Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%

  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%
  • Total voters
    43
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No creativity said:
No. It's far too late to ask for forgiveness, especially after he tried to spin the story and pretend this wasn't his fault. There's nothing that he could realistically do that would redeem him in the eyes of the public.

The only thing that could theoretically redeem him in my eyes would be him accepting a fight all by himself against 5 other lolcows and winning, but at this point we're in the realm of pure fan-fiction.
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He could also redeem himself by saying:

"I didn't properly get my end of the fight handled. Andy wins by default and I will now fight Geek if he is still willing. Nicky Rackets is in charge of my paperwork as nobody will trust me at this point, with good reason"
 
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instythot said:
He could also redeem himself by saying:

"I didn't properly get my end of the fight handled. Andy wins by default and I will now fight Geek if he is still willing. Nicky Rackets is in charge of my paperwork as nobody will trust me at this point, with good reason"
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Actually I would respect that. If he sincerely apologized for being a fuck up and had someone else handle every aspect of booking it in the future I would at least be able to trust that a fight would happen.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Here is the amplified audio of his "apology" stream with the beginning 2+ minutes of dead air removed. I'm working on clipping out as much dead air and silence as I can right now just because I'm curious how much time that will remove.
https://clyp.it/o3fv0zu0
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Can you like... 1.5x speed it as well? Dude speaks so slow that he takes 10 minutes to say nothing as it is.
 
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Hold up, did he say on stream that he never booked accommodation to go to the fight, followed by the excuse of "well I thought the promotor would supply it to me"? There we go, the cherry on the shit sundae, he never planned to go in the first place. He fucked over his fans and many others who brought tickets, and did so intentionally.

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Slimy Time said:
Hold up, did he say on stream that he never booked accommodation to go to the fight, followed by the excuse of "well I thought the promotor would supply it to me"? There we go, the cherry on the shit sundae, he never planned to go in the first place. He fucked over his fans and many others who brought tickets, and did so intentionally.

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...but it did get worse.
 
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Colonel J said:
If neither Andy or Donga agree to a street fight at Knoxville then they both are pussing out.
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>if you don’t risk getting hyperAIDS, whatever the fuck was in the blanket Donga’s grand-grand-papa got or shanked by a stone knife, you’re a pussy
Even Andy isn’t that stupid and he flew to Nashville instead of Knoxville. That’s usually an American-only mistake and happens with Austria and Australia, but he pulled it off.
True American at heart, even if he resides in the land of the leaf.
 
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Slimy Time said:
Hold up, did he say on stream that he never booked accommodation to go to the fight, followed by the excuse of "well I thought the promotor would supply it to me"? There we go, the cherry on the shit sundae, he never planned to go in the first place. He fucked over his fans and many others who brought tickets, and did so intentionally.

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Alternative: he's just a ree tard who doesn't know this stuff because he has literally never slept anywhere but his grandmother's house
 
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Goddamit, why is he such a pussy? Just fight one single fight. Andy won’t kill him because I doubt he’d be able to get coked up before the fight and Donga could always say that hey, he is a man who means it when he says he’ll fight someone IRL.
But no, instead the native, cowardly and weak, hides and avoids a fair fight although he has nothing to lose. Fake documents, fake blood work, lies, deceit, wasting everyone's time and money.
It’s gotten from unbelievable, to stupid, to infuriatingly stupid, to just puzzling. If I didn’t see a mountain of evidence of Tonka and Andy being brainlets I’d start wondering if they always intended to not let the fight happen for some odd reason.
 
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NSA said:
Looks like Zoom confirmed that Tonka never changed his name and FAKED his notarized name application document.

I fucking called it. He simply signed a fake name on the contract. Amazing.
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Yeah I was kinda thinking the name change thing sounded like a bullshit excuse to try and gloss over signing the contract with a fake name. I don't think he changed his name although I guess it is possible. It's why he has no paperwork to give to the promoter.
 
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Chronic Perturbator said:
If I didn’t see a mountain of evidence of Tonka and Andy being brainlets I’d start wondering if they always intended to not let the fight happen for some odd reason.
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Considering Andy apparently did everything he had to do and is still going, I can't really understand people dragging Andy into that conspiracy. It's pretty evident that Tonka alone bitched out.
 
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Chronic Perturbator said:
Goddamit, why is he such a pussy? Just fight one single fight. Andy won’t kill him because I doubt he’d be able to get coked up before the fight and Donga could always say that hey, he is a man who means it when he says he’ll fight someone IRL.
But no, instead the native, cowardly and weak, hides and avoids a fair fight although he has nothing to lose. Fake documents, fake blood work, lies, deceit, wasting everyone's time and money.
It’s gotten from unbelievable, to stupid, to infuriatingly stupid, to just puzzling. If I didn’t see a mountain of evidence of Tonka and Andy being brainlets I’d start wondering if they always intended to not let the fight happen for some odd reason.
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Because he can't fight. That's just it. Cog's stream actually has someone who knows Tonka and it was crazy. Just the same shit. All Tonka is is one of those guys that talks big lies in real life but can't back it up with anything.

Oh, Andy 100% intended to fight. Andy loathes Tonka. I legitimately think Tonka was scared of Andy, because Andy had a ton of real reasons to want to beat his ass in. He faked evidence he was a pedo, he interfered in his relationship, in his business and did a ton of gay ops against him to fuck him over.
 
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How the hell does he not think people will call him out on his obvious bullshit?

"Oh, I didn't book a flight or a hotel because the promoter said he'd do it for me."
Ignore the fact that nobody *anywhere* handles reservations for private contractors that way, for MANY reasons.. (not the least of which being so that they don't end up paying for a bitchmade faggot like you who ducks out at the last minute).

Andy's been saying for weeks now that he's had to plan his own travel and lodging, (case in point, see how badly he fucked up) and that he would be reimbursed for it by the company.

This also isn't even the first time he got caught lying about something the promoter supposedly said he would take care of (getting him a license), even though it wouldn't even make sense for them to do that.
 
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