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Theory #2: Chris is just lazy. He doesn't understand how much work being a stay at home mom is and thinks it would be easier than getting a job.

Since he has his tugboat and doesn't really understand how money works anyway, there's no reason why not getting a job needs to entail being a housewife. He could always just stay unemployed and keep playing vidya. Chris isn't a girl with no skills who decides to get married and have kids because she has no way to support herself. This is something he actively wants.
Chris doesn't think he can survive on just the tugboat. He thinks he needs a household and without the familial obligation Barb has toward Chris, Chris thinks he needs to justify his contribution to the household in some way.
My theory: Chris is profoundly lonely and thinks being a housewife would solve his problems.

If Chris had his ideal world -- a loving wife and baby Crystal -- he would never be lonely. Staying at home on his tugboat with no family except his insane mother, he is incredibly isolated. But if he got a job and moved out of the house, he would have to deal with a world that he perceives as cold, uncaring, and actively prejudiced against autistics. (And lesbian transgenders.) He has never gotten emotional fulfillment by going out and meeting new people. His new church eventually rejected him, the Wallflower rejected him, manajerks kick him out of stores, etc. Being a housewife would allow him to be protected while still having people who were emotionally invested in him around at all times. (He probably also thinks Crystal will be the sweetest girl ever, will never throw tantrums or be bratty, and will always adore her father/mother/tomparent.)
Since Chris has been more into the tomgirl stuff, the househusband idea hasn't come up at all. Crystal isn't that important either. He's OK with her being born by strangers. (Sperm donation.) He just wants to get Crystal's birth over with because it was foretold. Once that's done, he wants to get a sex change.

The only things that have been constant are that Chris wants a girlfriend and he doesn't want to do work.

Househusband was invented back when his life was a lot happier. It was before the wallflower and before getting kicked out of the church.

I don't think Chris' feelings of loneliness were the main motivator for househusband. They come up, of course. Chris doesn't like dealing with strangers regularly. But practical issues are more important, and that's why the househusband idea was invented. (Where instead, he could've just had a vague "I'll make it work somehow" idea, which is what his current plan seems to be.)
 
Chris doesn't think he can survive on just the tugboat. He thinks he needs a household and without the familial obligation Barb has toward Chris, Chris thinks he needs to justify his contribution to the household in some way.

Since Chris has been more into the tomgirl stuff, the househusband idea hasn't come up at all. Crystal isn't that important either. He's OK with her being born by strangers. (Sperm donation.) He just wants to get Crystal's birth over with because it was foretold. Once that's done, he wants to get a sex change.

The only things that have been constant are that Chris wants a girlfriend and he doesn't want to do work.

Househusband was invented back when his life was a lot happier. It was before the wallflower and before getting kicked out of the church.

I don't think Chris' feelings of loneliness were the main motivator for househusband. They come up, of course. Chris doesn't like dealing with strangers regularly. But practical issues are more important, and that's why the househusband idea was invented. (Where instead, he could've just had a vague "I'll make it work somehow" idea, which is what his current plan seems to be.)

The thing is, the Tugboat is a interesting question if you take his $1200 a month an convert it to Sterling it works out as £767 a month to earn that before Tax you would need to earn £9374 a year, now in the UK that will qualify you for benefits like housing benefit, Tax Credit and a plethora of others, now in the UK he could survive if he was on DLA an a few other things. And the lower cost of living in the USA could trade that off but it's not a life you would want to live, I have known one or two people who genuinely can't work an have to live off it and want to work but can't you can't afford the nice things, you have trouble paying for day to day expenses an it grinds you down.
Now that's just my working out of if Chris was British, as I have no idea of what the State of Virginia can / would do for him as I have no idea of what social security provisions are in place, but I know for a fact it's not a life you would chose to live. Even if it is of his own making, be it him being stubborn or incapable of bettering himself it's just a downright nasty existence. And I do feel sorry he has to live it and deep down so is he, he isn't going to verbalize it but one look at all the information we have at hand about him makes it obvious he isn't a happy Tomgirl.

