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Even better...what the hell would his "Collosal Chris-chan" form look like now? I mean the bum beard and furry vest define that character, how do you imagine he could Tom-Girl it?
Lovequest 26 November 2014- Chris Asks for Advice on How to be A Slut
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Even better...what the hell would his "Collosal Chris-chan" form look like now? I mean the bum beard and furry vest define that character, how do you imagine he could Tom-Girl it?
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All of them are under 10 years of age mind you.
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Even better...what the hell would his "Collosal Chris-chan" form look like now? I mean the bum beard and furry vest define that character, how do you imagine he could Tom-Girl it?
Long hair and tits. Also the medallion would have eyelashes.
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What makes me laugh is that Chris seems to believe that if he meets a "sex positive lesbian" she'll be perfectly happy to sleep with him because he identifies as a lesbian. He hasn't stopped to think for a second that she's not going to be too fucking happy when he lifts his skirt and shows her the whole mess he's got going on down there. I wonder what would happen if Chris met another desperate, lonely tom-girl feminist lesbian identified male or whatever (I don't know the proper SJW lingo for it) who wanted to sleep with him. I mean, it's only a matter of time until Chris runs into a convincing transvestite and, of the two transvestites I'm vaguely acquainted with at least one of them has been with worse than Chris when blind drunk (yes, worse than Chris exists) I just wonder how he'd react if he was FINALLY getting to go all the way with an unpaid woman only to have a cock and balls flop out at the very last second. Naturally he expects his potential lesbian sweetheart to be entirely cool with this situation.
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Basically he won't (or can't) see it from anyone else's perspective. I think this whole identifying as sex positive thing is essentially an updated version of the Attraction Sign. He thinks that provided he makes it known that he is absolutely willing to have freaky no-strings-attached sex, then all those hot lesbians who were previously holding back will come rushing over to Ruckersville and leap on him. A constant of the Love Quest has been his total failure to understand that women look for more in a man than just availability.
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Thats true, but Chris is now moving into the realms of freakier sex and freakier people. Sooner or later he will meet somebody who, under the influence of booze, drugs or sheer suicidal desperation, will consent to sleep with him because Chris is not the only sad, desperate, smelly looser in the world.
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Oh yes he has. That's what the unclit is for--it allows him to pleasure a lesbian. Moreover, while most of the details are under wraps, it's clear at this point that he ardently wants a sex-change operation. That's why he's trying to get accepted at a sperm bank--he can deposit Crystal and then get the transition. While he knows nothing about the practical details of such a procedure (yet), I have no doubt that he's prayed and cast spells to help him magically transform into a woman. This is the sense I got when he said that the infection on his taint looked like labia. He has no interest anymore (I believe) in fucking a woman with his ugly growth. He knows that he is impure and this no doubt adds to his anxiety about approaching lesbians (not that he ever would in any case).
Moreover, Chris being Chris, he would probably spill the beans about his status to this hypothetical bed partner before he took off his clothes. He would play up his piercing and his true and honest female emotions, in the hope that this would seal the deal.
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You may be correct, however he's still going to be completely mystified when she refuses and tells him she doesn't fuck guys. Does he know the word 'patriarchy' yet? I have a feeling he'll be using it soon. Also, he said he'd rather have a sex change than be gay therefore if that's what he wants he's effectively come out of the closet.
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Kind of. He'd be gay, in that he'd be a woman wanting to have sex with women. It seems that to Chris, being a lesbian is different to being a homosexual man - in that lesbianism is fine but male homosexuality is offputting. I don't think he wants to have sex with men, now or after any future sex-change operation.
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And Chris-Chan's getting laaaaaaarger!
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I am dubious. The lesbian and bi dating scene in a place like Charlottesville is not that big. The number of lesbian and bi women who are interested in sleeping with trans women* is not that big. Chris is a mess, physically and mentally.
Add to that his biggest barrier, that he is on one hand completely resistant to approaching people in an appropriate way (like talking to them at a bar or party), but ridiculously unaware of how creepy he comes off via email, and I don't see it happening.
