Official NASTY Thread for NASTY People - discuss throbbing clits and bathtub shits here (and only here)

[Tiny Clanger]

Wonder if being eaten by an Amberlynn counts?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Let's be honest , there's no sex here with these two

I'd be willing to bet cash the smell of Ambers undercarriage HAS to be that of ass and dried fecal matter. There's no way she can wash enough times--- I am sure she can be thorough , but without Becky she may just get the main dish and leave all the fixins to fester.

She's just a clothed MSPL person . If she could be semi naked in bed all day eating she would .

 

[CindyChafe]

Do they make extenders for strap-ons? I don't think Becky can wear one otherwise.

They make things in all kinds of sizes now. Fat people and trannies are pretty much the only people into BDSM and such.

Also, 4 words, dildo on a pole.

 

[ClefairySaidFuck]

i feel like if i ever smelt upon the pheromones that AL excretes (which i imagine smell like fried chicken and mold) my face would retract into my skull with the force of 10 colliding suns

 

[THOTto]

There is a special place in hell for you people. It’s right by the pricks who don’t use their turn signal.

 

[Chad Nasty]

What about 20 million? It would have to be a three-way between Al and Becky though

I don't think I could physically stomach it. The smell must be like rancid beef

 

[JambledUpWords]

I don't think I could physically stomach it. The smell must be like rancid beef

I think Al and Becky would smell like yeast infections, cat pee, rotting fish, sweat, unwashed hair, and fecal matter.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

There is a special place in hell for you people. It’s right by the pricks who don’t use their turn signal.

But what if you‘re a thread poster AND a BMW driver?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I think Al and Becky would smell like yeast infections, cat pee, rotting fish, sweat, unwashed hair, and fecal matter.

I gotta hand it to Becky. She does if for free and willfully. The fortitude that Becky must possess...

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

Amber doesn't just have beef curtains, she has orange chicken curtains.

Spoiler

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I knew I shouldn't have clicked the photo. I just knew it, and now I am really disappointed in myself for giving in to temptation and seeing that. D:

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Gaylord Manor

Like I said before, this is hilarious.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I gotta hand it to Becky. She does if for free and willfully. The fortitude that Becky must possess...

If she does it willingly, Big Al should be more generous with her gifts. Maybe upgrade Becky to some Torrid graphic t-shirts and handmade fandom gear from Etsy. Better yet, get Becky some slacks, a nice jacket and a dress shirt and no snapback. It would make her look less like a fat exceptional 12 year old boy from 1995.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Amber has had maybe like one (1) sex the past several years.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I thought her only real sex was with Destiny. At least all that giggling and playing about was genuine... And that scary video of Amber stroking Destiny's backside.

Becky ain't gettin' the same treatment, that's for sure.

 

[SakuraRose]

Morning, guys! So, what's going on toda.....

We'll crowdfund you a spelunking lamp, shovel and rammer. We're nice like that.

Amber doesn't just have beef curtains, she has orange chicken curtains.

Spoiler

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.....aaaand I'm out! I just remembered that I have a session booked with a bottle of Toilet Duck and my eye sockets.

But what if you‘re a thread poster AND a BMW driver?

Asking for a friend.

Cheeky sod, I'll have you know I splashed out extra on the add-on pack for the indicators.

 

[UW 411]

Probably looks a little like this (if your imagination is struggling to build a clear picture from the in-depth descriptions here)

Spoiler: intimacy

 

[Xenomorph]

Probably looks a little like this (if your imagination is struggling to build a clear picture from the in-depth descriptions here)

Spoiler: intimacy

I..there are no words and no explanation as to why in the literal fuck I clicked on this horror show of a thread and that spoiler.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I'm still convinced that lesbian sex is a mythological creation of the porn industry. Real lesbians never have sex, they just live together and accumulate cats and household ornaments.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I'm still convinced that lesbian sex is a mythological creation of the porn industry. Real lesbians never have sex, they just live together and accumulate cats and household ornaments.

Also hair dye. A cabinet full of manic panic jars.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Oh god why am I here.

I only have one comment. Spreading AL's meat flaps or asscheeks apart to attempt any sort of sex act would be the smelliest, nastiest, moistest, vomit inducing tupperware fart that EVER FUCKING EXISTED. Okay, I'm out.