The Crystal thing is as you said a non issue, but part of me will be curious as to his mental state of 1/1/16 when he realizes shit wasn't served up on a silver platter for him, an promises in dreams are the least reliable currency.
 
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The thing is, the Tugboat is a interesting question if you take his $1200 a month an convert it to Sterling it works out as £767 a month to earn that before Tax you would need to earn £9374 a year, now in the UK that will qualify you for benefits like housing benefit, Tax Credit and a plethora of others, now in the UK he could survive if he was on DLA an a few other things. And the lower cost of living in the USA could trade that off but it's not a life you would want to live, I have known one or two people who genuinely can't work an have to live off it and want to work but can't you can't afford the nice things, you have trouble paying for day to day expenses an it grinds you down.
Now that's just my working out of if Chris was British, as I have no idea of what the State of Virginia can / would do for him as I have no idea of what social security provisions are in place, but I know for a fact it's not a life you would chose to live. Even if it is of his own making, be it him being stubborn or incapable of bettering himself it's just a downright nasty existence. And I do feel sorry he has to live it and deep down so is he, he isn't going to verbalize it but one look at all the information we have at hand about him makes it obvious he isn't a happy Tomgirl.
Oh, Chris definitely has options, including lots of state support for being a tard/poor (which he barely takes advantage of), no doubt about that. I was more emphasizing that he didn't think he could survive on the tugboat.

Also, Chris can't leave Barb on his own. She's like a siamese twin to him. I believe that's one of the few purely mental things that he isn't at fault for. Other things, like being lazy or being an asshole? With those things, yeah, autism plays a part, but Chris being a dick also plays a part.

But Barb barnacling herself to Chris? Absolutely not Chris' fault. He kicked and screamed like a toddler when he was separated for her for a few hours when they got arrested. He's got hardcore mental problems being separated from Barb, and I can't fault him for that.
The Crystal thing is as you said a non issue, but part of me will be curious as to his mental state of 1/1/16 when he realizes shit wasn't served up on a silver platter for him, an promises in dreams are the least reliable currency.
I think his resilience to disappointment is pretty strong. As long he's got a roof over his head and a solid chunk of time to piss away on legos/video games/whatever, I think he'll bounce back. He'll make excuses about how Crystal's only a year or so away and then feel fine.

Hell, this current batch of depression is ominous (including taking zzzquil to catch another 5 hour nap, jesus), but I think things will be better in the spring. If Chris has a stable home in the spring, I think he'll be back to "flirting the skirt" at gay events in Charlottesville.
 
But Barb barnacling herself to Chris? Absolutely not Chris' fault. He kicked and screamed like a toddler when he was separated for her for a few hours when they got arrested. He's got hardcore mental problems being separated from Barb, and I can't fault him for that.
Well, that particular instance, I think it wasn't about being seperated from Barb and more about him fearing for her health/life.
The way I see it, the moment Cops arrived and shit hit the fan, she went "Oh noes my heart!" in hopes of getting off easy and Chris actually took it serious (what with Bob having died shortly before).

But on the other hand, Chris seems to be willing to go through a lot of shit and lets Barb dictate things about his life in a way no adult should. It has been said a dozen times, the relationship between Chris and Barb is fucked up, there seems to be a lack of distance between the two (not in an incestuous way, but unhealthy nontheless). It certainly doesn't help Chris is starved for offline social interaction, so he's most likely settling for any kind of interaction, even if it's just abuse.
Hell, this current batch of depression is ominous (including taking zzzquil to catch another 5 hour nap, jesus), but I think things will be better in the spring. If Chris has a stable home in the spring, I think he'll be back to "flirting the skirt" at gay events in Charlottesville.
I certainly hope so...
 