I know sweet, attractive lesbians who have a hard time finding a date here in the Boston area, which has a big lesbian and bi community. As for casual hookups, I think Barn (typo, but it stays) circumscribes Chris's social life enough that he's not likely to be in position for those (closing time beer goggles, going to a "poly munch").
I think Chris's best chance for sex given his life at the moment would be joining some kind of queer consciousness-raising group and finding someone else who's got issues and doesn't find him repulsive. But he's too lazy to do anything other than play with LEGO and rage about blue arms.
*I also think Chris's unusual gender-identity status is going to be a big strike against him. He doesn't have the self-awareness or panache to pull off "male lesbian" or "female soul in man's body," and he isn't really making the choices that say "woman" to people in the LGBTQ&c. scene, like using female pronouns. Or, for that matter, shaving his face!
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is it wrong that i'm actually looking forward to seeing how he draws the upcoming sex scene?
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Sorry to A-Log, but he wont be getting anything with the Tomgirl-phase either. It would take him max 2 minutes talking to a lesbian/bi lady before he starts ranting about hating gays.
(I realize this has been said a thousand times before, but hey... iv'e been out of this CWC-game far too long)
(I realize this has been said a thousand times before, but hey... iv'e been out of this CWC-game far too long)
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I'm asking Chris right now. And you know, technically, even with the tribadism picture he hasn't sent me what I asked for. I paid for two colored pictures and two uncolored ones: everything he has sent me was in color. I could probably bargain for two more pages, although they would be in black and white.
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Putting aside the obvious issues regarding Chris’ attractiveness in general, a big problem he has is that he’s basically created a gender identity for himself that appeals to no one. The fact that he dresses as a woman means that he’s not going to attract any heterosexual women. On the other hand, I’m going to quote Blackadder here and describe him as “the least convincing female impersonator since Tarzan went through Jane’s handbag and ate her lipstick,” so he also won’t attract lesbians – not even desperate ones. Oddly enough, I know several hetero and bi women who actually do find men in drag strangely attractive. But in those cases, we’re talking slim, androgynous men, neither of which could be used to describe Chris.
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The only group I can see Chris appealing to is women who are into forcing men to crossdress, which I've learned is a real fetish. But I have a suspicion that the guys who like to be forced to crossdress outnumber the women who are into it...
This phrase always cracks me up. And you're right, they do outnumber women who are into it (I'm pretty sure like 90% of weird internet fetishes do) there was a lolcow in the lolita community awhile back, I don't know if he made it here but he had that fetish and he basically got ousted because it was creepy as fuck, among many other reasons (he had the 'tism too). Every once in awhile other guys like that will creep into the community and it always causes a bunch of drama and butthurt until they leave (lots of naive tumblrinas like to asspat them and make excuses "oh, you don't KNOW it's his fetish, he has a real interest in lolita fashion even though he doesn't actually own any of the clothes or know anything about it, him liking sissyfication pages on Facebook doesn't mean anything, stop judging him! kink shaming!" etc)
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Finding a date and finding sex are different things. I don't think Chris is capable of finding a date (or at least a second date) because he is incredibly annoying and emotionally stunted, and also incapable of putting up a facade of being anything other than annoying and emotionally stunted.
As for finding sex. There are women who find men in drag very attractive. I have known bisexual women who find the both genders aspect of it very enticing. I used to date a girl who always wanted to go to drag shows. As a guy who is not comfortable with filling a female role, being with her made me feel oddly insecure about my lack of feminity, which was a new one. But it is unlikely someone is going to be sexually attracted to Chris. But people don't always hook up with people they are particularly sexually attracted to. Sometimes they just have sex with someone because they want sex and that is the sex that is available. I don't think it is particularly likely, but I also don't think it is impossible that if Chris starts putting time and effort into being at the right place at the right time, he could stumble into a night of drunk, instantly regretted sex.
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