Robby Pilkington / Tonkasaw / Robi Vio - Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet

Purpose of stream?

  • "I'm not an Internet person and i'm done"

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • "I'm going to keep streaming in some different way."

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Just a troll, not going to stream.

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Live suicide

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
Does anyone out of the KKK krew happen to have a gun? Is it even legal to carry one with you for self-defence in the state of Tennessee? I dobut Donga normally would have the balls to try and attack someone with the intent to kill, but he's got to be steadily going a bit unhinged from all this, his life's falling apart as we speak.
If he actually takes some drugs he could be in theory exceptional and unstable enough to try something as one last bit of revenge.

https://www.nraila.org/gun-laws/state-gun-laws/tennessee/

You need a permit to carry. They are a "shall-issue" state though. AL where Donga lives is open carry AND they are a shall-issue state. It's a good idea in the southern U.S. to assume everyone is armed at home. When travelling? Maybe, maybe not. But do you feel lucky?
 
Where's the evidence that it's fake?

You'd have to ask Rekeita. As I understand it, Nick has seen the document in question, and he is particularly concerned there is no commission number associated with the notary. This is mentioned in the stream with the Earthworm Jim guy. "We" have not seen the document, because Donga is a faggot who still hasn't grasped that we've all seen his stupid face, and he screen-shared with Nick only.

I'm not taking a firm position on it one way or the other. I'm merely pointing out that Nick is simultaneously playing down the possibility of Valor filing a civil claim, while raising legal concerns of another nature.
 
So I made a drinking game for Donga's "apology" stream.
I call it the Dead (Air) Drinking Game: WARNING, this game *will* kill you if played as written. @UnKillFill accepts only a "hard 20%" of responsibility for your death if you decide to play it. (BTW, I would highly recommend playing using the original long version of the stream, and not one of the excellent dead air free @Sam Losco made, or else you'll just be drinking constantly.)

Play using your favorite brand of firewater.

Rules:
-Take a sip every time Donga says the word "miserable". (Simply do this for the short version, you will still get shitfaced.)

-Take a medium sized swig every time Donga "takes the blame" and then immediately shifts it over to somebody else.

-Take a full shot every time Donga makes a claim that has already been disproven, or is otherwise easily disprovable.

-Finish your drink every time he is asked a direct question by somebody in the chat and deflects/doesn't directly answer it.

-Feel free to add your own rules.

decided to try this. puked once already, left arm is numb and chest hurts. if i dont post and/or rate a post in the next 24 it means im death.

to your defense if I die, Ive already been drinking starting with beer since 1120 pacific. I started the game around 330.
 
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Realistically speaking here. How likely will we see Tonka quit the internet for good after this? My personal feelings in all this is he most likely will be committed to a crisis center for a few weeks due to suicidial thoughts or something of that nature. I can't imagine he is in a healthy state of mind at this point and possibly contemplating things overall.

I just hope he doesn't go full kraut and become obsessed with revenge and murder for his e-career. Its unhealthy to feel that way. Forgive, forget and find what makes ya happy because being a e-tough guy wasn't it.
 
https://www.nraila.org/gun-laws/state-gun-laws/tennessee/

You need a permit to carry. They are a "shall-issue" state though. AL where Donga lives is open carry AND they are a shall-issue state

The only way one of them would legally have a handgun is if they're coming from a state that Tennessee has reciprocity with, or they live in TN and already have a permit there.

Rackets could hypothetically bring one, since Tennessee recognizes a Minnesota permit.

Ralph is a felon. CRP and Andy are dirty foreigners. Masterson is from California, where permits.... while they exist... are rarely granted.

It's a good idea in the southern U.S. to assume everyone is armed at home. When travelling? Maybe, maybe not. But do you feel lucky?

Here in AZ we don't do the permit thing. As long as you are over 18, and not a prohibited possessor, you can carry in public. Either openly, or concealed.