Oh, Chris definitely has options, including lots of state support for being a tard/poor (which he barely takes advantage of), no doubt about that. I was more emphasizing that he didn't think he could survive on the tugboat.

Also, Chris can't leave Barb on his own. She's like a siamese twin to him. I believe that's one of the few purely mental things that he isn't at fault for. Other things, like being lazy or being an asshole? With those things, yeah, autism plays a part, but Chris being a dick also plays a part.

But Barb barnacling herself to Chris? Absolutely not Chris' fault. He kicked and screamed like a toddler when he was separated for her for a few hours when they got arrested. He's got hardcore mental problems being separated from Barb, and I can't fault him for that.

I think his resilience to disappointment is pretty strong. As long he's got a roof over his head and a solid chunk of time to piss away on legos/video games/whatever, I think he'll bounce back. He'll make excuses about how Crystal's only a year or so away and then feel fine.

Hell, this current batch of depression is ominous (including taking zzzquil to catch another 5 hour nap, jesus), but I think things will be better in the spring. If Chris has a stable home in the spring, I think he'll be back to "flirting the skirt" at gay events in Charlottesville.

Oh I agree that Barb is the Anchor around his neck at the moment, while I think it's a Kink for him dressing as a woman, he is for lack of a better term "Kept in Check" by barb. She has controlled a awful lot of his life an has a abusive relationship with him but it's symbiotic. Chris craves attention an to some point human contact. Chris hasn't got friends an she is the only other Human he has contact with as in physical contact with he is used to her, Chris thinks she is predictable, and is happy with that. The only autistic I know personally close to Chris Holds down a part time job, and is 2 years younger then my Friend who is two years younger than Me. When I first met him I always wore a knee length coat an I played with his toys with him (Nice guy functional, just like's toys) but when I show up at Kevin's an I am not waring a jacket (he focuses on them, no idea why) I will knock at Kevs house (his brother lives with him), he will answer the door through the slot and demand to know who I am and let his pet Terrier bark like mad. I bend down an say "Hey Dude, it's me an I have something to put in the bank" for some reason an I love him for it, has a safe a full blown serious safe full of the Chocklet gold coins, he eat's half of the deposit and keeps the other half for your rainy day, and only his Brothers true friends know of the special bank, when he thinks your sad (often when your less than sober) he gives you a stack of the coins saying "Interest", The thing is this guy works 30 hours a week, collecting Shopping trollies for £6.50 a hour an god love him spends lots of it on sweets of the little kids in with there parents, but he always ask's the parents if he can offer the kid a sweet, at Christmas time he dresses as Santa (for the kids) when the kid's ask santa what's he is doing, he say's "It's my summer job" an gives them a big sweaty or a toy, he is a genuinely lovely guy.

Now the only reason I bring this up is, he is about as capable as Chris, he spends his money on sweets for him (an a lot of other people, mostly kids), an toys, but he at least put's effort into it, an is a nice person (an is a really obsessively clean person). But is Dependent on Kev, unlike Chris they had decent parents who both sadly died young Say Len is hungry an Kev is late home he will take what he wants out of the freezer an lay it out for him to cook / microwave as he knows his own limits, but is willing to learn an knows what's within his limits, last year I taught him how to make Beans on Toast, or as Len call's it Farty food.... . The problem with Chris he has a Toxic relationship where all the effort goes one way, She views Chris as a extension of her will not as a person, she will give him a command an expect him to obey. When he disagrees with her it's just a software glitch that can be corrected with Suicide patch 9.6c or Bribery 20.00.1R is all that's needed to make Chris do her bidding.

The thing is, with let downs your right Chris expects them, apart form a few events he has never been a winner, and his level of comfort is far removed from most. Chris an let down is ranging from Bugger can't afford X this month to Shit my beloved is a figment of my imagination. While OPL is a bounce able fucker, he isn't ever lasting, but rather than doing the self review of "OK this didn't work, where did I / We fuck up" he say's the world is fucked up, not him reinforced by his mum an USI.

