy him.

Nobody except a few brain damaged kumitards will believe him. You have every major person on his side except Vamp throwing him under the bus. I'm still not sure I believe Failure is 100% honest.

Hey, on the plus side, his online reputation isn't important. I mean, he's not internet people, guys.

Not totally true. His reputation in the fighting community is going to be dogshit.

EDIT:
Holy fucking shit, Zoom is calling the car lot