Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut

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Seeks guidance on being a slut
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Username is JesusGuidesMe2
 
Flufflehugs said:
I have received the first three pages of my comic. The tribadism scene will probably arrive in a few days.

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Every time he depicts hedgehog courtship, things get a little bleaker. Sonichu told Rosechu his favorite color, and that instantly made them a couple. The Date Ed crew weren't so lucky, and had to go through a series of exercises to learn how to interact. But that was a goddamn picnic compared to whatever the hell Robbie is trying to do here. On page 3, he seems to be repeating all the bolded phrases from a pamphlet on autism, while also being weirdly defensive. And that's after telling a long story about his family's beauty and hygiene routines. Which also seems pretty defensive.

I know it's a cliche to say this, but holy shit this is what he actually believes. This comic? That's his idea of a successful interaction with an attractive woman. He knows it will work, just as soon as he finds a woman who's sweet and patient enough to sit through his long-ass preamble about how he totally has empathy.
 
Remember when people used to complain that Chris drew his women just like men? Bet all those bizarre, gigantic breasts are making you long for those days again.
That whole "open relationship" thing hit me right in the feels though. Does Chris still not realize that was all a sham?

EDIT: ... and should we take this to mean that Chris and Barb share their shower products? Brrrr.
 
Kosher Dill said:
That whole "open relationship" thing hit me right in the feels though. Does Chris still not realize that was all a sham?
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This is weird to me. He usually lurks here almost every day. Maybe he randomly stopped? Or maybe he's just choosing not to let the truth destroy his fantasy...
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
This is weird to me. He usually lurks here almost every day. Maybe he randomly stopped? Or maybe he's just choosing not to let the truth destroy his fantasy...
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I would guess willful disbelief, his choice is to either think everyone here is lying and he does have a heart-sweet somewhere out there waiting for him....or accepting that she doesn't exist and the bad guys (us) are right while the good guy (him) is wrong.

Although it does say a lot that this dilemma about whether the woman he 'loves' is real or not apparently requires less time and attention than his war against a fictional characters colour scheme.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
This is weird to me. He usually lurks here almost every day. Maybe he randomly stopped? Or maybe he's just choosing not to let the truth destroy his fantasy...
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Maybe I'm overestimating Chris here but maybe he thinks we're trying to trick him? Like, he thinks his open relationship is real and we're just trying to poison his mind and turn him against his sweetheart. Since everything we say is lies as far as Chris is concerned, why should he believe us when we say he's being tricked.

Or maybe he's just been hanging around his new website where we can't say stressful things about him.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
This is weird to me. He usually lurks here almost every day. Maybe he randomly stopped? Or maybe he's just choosing not to let the truth destroy his fantasy...
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Lalala said:
I would guess willful disbelief, his choice is to either think everyone here is lying and he does have a heart-sweet somewhere out there waiting for him....or accepting that she doesn't exist and the bad guys (us) are right while the good guy (him) is wrong.
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Chris gets trolled by a sweetheart, briefly feels his heart level drop, then turns right around and tells the she-troll to keep him in mind if she ever wants a real relationship. That tradition dates back to his fake date with Hanna, at least. If he lurks here, he must know that people are posting all their eBay crap, including this comic. And yet he goes right back to teaching his female customers all about monkey vaginas.

If he still considers himself to be in a relationship, then it wouldn't be the first time he thought he still had a chance with a confirmed troll. And if his eBay correspondence is anything to go by, it won't be the last.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
This is weird to me. He usually lurks here almost every day. Maybe he randomly stopped? Or maybe he's just choosing not to let the truth destroy his fantasy...
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Have there been any thread titles that explicitly state his girlfriend is a troll? The one that contained the revelation was about the closure of the private boards and I can easily imagine Chris having trouble comprehending Null's opening post given all the redactions. And any other occurrence of us talking about his phantom sweetheart he could chalk up to 'trolls being trolls.' Hell, the leaked email where he encouraged the other party to 'find a nice ho' also showed that he still doesn't think Kasey is a troll. He probably thinks the same of Catherine since he met both of them in person.
 
