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حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater
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Incredible. The audiobook version makes it even better.
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Meanwhie Goon's is probaby seething with envy about her fapfic being made into a audiobook to be made fun of by those rascally kiwi's
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Well, this escalated quickly. I'm gonna just go rinse my everything with Lysol. Props to Visitor and SweetDee tho. @Visitor, you ought to be doing radio or audiobook narration or some such thing. That voice is a gift.
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Can somebody with natural big boobs post a pic so we can show @yawning sneasel what a good pair of natty tits looks like? I mean I'll take one for the team if i have to, I guess.
In all seriousness though, the boobs aren't really the problem - a good bra could hoist those puppies up. The face, however, would take more work. And then there's the incurable autism + cluster B attention-seeking, which would deflate any self-respecting person's boner in record time, and can't really be fixed.
We need a lolcow dating show. Like MTV's "Next!" but for tards and tard-lovers.
In all seriousness though, the boobs aren't really the problem - a good bra could hoist those puppies up. The face, however, would take more work. And then there's the incurable autism + cluster B attention-seeking, which would deflate any self-respecting person's boner in record time, and can't really be fixed.
We need a lolcow dating show. Like MTV's "Next!" but for tards and tard-lovers.
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Do it then, put your titties where your mouth is.
You've put a lot of thought into this.....
But yeah, the attention-seeking is what most of us noticed before the halal process. She stuffed up by focussing on Chris-chan.
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you should
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There are pretend internet trophies at stake, self-respect be damned.
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It's interesting to me that she seems to enjoy acting out sexually. I would think puberty would be a pretty physically and mentally uncomfortable process for somebody with autism. Sensory processing issues could make sprouting boobs that big even more uncomfortable, plus old creeps leering at you on the street when social interaction is already a nightmare for you...
I don't know, I'd expect Harriet to grow up to be asexual. That she seems to thrive on sexual attention is pretty interesting IMO. I definitely agree with you guys that she likely uses it as a social crutch, though. She may be a sped but she knows the universal female truth: no matter how ugly/crazy/undesirable you are, some guy, somewhere, will fuck you. It is known.
I don't know, I'd expect Harriet to grow up to be asexual. That she seems to thrive on sexual attention is pretty interesting IMO. I definitely agree with you guys that she likely uses it as a social crutch, though. She may be a sped but she knows the universal female truth: no matter how ugly/crazy/undesirable you are, some guy, somewhere, will fuck you. It is known.
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high functioning autists are some of the thirstiest motherfuckers on the planet. think of chris and his attraction sign.
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let me guess. They know enough about sex and what it can get them and thus crave it
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She's about 25. When do you think she's growing up?
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Well she hasn't so far...
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Thank you for this. This is the most awkward human interaction i've seen before.
”Screw the squirrel fuck off”
The autist who won't look at the person's face whom they're talking to.
No wonder they could only find DS partners for them.
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You're going to have to now. If there's one thing I've learned in my time at KiwiFarms is that they really don't like it when you suggest you're going to do something and then don't do it.
Eat the hat.
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Tits or GTFO.
(I'm surprised nobody's said this.)
And yes. We have, in fact, mentioned that if Goons went and got properly measured for a bra she wouldn't have them flapping all over the place.
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Nah they're property of Mr. Emotional Prolapse. These tits would only theoretically be going into sneasel's DMs anyway, he's the one who needs to learn to love himself, not y'all.
Plus I'd likely get threadbanned the moment he finished jerkin' it. Pretty sure showing titties counts as powerleveling and I have no desire to become your next halal cow.
That said, it's probably only a matter of time until my drunk ass wanders into the KF discord and starts making bad decisions. Be patient. They aren't titties-the-size-of-your-head big, sorry to disappoint.
How is our girl's back not totally fucked? Mine is, I can't even imagine having tits THAT big that aren't fake or obesity-related. She needs a good bra and better posture. If your tits hit your knees upon sitting, get help.
Plus I'd likely get threadbanned the moment he finished jerkin' it. Pretty sure showing titties counts as powerleveling and I have no desire to become your next halal cow.
That said, it's probably only a matter of time until my drunk ass wanders into the KF discord and starts making bad decisions. Be patient. They aren't titties-the-size-of-your-head big, sorry to disappoint.
How is our girl's back not totally fucked? Mine is, I can't even imagine having tits THAT big that aren't fake or obesity-related. She needs a good bra and better posture. If your tits hit your knees upon sitting, get help.
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