Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Donovan the Man]

Who told him to make gravy like that? A cornstarch slurry would have been more acceptable that what ever that was.

You can see a giant lump of flour in the chicken water when it's in the boat.

 

[JackDavis]

What is engagement chicken? Is this a thing or did he just make chicken and shoehorn in a tacky as fuck engagement in a LeBron jersey.

As you can see, he's cooking the fucking chicken at 450 degrees. That's why it's both undercooked and burnt. "It got a little crispy"

That red thing to the side of the chicken is his fucking tongue, what the fuck!
Yes that's a picture of him eating chicken skin, after he's dunked it into gravy. Yes those are drops gravy you can see falling off the skin, and presumably back onto the whole chicken. This guy is a fucking pig.

 

[Gladatha]

What is engagement chicken? Is this a thing or did he just make chicken and shoehorn in a tacky as fuck engagement in a LeBron jersey.

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As you can see, he's cooking the fucking chicken at 450 degrees. That's why it's both undercooked and burnt. "It got a little crispy"
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That red thing to the side of the chicken is his fucking tongue, what the fuck!
Yes that's a picture of him eating chicken skin, after he's dunked it into gravy. Yes those are drops gravy you can see falling off the skin, and presumably back onto the whole chicken. This guy is a fucking pig.

The worst part about this is that he took such a reasonable bite literally seconds before... what a deterioration!

Actually, the real worst part is that his family probably had to eat this mess.

 

[Aaway]

holy fuck that picture of him eating the chicken is something that'll give a person night terrors

 

[KookiesNKreem]

holy fuck that picture of him eating the chicken is something that'll give a person night terrors

It's not even bedtime and that has already given me night terrors.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

A normal sized chicken (or chicken pieces, such as thighs/legs) shouldn't be in the oven higher than 350 degrees as I'm very stingy cooking poultry and want to ensure it is 1) Not undercooked and 2) the skin is crispy but not charred like in Jack's instance.

 

[AnOminous]

A normal sized chicken (or chicken pieces, such as thighs/legs) shouldn't be in the oven higher than 350 degrees as I'm very stingy cooking poultry and want to ensure it is 1) Not undercooked and 2) the skin is crispy but not charred like in Jack's instance.

There are really only two ways of screwing up cooking a chicken. One is overcooking and the other is undercooking. Jack being the mega-moron he is managed both.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

Overcooking it is just as bad, I hate biting into chicken and it's dry as fuck, needing sauce to compensate.

 

[Gladatha]

At this point with his comments shut down and likes/dislikes disabled, what's even the point of uploading videos anymore?

I feel like it's only a matter of time before he shuts down his channels, but his ego is huge so it could go either way. I believe he is losing mass viewership due to lack of engagement.

 

[registereduser]

He's cooking a special meal to celebrate his son's engagement, and decides that that's the perfect time to test out his newest freebie gimmick-cooking gadget.

Also, the only "vegetables" he's using are lemon wedges and giant chunks of onion.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

A normal sized chicken (or chicken pieces, such as thighs/legs) shouldn't be in the oven higher than 350 degrees as I'm very stingy cooking poultry and want to ensure it is 1) Not undercooked and 2) the skin is crispy but not charred like in Jack's instance.

You can get away with doing thighs at a higher temp, because of the fat content, but there's no reason to so why bother.

 

[King Kobra]

What is engagement chicken? Is this a thing or did he just make chicken and shoehorn in a tacky as fuck engagement in a LeBron jersey.

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As you can see, he's cooking the fucking chicken at 450 degrees. That's why it's both undercooked and burnt. "It got a little crispy"
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That red thing to the side of the chicken is his fucking tongue, what the fuck!
Yes that's a picture of him eating chicken skin, after he's dunked it into gravy. Yes those are drops gravy you can see falling off the skin, and presumably back onto the whole chicken. This guy is a fucking pig.