We like to make fun of Texas, and their "commie gun laws. "
 
I honestly want him to walk peacefully into the sunset and delete his channel. Leave the kumite dead because for old fans like me, I feel that it's been dead since the falling out of tonka and andy. The name tonkasaw is going to go down in kiwi as an internet tough guy that lied himself into a corner and fucked over what little fan base he had then had an open revolt.
Let both tonkasaw and the kumite finally rest in peace
 
So what I'm gathering from the last few pages is this:
Tonka, despite fucking up the paperwork and the fight no longer being officially on, is still for some reason going to Knoxville.
Tonka may have illegally forged notary seals and could be in legal trouble from that. Possibly being sued.
While everyone involved is still a massive sped, Tonka has been officially crowned the king of Spedapotemia. His coronation involves a ball gag and no lube.
Something something rape.

About right?

Oh yeah, i forgot about Donga going to Knoxville. Any predictions?

Mine is that he doesn't go but claims he did and that Andy and the Krew hid from him all weekend making a confrontation and streetlight that Andy totally would have lost impossible
 
Donga is stuck in an act. It's plainly obvious he's living out a WWE fantasy script in real life. He talks big whenever he's in front of a mic, issuing threats, challenges, and making overly dramatic claims, even the way he talked to Failure. The problem is he doesn't know it or is so brain-damaged he doesn't realize it. So for this weekend, I forsee two possibilities:

1) Because Donga thinks life is a WWE event, I could conceivably see him making a scene when Andy/Ralph say whatever they're going to say when their time comes at the event, WWE style.
2) I think he could probably try to hunt down the Nashville Knoxville Knockout Team, and try to make a scene in the street, all grandiose and chest thumping.

Either way, Donga's not going away, because in true pro wrestling fashion, he will forever advance the narrative that he offered Andy a "second chance" and Andy refused, blah, blah, blah, you've seen it all before.
 
I just hope he doesn't go full kraut and become obsessed with revenge and murder for his e-career.

He basically already is. The IBS Apocalypse stream Jim did really fucked him up bad. That was the beginning of the end.

He's been in Kraut's server for months now. Maybe people missed the audio leaks that Warski played on his show back in November? In fact, he retreated into Kraut's server right after the shitshow on Nick's stream.

The only funny thing about that is so is Matt, I think. That's gotta be uncomfortable for both of them.
 
It's probably already been said but I can't help but find the irony of all this amusing. Through his constant posturing and tough talk, he not only failed to back up this threats towards Andy but he unintentionally pushed him to improve his health and physical strength, so much so that Andy sincerely thanked him for it. Between his newfound love for exercise and all the money Ralph has been making off of his spergery, I've come to the conclusion that being on Tonka's hit list is a blessing in disguise.

Yeah it is funny. Andy looked like a wreck before this and he seems well adjusted now. Well well adjusted for Andy.

Stay off the Bolivian marching powder and keep exercising, dude.
 
He basically already is. The IBS Apocalypse stream Jim did really fucked him up bad. That was the beginning of the end.

He's been in Kraut's server for months now. Maybe people missed the audio leaks that Warski played on his show back in November? In fact, he retreated into Kraut's server right after the shitshow on Nick's stream.

The only funny thing about that is so is Matt, I think. That's gotta be uncomfortable for both of them.

Since it's Kraut's server, more stuff is gonna get leaked. I can't wait for these ones:

Donga: I think that interview went well guys
Trout: uhhh... I think it could have gone better
Donga: So, what should I do about it?
Trout: Rekeita operates under his real name so we can't dox him... any ideas Matt?
 
Realistically speaking here. How likely will we see Tonka quit the internet for good after this? My personal feelings in all this is he most likely will be committed to a crisis center for a few weeks due to suicidial thoughts or something of that nature. I can't imagine he is in a healthy state of mind at this point and possibly contemplating things overall.

I just hope he doesn't go full kraut and become obsessed with revenge and murder for his e-career. Its unhealthy to feel that way. Forgive, forget and find what makes ya happy because being a e-tough guy wasn't it.

I don’t think he’ll quit. He’ll talk big and try to do anything to get attention again.
 
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