Flufflehugs said:
I just thought about something. Since Chris is now a tomgirl, do you think Chris-chan sonichu is a tomgirl as well?
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Chris's comic self-insert is definitely a tom-girl now but I'm not sure about his Sonichu forms. I'd love to see what kind of new trans-gender lesbian powers Chris-Chan Sonichu has at her disposal to fight da trolls.

By the power of my spirit-vagina and daily spa treatments CURSE-YE-HA-ME-DAZZLE!
 
Chris reads a few thread titles and maybe a few posts deep into each thread. Chris doesn't know Catie is a troll.
 
Flufflehugs said:
I just thought about something. Since Chris is now a tomgirl, do you think Chris-chan sonichu is a tomgirl as well?
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I could see Chris-Chan Sonichu having powers and a likeness similar to the PPG after his most recent post on facebook.
 
Bridechu said:
Thanks for the comics, Mimi! I've updated the transcript I previously did for people who have trouble reading it still.

PAGE 1

Chris: There's a sale on at JCP. Half price on all blouses, dresses and skirts.
Robbie: Really? Let's go!

Chris: Oh... Let me go take care of this first!
Robbie: Oh, yeah! I really hate those blue arms!
It's a crime and a major insult from Sega!

Chris/Sonic?: To Sega: Recall everything Sonic Boom and change his arm colour back!!! Now!!!

Robbie: Ooh! Forget the sale! I found something much better!

PAGE 2

Robbie: Hi there.

Mimi: Hello.
Robbie: You're looking pretty and fine!
Mimi: Thank you. You're cute, too.
Robbie: Wanna get some coffee and chat?
Mimi: Okay.

Robbie: Oh, but I was so impulsive. I'm Robbie!

Mimi: My name is Mimi.
It's alright; I have my own not-so-well thought out moments too.

Robbie: Really!! I always thought I was more impulsive than my sister Christine, and she is constantly covered in glitter, jewelry and sparkling clothes.

Mimi: Seriously?! With your hair, smooth skin and fur, I would have taken you for a daily spa-goer.

Robbie: "Spa-goer"? My family and I split our makeup, cremes[sic], shampoo and conditioners, and I take my baths/showers every night. And we take a monthly spa treatment.

Mimi: Monthly? Well in this economy, I guess once a month is affordable to the average individual.

Robbie: Yeah. Oh! I should mention. I have a lovely girlfriend; she and I are very close, but we are in an open relationship, which is good for us in exploring our individual ideas and feelings among others as well.

Mimi: Really? An open relationship. Are you positive you're not just saying that to go around breaking fragile hearts?

Robbie: What? Absolutely not!!! I have empathy and I would not want my heart broken either!

PAGE 3

Mimi: Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, calm down! I was only teasing to test you. You're okay, Robbie. My intuition agrees.

Robbie: Oh, okay. I tend to take things literally but I eventually do pick up on the subtle visual and body languages. I was caught off-guard. I do not like being taken advantage of, and I really would not take advantage for anything selfish.

Mimi: Oh, Robbie. You really are one in a million. I feel a welcoming presence in your. You are so genuine; I can't help but like you!

Mimi: ... And so, my creator told me to be less fussy and move on with my life.

Robbie: I hear you totally! My mom and dad are telling me, like, "Don't worry and overthink every detail; everything will work out in the end". Wise words.

Mimi: Yeah! Going on relaxed feelings and intuition works better than constantly worrying on everything.

This has been a good talk. Do you want to check out the dress sale, and maybe afterwards hang out at my place a while and see where we go from there?

Robbie: That sounds delightful. Let's go!
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The dialogue is so soulless, so mechanical, so non-human...
I missed reading these comics.
 
Here's the scoop on the orientation of Sonichu's children, from August:

"Sonicuh [sic] is still very much Heterosexual, and so is Rosechu (Prime). The only exceptions cannon to my works are Robbie Sonichu who is a total Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women). And Cera Rosechu, who is a Tomboy and a full on Lesbian. Crystaline Rosechu is a Bisexual; gets turned on by both."
 
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