It's fucking sad really, Chris was fucked in the genetic lottery, fucked in Parenteral roulette an shafted in upbringing Blackjack, as always it's not one thing it's the fucking whole that makes Chris, well Chris.
 
Well, that particular instance, I think it wasn't about being seperated from Barb and more about him fearing for her health/life.
The way I see it, the moment Cops arrived and shit hit the fan, she went "Oh noes my heart!" in hopes of getting off easy and Chris actually took it serious (what with Bob having died shortly before).
Eh, I considered that, but I think Chris' childish behavior (kicking the bars of his cell and screaming at the top of his lungs) is indicative of something worse. He started screaming and flipping shit before there was any indication of problems with Barb. If Barb was completely safe and suddenly left him without contact, he'd flip his shit. Anyone would be worried, of course, but Chris would be completely broken.
I certainly hope so...
Heh, well, the reason I say this is because social opportunities for Chris are cut down during winter months. In the summer, Chris can go to gay events and hang around people and feel like he's being social. Right now, he's just holed up in the rental, being Barb and the dogs' gofer.
 
Christian Chandler is a dude, who really wants a lady-friend
Sadly he is far too rude, his tragic failures never end
If only he would lose some weight, and learn to cook and clean
Then maybe he could change his fate, and realise his dream

But sadly there's no hope for Chris, he's still stuck in a rut
And now he realises this, he wants to be a slut
He couldn't give his sperm away, and Sonic's arms are blue
His life is truly in decay, and this is nothing new

I'm not sure why I enjoy writing Chris limericks so much
 
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The amount of depth regarding everything Chris.
I have almost turned over every Rock......well almost. You never know with Chris. I find new stuff on the wiki every week. Old stuff, but little old nuggets that have been buried a little.

I think I said this before but should be used as an example for psychology, law school, sociology, social sciences etc. Any profession where you are dealing with people and drama.
A specimen to study. He would be great for getting your PHD., studying human deviance.
I am not joking. Cwcdom is a fucking gold mine.

You could go on all week about his transformation from naive sperg to Trannie with a pierced taint. Every single freaking saga. Heck, he could be a whole entire course you must take.
 
CWC reminds me of leisure suit larry. Think about, loser with balding hair and poor fashion sense who lives with his mother, desperate to get rid of his virginity, goes on quest to find true love. Am i the only one?
 
Is this Chris or a ween?: http://www.experienceproject.com/about/lanatee

It's a site called "The Experience Project." This individual, "lanatee," has posted a Sonic Blue Arms rant: http://www.experienceproject.com/qu...SE-REMOVE-ALL-OF-YOUR-SONIC-BOOM-IMAG/4145350

I don't have an account so I can't investigate the profile further.
I'd say it's a ween, it lacks the random capitalization and only has allcaps... also the profile says the user is obsessed with Harry Potter. Chris dislikes him for taking the limelight away from Pokemon or something.
 
What the phuck is Sonichu on about here?
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What the phuck is Sonichu on about here?
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The only person who knows is Merried Seinor Comic. Sadly, in order to get the answer from him, you have to solve the riddle behind his name.

You can really see the haste with which he coloured in that sky so he could get back to da vidya gams.
 
What the phuck is Sonichu on about here?
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Sonichu is pointing out that in modern times, when you see giant objects hurtling towards you you only need to be told once to run. On the other hand, in the stone age, you might need to be told two or more times.

The stone age was a primitive time. Humans had not developed metalworking or the sense to get out of the way of giant things hurtling towards them. Humanity has come a long way.

It seems pretty clear.
 
What the phuck is Sonichu on about here?
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From Chris's reading on the "videobooks":

"You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice." Heheheheh! RUN FROM THE DINOSAUR!

More random access humor. Not sure if anyone traced it to another source.
 
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