Jack have no time to waste on cooking food in the right way,the wendigo demands costant amount of flesh down his gullet
It's also nice to notice that his tongue is becoming prehensile to compensite for his stroked arm
Jack Jr. going full wigger at his engagement is the cherry on top of that video

 

[Aaway]

At this point with his comments shut down and likes/dislikes disabled, what's even the point of uploading videos anymore?

I feel like it's only a matter of time before he shuts down his channels, but his ego is huge so it could go either way. I believe he is losing mass viewership due to lack of engagement.

agreed. jack's the type of guy who thinks he can do no wrong. but since he sucks at what he does a lot of people are obviously going to comment on his mistakes. yet he takes it the wrong way as opposed to using the criticism to better his channel because he's a huge bitch

i've mentioned it before but at this point he's simply uploading videos just to bring in some measly cash. what's the point of even having a youtube channel if there's no way to see what your audience thinks? its pretty obvious he turned off his comments because a lot of people were commenting about how he stopped keto

also, it looks like jack jr got a tattoo

 

[Gladatha]

Isn't it against the Christian religion to get a tattoo? Also the proportions are out so it's not technically a good tattoo.

 

[Adamska]

A normal sized chicken (or chicken pieces, such as thighs/legs) shouldn't be in the oven higher than 350 degrees as I'm very stingy cooking poultry and want to ensure it is 1) Not undercooked and 2) the skin is crispy but not charred like in Jack's instance.

I think you can roast chicken at 400 or so (I'm not completely certain, I tend to bake it at about 350 myself but I've seen people do this) and it would still be fine. But at 450? Well, I don't need to describe it; Jack showed what the final product of that stupid decision is and it's inedible.

Also, I'm surprised Jack didn't try to be funny and just make Wedding Soup given his son's attempt to tap dat via marriage due to all of that family being shit at being religious. And yes; most variants of Christianity frown at tatooing due to the bible having a line in Leviticus that bans it, but these are the cunts who abuse menials and act like the Pharisee in the story of the tax collector and the Pharisee by bragging about just how godly they are.

 

[AnOminous]

also, it looks like jack jr got a tattoo

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That is some uncanny valley, Toxic Avenger Furry Jesus shit.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

I think you can roast chicken at 400 or so (I'm not completely certain, I tend to bake it at about 350 myself but I've seen people do this) and it would still be fine. But at 450? Well, I don't need to describe it; Jack showed what the final product of that stupid decision is and it's inedible.

There are several recipes I've used in the past that do involve the oven being set to 450 for a small period of time, generally its the first 15 minutes when the product is first introduced into the oven, after which the temperature is dropped significantly. These recipes also generally call for numerous techniques for the sake of presentation and quality that Jack would be privy to overlook such as trussing, basting with oil etc...

TLR You can hit chicken with very high temp in the oven for a short period of time to develop an idyllic crispy skin, but that also mandates you're attentive and properly set up the roasting operation.

 

[Aaway]

the tattoo looks like a cross between jesus and the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz

 

[Mellorine]

Engagement Chicken is a real recipe, but it's called that because it's supposed to be so good that it'll make your boyfriend propose not because it's eaten to celebrate an engagement.

 

[Gladatha]

Engagement Chicken is a real recipe, but it's called that because it's supposed to be so good that it'll make your boyfriend propose not because it's eaten to celebrate an engagement.

AHA! Bad at research and cooking... what did we expect?

Isn't it against the Christian religion to get a tattoo? Also the proportions are out so it's not technically a good tattoo.

Also, since I am critiquing the tattoo, the shading is way off, the proportion is terrible and what the hell is happening to Jesus's beard? If the beard had been consistent, it probably wouldn't have been a noticeably bad tattoo. That, and the eye (and "moustache") of the lion.

Dear lord... please forgive this sinner, he know not what he do... (deliberate bad grammar for an asinine tattoo)

(Also, please forgive me. I was not raised in any church and Christianity is kind of abstract for me)